#1
Ok. It's now 19 days til christmas.

Any ideas what I could get for my girlfriend? I'm really stuck here.
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#3
GHD
iPod
Perfume
Necklace
CD
Dildo
A monkey
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#4
Make her your wife. I promise it'll work.
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#6
I've got my girlfriend a pair of shoes and a well sexy corset

But she wanted both those things and helped me pick them out, so I guess it doesn't really count
Fender 60th Anniversary Standard Strat,
Epiphone Les Paul ES,
Line6 Flextone III,
Laney VC15,
Some pedals,
Some recording gear.
#7
You live in Sheffield, take her to the Wellington and drink as much of G's homebrew as possible and then collapse on the way home, vomiting on her and then saying 'I LOVE YOU I DO!' and then passing out as soon as you cross the threshold of your house leaving her to clean up any mess you make in your sleep. She'll love it.
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#8
just ask her what she wants for Christmas. that's easy
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#9
If she hasnt got GHD Straighteners, then they will be the best present ever....
#10
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You live in Sheffield, take her to the Wellington and drink as much of G's homebrew as possible and then collapse on the way home, vomiting on her and then saying 'I LOVE YOU I DO!' and then passing out as soon as you cross the threshold of your house leaving her to clean up any mess you make in your sleep. She'll love it.




I expected some funny **** but this...this is just...

..Win!

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Perfume? A ring? Necklace? Teddy-bear with a heart sewn on it?
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#11
An X-ray of your chest. Write I love you on your heart and draw something cool :P.
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Dean Cadillac SilverBurst Left-handed
Boss GT-8
Roland Micro-Cube
Line 6 FlexTone III XL
Levy's straps
#12
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An X-ray of your chest. Write I love you on your heart and draw something cool :P.

An X-ray doesn't show one's heart...
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This one dream involved me, one random girl, midgets and a pie.


...and midgets ended up f*cking her. I got the pie.


#13
If you're from uk then boots 3 for 2 always delivers!

... last christmas i didnt get my girlfriend anything, a few days later she let me shecks her for the first time. So apparently it can work.
#14
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An X-ray doesn't show one's heart...



My bad. Draw one THEN write something nice on it. Thanks for correcting (reminding) me.
The cliched "rig" Signature:

ESP LTD EC-1000VBL (EMG-ed)
Dean Cadillac SilverBurst Left-handed
Boss GT-8
Roland Micro-Cube
Line 6 FlexTone III XL
Levy's straps