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#1
So I have come across my first real girlfriend in this past month (I'm 16). We have gone out four or five times and she's pretty awesome. However, sometimes when we make out, I get an erection. I'm sure its as awkward for her as it is for me so I don't really want to bring it up (no pun intended) but rather just find a way to stop this from happening. Are there any? Is this normal?
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#2
Watch a lot of porn 24/7.

You might get desensitized.

Or not.
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#5
jerk it before you see her. twice, so your dick is sore.
or just get her to touch your weewee.

i thought you left forever or something a while ago?
#7
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Honestly, I would be more concerned if you didnt get aroused by making out with your girlfriend.

This.

How could you NOT get a boner?
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#8
I gotta say this for pit purposes:
Fap, it'll desensitize your...problem.
Use icyhot, apparently, you cant get an erection without it after you use it once.

Seriously though, this might be for the relationship thread.
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#10
Duct tape helps

Aw hell, what does the Pit know about controlling erections? I'm surprised rape and Icy Hot haven't been suggested yet.

EDIT: ok, someone posted as I was typing. The Pit's traditions are not lost.
#13
Then there is a way to make it less....noticeable. As you all know, my dick is HUGE
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#15
Quote by walkinbazooka
This.

How could you NOT get a boner?


I concurr, I'm proud of every boner I get
#16
It's normal.

Sit her down and explain to her that you don't do it on purpose, and you're probably more embarrassed than she is about it. +1 for the sympathy vote on that one.
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#18
been there, had that trust me .. it goes over after a while + I talked with girls (omg !) about this, and they all said they liked it but never told a guy they felth it

soooo, conclusion, don't bother bro


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#19
Sounds normal.

Okay, think of it this way. If you were making out with your girlfriend, and there was some sort of obvious physical response to show she was turned on, would you be weirded out?

Don't be so self-conscious.
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#20
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#21
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I gotta say I kinda walked in to that one! Actually its because I know people with E.D so I'm fortunate I'm not one of them.
#22
Quote by sashki
Duct tape helps

Aw hell, what does the Pit know about controlling erections? I'm surprised rape and Icy Hot haven't been suggested yet.

EDIT: ok, someone posted as I was typing. The Pit's traditions are not lost.

They shall never be completely lost, we'll make sure of that.
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#25
Wear REALLY tight boxer briefs.

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#27
Let the soldier stand to attention. It is illogical to do otherwise.


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#28
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Wear REALLY tight boxer briefs.


borrow your 3-year old brother's .. they only workl if they cut of your blood


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#30
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Watch a lot of porn 24/7.

You might get desensitized.

Or not.

That was fucking perfect.
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#31
Over-circumsize.
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#32
Just act normal. She'll probably notice. They like this anyway.
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#33
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I concurr, I'm proud of every boner I get


except when its in the middle of class and your wearing skin tight leather jeans with teased hair thats hella high and everyone looks at you

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#34
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borrow your 3-year old brother's .. they only workl if they cut of your blood


and then he will cum blood?
#35
Dude really a girl can just touch my shoulder and i get a boner.
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#36
Complete castration is the only answer.

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#39
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Dude really a girl can just touch my shoulder and i get a boner.


LAME
back on topic, its normal, once you have kissed her enough you wont get an erection cause making out will be normal for you
or you can also fap and watch lots of porn so kissing wont surprise you..
#40
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ask her to kiss it, if shes good enough your penis will get sick and throw up in her mouth problem solved

LMAO woww
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