#1
Well it's my friends birthday tomorow and his party is tonight, so I bought him an inflatible sheep from Ann Summers, and I figured the pit must have some similar novelty present stories.

So my question to you, pit, is...

What is the best novelty present you have ever given/recieved?
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#3
im planning to give some this christmas

obviously the gay calanders for guys but what about the lasses?
#4
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im planning to give some this christmas

obviously the gay calanders for guys but what about the lasses?


Vibrators?
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Quote by a6l6e6x1
im planning to give some this christmas

obviously the gay calanders for guys but what about the lasses?


subscription to some sex toy catalog.
#9
I once gave some lollipops in the shape of roses to my ex girlfriend, they costed me about 0.5 euros... She gave me 2 CD-coupons, each worth 25 euros...
That was the most emberassing valentine's day ever that's prolly who it's my ex girlfriend

sorry, I have no idea what novelty presents are...
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#10
I'd have to say penis lollies.

Oh, I got the 'Purple Ronnies Guide to Girl/Boy-Friends'
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I gave a toilet seat once.
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#14
my friend was a huge geek when it came to Maths

so we found her this HUGE calculator (like a4 size) and gave it to her HAHAHA
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