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This person (girl) has recently really helped me and i was thinking of buying them a present. Something original would be best, like out side the box, I dont really want to buy them jewelry or chocolate as its so obvious but something maybe a bit more quirky. Its a token rather than something stupidly expensive. And this is serious, but post jokes by all means aslong as u also give a serious suggestions.

Cheers pit!
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#3
Quote by maggot9779
A dildo....that is a joke and also serious....do it...


With red and white stripes, like a candy cane. Make it Christmassy
#4
Quote by Varkunus
This person (girl) has recently really helped me and i was thinking of buying them a present. Something original would be best, like out side the box, I dont really want to buy them jewelry or chocolate as its so obvious but something maybe a bit more quirky. Its a token rather than something stupidly expensive. And this is serious, but post jokes by all means aslong as u also give a serious suggestions.

Cheers pit!


Effectively eliminating the pit's most favourite present.

Put a banana in her ear. That will make her the banana king.
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#5
Write her a song?

Or offer her guitar lessons?

Or give her a lovely massage?

Or just do what maggot suggested and buy her a dildo. A big, long, juicy, glow-in-the-dark, purple, double ended, exothermic, fluffy, lumpy dildo.
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#6
you sir, are a gentleman who is caring and generous. if the world had more people like you. it would be a better place

personalized pillow, so when shes in bed she thinks about you. wink
#9
Quote by dragoo-mon
personalized pillow, so when shes in bed she thinks about you. wink


She could do that with a candy-cane looking dildo.
#10
go for something like an ornament that she can place by her bedside....

And how did she 'help you out' ehhh?

(DILDO - for the sake of it)
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#11
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buy her a star.... (yes a real outer space one)


That has the be the WORST present EVER!
#12
Quote by Varkunus
This person (girl) has recently really helped me and i was thinking of buying them a present. Something original would be best, like out side the box, I dont really want to buy them jewelry or chocolate as its so obvious but something maybe a bit more quirky. Its a token rather than something stupidly expensive. And this is serious, but post jokes by all means aslong as u also give a serious suggestions.

Cheers pit!

Give her/them a book on how 2 be a grammer nazi so that they/she could help you get better with your English!

How old is she? If you tell me that, I can probably be of better assistance.
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This one dream involved me, one random girl, midgets and a pie.


...and midgets ended up f*cking her. I got the pie.


#13
Quote by NoBC14
With red and white stripes, like a candy cane. Make it Christmassy

Not a bad idea. It's a joke present, which make sit ok

"sorry, this the last candy cane they had..."


and then laugh it off with a real present.
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#17
Quote by Varkunus
. Something original would be best, like out side the box,


Hmmm ... how about the outside of a box?

A box containing an oven more specifically to see if she gets the hint and cooks you dinner.
#18
Quote by metaldud536
But can she sleep comfortably with her head on it at night?


Im sure she already has at least one pillow, how many candy-cane colored dildoes (dildoes or dildos? never had to pluralize dildo before...) does she have?
#19
Quote by metaldud536
But can she sleep comfortably with her head on it at night?

That's her problem!
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This one dream involved me, one random girl, midgets and a pie.


...and midgets ended up f*cking her. I got the pie.


#21
Quote by metaldud536
But can she sleep comfortably with her head on it at night?


I dunno, ask your mom...ZING!

Hehehe but seriously, pillows are ****ty for presents.
#22
Quote by aaciseric
Hmmm ... how about the outside of a box?

A box containing an oven more specifically to see if she gets the hint and cooks you dinner.


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Lmao pantera? you'd think obama listened to some tupac or something
#23
1.) Buy a shiny red box with a removeable lid.
2.) Cut a Hole in the bottom of this box (not a giant hole.)
3.) Unzip pants.
4.) Place your Peniz into the hole of the box..
5.) Hold this box down below where yo peniz is.
6.) Say thanks to the girl and say here is your suprise and tell her to close her eyes and stick here hand inside thee box.
7.) Unreveal Peniz out of box .
8.) Have a very merry Christmas

Problem solved
#24
Quote by NoBC14
Im sure she already has at least one pillow, how many candy-cane colored dildoes (dildoes or dildos? never had to pluralize dildo before...) does she have?



DEMETRI MARTIN FTW


but id go with the oven myself
I lol'd you've been warned
#27
Quote by NoBC14
Im sure she already has at least one pillow, how many candy-cane colored dildoes (dildoes or dildos? never had to pluralize dildo before...) does she have?


wouldn't it be weird if the girl was twelve and we were talking about giving her a candy can dildo?
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Quote by dragoo-mon
wouldn't it be weird if the girl was twelve and we were talking about giving her a candy can dildo?


Yea, that is kinda weird...I think she'd prefer a baby pink one instead. You know 12 year olds and baby pink.
#29
Quote by maggot9779
Yea, that is kinda weird...I think she'd prefer a baby pink one instead. You know 12 year olds and baby pink.


With a flower painted on the tip.
#30
Quote by RHCP_Nirvana_FF
1.) Buy a shiny red box with a removeable lid.
2.) Cut a Hole in the bottom of this box (not a giant hole.)
3.) Unzip pants.
4.) Place your Peniz into the hole of the box..
5.) Hold this box down below where yo peniz is.
6.) Say thanks to the girl and say here is your suprise and tell her to close her eyes and stick here hand inside thee box.
7.) Unreveal Peniz out of box .
8.) Have a very merry Christmas

Problem solved



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#33
Quote by maggot9779
Obviously, I thought that would be a given.


and it tastes like bubblegum
#34
Hey girl I got somethin' real important to give you
So just sit down and listen
Girl you know we've been together such a long long time (such a long time)
And now I'm ready to lay it on the line
(Wooow) You know it's Christmas and my heart is open wide
Gonna give you something so you know what's on my mind
A gift real special, so take off the top
Take a look inside -- it's my dick in a box
Not gonna get you a diamond ring
That sort of gift don't mean anything
Not gonna get you a fancy car
Girl ya gotta know you're my shining star
Not gonna get you a house in the hills
A girl like you needs somethin' real
Wanna get you somethin' from the heart
Somethin' special girl
It's my dick in a box, my dick in a box babe
It's my dick in a box, my dick in a box girl
See I'm wise enough to know when a gift needs givin' (yeah)
And I got just the one, somethin' to show ya that you are second to none
To all the fellas out there with ladies to impress
It's easy to do just follow these steps
1: Cut a hole in a box
2: Put your junk in that box
3: Make her open the box
And that's the way you do it
It's my dick in a box... my dick in a box babe
It's my dick in a box, my dick in a box girl
Christmas; dick in a box
Hanukkah; dick in a box
Kwanzaa; a dick in a box
Every single holiday a dick in a box
Over at your parent's house a dick in a box
Mid day at the grocery store a dick in a box
Backstage at the CMA's a dick in a box (yeah-wow-wow-wow-wow-wow)
a dick in a box...
No muerde, no calla
Sin sangre no hay arte
Nada ni nadie
De nada más

Last edited by Fat-bastard0603 at Dec 6, 2008,
#35
Quote by RHCP_Nirvana_FF
1.) Buy a shiny red box with a removeable lid.
2.) Cut a Hole in the bottom of this box (not a giant hole.)
3.) Unzip pants.
4.) Place your Peniz into the hole of the box..
5.) Hold this box down below where yo peniz is.
6.) Say thanks to the girl and say here is your suprise and tell her to close her eyes and stick here hand inside thee box.
7.) Unreveal Peniz out of box .
8.) Have a very merry Christmas

Problem solved


That was very original and I applaud you sir.



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#36
m in a similar situation
and im not very creative

shame this is the pit and the best suggestion so far is a dildo painted to look like a candy cane
#37
the pit =/= sensible


give her an empty wrapped box, then when she opens say you you forgot the present at your house, she can pick it up anytime ;P
#38
Quote by a6l6e6x1
m in a similar situation
and im not very creative

shame this is the pit and the best suggestion so far is a dildo painted to look like a candy cane


your the one giving a present to a 12 year old with pedo bear as your picture
#39
Quote by stephen_rettie
your the one giving a present to a 12 year old with pedo bear as your picture

Seems logical enough...
Quote by RoamingConflict
This one dream involved me, one random girl, midgets and a pie.


...and midgets ended up f*cking her. I got the pie.


#40
well wrapping paper is outside of the box, so i guess wrapping paper
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