#1
does anyone have like some kind of motivational quote to keep going and to keep doing things the way you are?
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#2
每个人都有失恋的时候,而每一次我失恋呢,我就会去跑步,因为跑步可以将你身体里面的水分蒸发掉,而让我不那么容易流泪。

We're all unlucky in love sometimes. When I am, I go jogging. The body loses water when you jog so you have none left for tears

不知道从什么时候开始,在每个东西上面都有一个日子;秋刀鱼会过期,肉酱会过期,连保鲜纸都会过期。我开始怀疑,在这个世界上,还有什么东西是不会过期的?

Somehow everything comes with an expiry date.Swordfish expires.Meat sauce expires.Even cling-film expires.Somehow i’m curious about that…Is there anything in the world which doesn’t?

不知道是我忘了关水龙头,还是房子越来越有感情?我一直以为他是最坚强的,没想到它会哭得最厉害。一个人哭,你只需要给他一包纸巾;可是一间房子哭,你可要多做很多功夫。

Did i leave the tap running…or is the apartment getting more tearful?I always thought it would cope okay.Didn’t expect it to cry so much.When people cry…they can dry their eyes with tissues.But when an apartment cries…it takes a lot to mop it up.

我们最接近的时候,我跟她之间的距离只有0.01公分。57个小时之后,我爱上了这个女人。

This was the closest we ever got.Just 0.01 of a centimeter between us.But 57 hours later…I fell in love with this woman.

如果记忆也是一个罐头的话,我希望这罐罐头不会过期;如果一定要加一个日子的话,我希望它是一万年。

If memories could be canned,would they also have expiry dates?If so,i hope they last for centuries.

她走了以后,家里很多东西都很伤心。每天晚上,我都要安慰他们才能睡觉。

Since she left,everything in the flat is sad.Everything needed lulling to sleep.
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#4
"the audience loved you, im sure they were just booing your outfits"
xxx


killing is my business... and business is good
#7
"Life is peachy, just not for you."
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Wow...just wow




A clapstack? My life is complete.
#8
Quote by kwidjibo1
"the audience loved you, im sure they were just booing your outfits"

I lol'd.

A classic Hendriz quote:

"When the power of love overcomes the love of power, the world will know peace."
Quote by Jackintehbox
This man knows his beverages.
Quote by 7daycrisis
^somebody get this man 30 million dollars.
Quote by Jack Off Jill
I think I love you. I consider you a prominent UGer.
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90.200.36.223 is my IP. Try me.
#9
* witty demotivational poster here *

yeah.. i just use laughter is the best remedy, i base my life on that
"You're a twat!"- That dude in morrisons

"You Ugly git!" - That girl in the restaurant

"You Were a Mistake!" - Mum

just a few of my fans..



#10
"We are not enemies, but friends. We must not be enemies. Though passion may have strained, it must not break our bonds of affection. The mystic chords of memory, stretching from every battlefield and patriot grave to every living heart and hearthstone all over this broad land, will yet swell the chorus of the Union, when again touched, as surely they will be, by the better angels of our nature." -Abraham Lincoln
Quote by Karvid
Maybe the number three has a human fetish


Quote by SeveralSpecies
It is a book by Michael Behe arguing for Intelligent Design.


I assume it has great tits because it has been repeatedly titty f*cked by REAL scientists.


#13
Quote by Dirge Humani
When god gives you lemons, you say "fuck you" AND FIND A NEW GOD!

Now with preposterous amounts of testosterone! PREPOSTERONE!

Okay, I'm done.
Quote by redneckrebel
Wow...just wow




A clapstack? My life is complete.
#14
"Laugh at yourself, but don't ever aim your doubt at yourself. Be bold. When you embark for strange places, don't leave any of yourself safely on shore. Have the nerve to go into unexplored territory." -Alan Alda



"Life is like music, it must be composed by ear, feeling and instinct, not by rule." -Samuel Butler


"If you are ever in doubt as to whether to kiss a pretty girl, always give her the benefit of the doubt." -Thomas Carlyle
Quote by mh.666
This man is right.


My life in all aspects is going fucking brilliantly, so I just thought I'd offer a cyncial scrap of wisdom, gloat a little, and then leave.
#15
"I'm proud of my life, and the loner I've become, I'll do just fine, my car and my guitar"
The arena is empty except for one man,
Still driving and striving as fast as he can.
The sun has gone down and the moon has come up,
And long ago somebody left with the cup,
But he's driving and striving and hugging the turns...
#16
"I may not be handsome, but when women hear me play they come crawling to my feet."

-Nicolo Paganini
#17
The diaries that my college gives us has a quotation for every week of the year.
I pretty much use each one as my quotation for the week xD
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OddOneOut is an Essex S&M mistress and not a pirate or a computer program.

#18
Quote by Dirge Humani
When god gives you lemons, you say "fuck you" AND FIND A NEW GOD!


Only for those who want GRATUITOUS AMOUNTS OF ENERGY!
RAZZLEFRAZZLE
#19
"better to live a day like a lion than 100 years as a sheep"
- Julius Caesar
Is your name Mike? Do you want to be everyone's friend? Do you look similar to lots of other people? If so click here

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Fucking win S&R!
#20
"Allow yourself to be true. Follow your instincts. Learn from the past. Live for today and let the future guide the way."
Julian Lennon

"You don't need anybody to tell you who you are or what you are. You are what you are!"
John Lennon

Yeah we all shine on, like the moon, and the stars, and the sun.
John Lennon

Yes, I love the Lennon family..... =]
#21
always remember you were the fastest sperm.
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Your post was the only bright spot in this disgusting piece of thread.

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You have balls. I like balls....(awkward silence)

Quote by SeveralSpecies
I waited for the rape.

...


...but the rape never came
#22
One day my grandma told me, "John, if you wanna grow up and be successful in life, you can forget about it because your a retard."

I'm not sure what she meant by that.
But I'm pretty sure it's good advice.
Quote by RU Experienced?
See the FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUU- thread, he's a God amongst men.

^^ about me


Confucius once say: "Women is like jazz music, 3/4 jazz time, 1/4 ragtime."

This is my sig, get over it. ಠ_ಠ
#26
Life is like a jar of jelly beans, nobody likes the black ones :P

orrr

Life is also like a jelly beans, cuz when u put your hand in, the black ones try to take your watch
Quote by RU Experienced?
See the FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUU- thread, he's a God amongst men.

^^ about me


Confucius once say: "Women is like jazz music, 3/4 jazz time, 1/4 ragtime."

This is my sig, get over it. ಠ_ಠ
#27
Quote by ryan_nadon
always remember you were the fastest sperm.


this has to be the best one

i might sig you !!!
"the end has no end"