Page 1 of 2
#1
If you woke up one morning and you were a microwave, how upset would you be?

And, would you rather be a unicycle or a curry?
#2
I would be devestated.
wen i ask they say that they fall into the habit smhw ........but nyways i think there is a connection smwhere. Now i being a teetollar will not give into this habit nyhw

FOR JUST £2 A WEEK, YOU CAN PREVENT THIS.
#3
I would take my toastery rage out on Africa.
Quote by Crazymike100

You disgust me.


Quote by jack_off_joel
bro u are definately gay


Quote by Oblivion_Rps
A backstabbin' bitch who calls himself the 'oracle'?


Quote by 100%guitarmad
I AM GOING TO HAVE TO REFER TO THE FIRST QUOTE IN YOUR SIGNATURE



UG loves me so much. Do you?

MY NAME IS JACOB. CALL ME THAT.
#5
If I was an ordinary, run of the mill microwave, then I'd be a bit peeved. But if I was a celebrity microwave, advertising fairy liquid power spray or something, I think it might take the edge off the pain.
Last edited by pawnshopguitars at Dec 5, 2008,
#6
If I was a microwave...would be angry, then I would chase people with my doors open and give them cancer
#7
Quote by Jomater
If I was a microwave...would be angry, then I would chase people with my doors open and give them cancer



I am adding you to my new sig.
wen i ask they say that they fall into the habit smhw ........but nyways i think there is a connection smwhere. Now i being a teetollar will not give into this habit nyhw

FOR JUST £2 A WEEK, YOU CAN PREVENT THIS.
#8
Oh I almost forgot; I'd rather be a unicycle thana curry, for the simple fact that I might get a hot girls crotch on my face.
#9
If I was an inanimate object I don't think i'd have much of an opinion about my predicament to be honest.
#10
Quote by pawnshopguitars
Oh I almost forgot; I'd rather be a unicycle thana curry, for the simple fact that I might get a hot girls crotch on my face.


Learn to like guy crotches.
Quote by Crazymike100

You disgust me.


Quote by jack_off_joel
bro u are definately gay


Quote by Oblivion_Rps
A backstabbin' bitch who calls himself the 'oracle'?


Quote by 100%guitarmad
I AM GOING TO HAVE TO REFER TO THE FIRST QUOTE IN YOUR SIGNATURE



UG loves me so much. Do you?

MY NAME IS JACOB. CALL ME THAT.
#11
I'd make some Hot Pockets.
"When the power of love overcomes the love of power, the world will know peace."
- James Marshall Hendrix

"Emancipate yourself from mental slavery. None but you can free your mind."
- Bob Marley
#12
Quote by pawnshopguitars
Oh I almost forgot; I'd rather be a unicycle thana curry, for the simple fact that I might get a hot girls crotch on my face.

Yes, while equally you might get a fat girl's (or even a guy's) crotch... nice.
If I woke up to be a microwave, I dunno, I mean how bad can it be?
But I'd rather be a unicycle
#15
Quote by GrEgUms1991
Im an odd man.


You're awesome. This thread has made my day.
wen i ask they say that they fall into the habit smhw ........but nyways i think there is a connection smwhere. Now i being a teetollar will not give into this habit nyhw

FOR JUST £2 A WEEK, YOU CAN PREVENT THIS.
#17
It's a tough choice, unicycles aren't taken very seriously whereas curry is a cornerstone of the british diet, however unicycles last longer than curry.


Might just stick with microwave
Quote by its_alive
rich_sg, I promote you to Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. of the Pit. way to speak your opinion.


Quote by ErnieBallfists
RICH_SG you are a filthy person for accusing me of dirty trolling , you are a stiff coconut
#18
Quote by Skierinanutshel
wow, instantly thought of the little toaster.


that movie scared the crap out of me when i was a kid. it still kinda does.



I LOVED THAT MOVIE
wen i ask they say that they fall into the habit smhw ........but nyways i think there is a connection smwhere. Now i being a teetollar will not give into this habit nyhw

FOR JUST £2 A WEEK, YOU CAN PREVENT THIS.
#19
If i was a microwave when i woke up it would make re heating pizza that much easier.

Also I'd rather be the curry so i can say I'm spicey.
,___,
[O.o]
/)__)
-"--"-

,___,
[¬.¬]
/)__)
-"--"-



Quote by FishCream
Stop Performing Meathook Sodomy On Yourself
#20
I lol'd

and unicycle for sure. People would ride me all the time.

however, people who had never ridden me before would always fall off.
signatures are budget.
#21
Quote by pawnshopguitars
Oh I almost forgot; I'd rather be a unicycle thana curry, for the simple fact that I might get a hot girls crotch on my face.


good idea but a bit risky my friend - if a guy buys you then its game over
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
#25


Wait...what...?




I would be more titillated then I ever have been in my entire life.
The Pit. The Movie.
#26
If I were a unicycle could i make people fall off on purpose? Or do I just kind of sit there? Either way i still choose unicycle because you get to go outside.
█████████████████
█████████████████
███████████████
██████████████
███████████████
█████████████████
█████████████████
█████████████████
#27
Before this thread gets closed..

I would rather be a unicycle

And i Would be very angry if i woke up inside a microwave.
uhhhhh

Quote by Spaceman_Spiff
I remembered the time I was so blazed I got a boner looking at a muffin.


Quote by Kensai
I like my ramen noodles like I like my women: Devoid of any taste lying lifeless in a body of water.



Thats how every man likes his women
#28
Quote by Skierinanutshel
what if a homosexual male buys' you instead?


flaw!

I'd make him fall over.

Didn't think of that, did ya'?
#29
Quote by Coke_Problem
Before this thread gets closed..

I would rather be a unicycle

And i Would be very angry if i woke up inside a microwave.


Why would it get closed?
#30
Carmel has been very strict with threads lately

Pretty much every thread like this ends up just getting closed.
uhhhhh

Quote by Spaceman_Spiff
I remembered the time I was so blazed I got a boner looking at a muffin.


Quote by Kensai
I like my ramen noodles like I like my women: Devoid of any taste lying lifeless in a body of water.



Thats how every man likes his women
#31
Quote by Coke_Problem
Carmel has been very strict with threads lately

Pretty much every thread like this ends up just getting closed.




Ahwell, this threads dead anyway. They can close it if they want.
#32
I love this thread
wen i ask they say that they fall into the habit smhw ........but nyways i think there is a connection smwhere. Now i being a teetollar will not give into this habit nyhw

FOR JUST £2 A WEEK, YOU CAN PREVENT THIS.
#33
I would rather be a unicycle, 'cause if I was a curry, I would be eaten, digested, shat out, flushed into a sewer, and dispersed at a water treatment plant into oblivion.


And, I wouldn't be pissed if I was a microwave, I would be able to give people super powers
#35
Woo, how "random". Aren't you crazy, threadstarter. I bet you have a really interesting and wacky life.
#36
Quote by smb
Woo, how "random". Aren't you crazy, threadstarter. I bet you have a really interesting and wacky life.


Tell you what right, shut up 'Reptile Master'

Gaaaay.
Last edited by GrEgUms1991 at Dec 5, 2008,
#38
Quote by GrEgUms1991


Ahwell, this threads dead anyway. They can close it if they want.



Thats the thing...they never close it when it loses all the luls..

They let it decompose and rot in the sun

THEY ONLY CLOSE FUNNY THREADS

I am now done with my conspiracy theory rant.
uhhhhh

Quote by Spaceman_Spiff
I remembered the time I was so blazed I got a boner looking at a muffin.


Quote by Kensai
I like my ramen noodles like I like my women: Devoid of any taste lying lifeless in a body of water.



Thats how every man likes his women
#39
Quote by Skierinanutshel
if an inanimate object can make someone fall, it must be a defective product. say hello to the new jersey landfills!

(yes, i did think of that )

I can just make it look like the little kid is retarded. Look how I solve two problems at once.
#40
dood u ar so random nd crazy
Quote by Ultraussie
I want to try that while playing the opening riff to "Tempting Time".

0-0-0-13-0-0-0-0-13 or something like that alalalala but It;s so heavy and off time and awesome and you could not f**k anyone to it.


Quote by Ingested
burzum IS nazi. well, varg is.
Page 1 of 2