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#1
so yea try to write a orignal verse as fast as you can (like 30 seconds or so). just see what u can come up with.

btw, no backspacing.
beer is good

Quote by Insanitydenied
Moral: DONT DO GUITAR SPINS!


^^my evil army...hehe...
#2
I have a dildo,
It is very long
I am thrusting
To this song.
May the Force be with You.
Carmel is hawt
#3
My bum is on the cheese
Bum is on the cheese
If I get lucky I'll get a disease!
My bum is on the Swedish
Swedish
Swedish
Sweeedish
#4
OP is an idiot
he makes crap threads
sometimes I wish
that I could **** on his head
#6
Kill Kill Kill Kill Kill Kill Kill Kill Kill Kill Kill Kill Kill Kill Kill Kill Kill Kill Kill Kill Kill Kill Kill Kill Kill Kill Kill Kill Kill Kill Kill Kill Kill Kill Kill Kill Kill Everyone!
Epiphone SG
Crate V-18 212
Xaviere XV-500
Boss PS-5 SUPER Shifter
Digitech Bad Monkey

SWINE FLU FREE SINCE 1974
#7
UG has an obsession
With butts and with asses;
I get the impression
Your semen flows like molasses.
Gunpowder: FUCKING ROCKS!!!
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[witty set-up]
Gunpowder FUCKING ROCKS!!!!!

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Gunpowder you fucking rock!!

Quote by Dirge Humani
Now I can say, with sufficient certainly, that you, Gunpowder...

FUCK ROCKS!
#8
This thread is lame
all the responses will be the same
the Pit has gone to crap today
why do we all choose to stay?
#9
Sounds a little like a question
That I couldn't have the answer to
I've little useful I can mention
But there's a reason I won't answer you

Meh. It actually doesn't make much sense
whatthefedit: I shouldn't have used "answer" in the last line. Damn the no backspace rule.
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Raping her in front of other people would be morally wrong.

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wtf290 uses make bubbles feel like crap
Its super effective!
#11
The insides of your head is red
Hypothermic frozen limbs are blue

Now lets go sodomize an 8 year old with a rake.
May the Force be with You.
Carmel is hawt
#13
Quote by Oblivion_Rps
The insides of your head is red
Hypothermic frozen limbs are blue

Now lets go sodomize an 8 year old with a rake.


#15
Quote by schecter ftw
You going get raped
lalalalalalalalala
You going get raped
lalalalalalala


Everybody knows you gonna get raped!
And it's gonna feel great!!
No need for haaaate,

YOU GONNA GET RAAAAAAAAAAAPED!
May the Force be with You.
Carmel is hawt
#16
Hey there Delilah
What's it like in New York City?
I'm a thousand miles away
But girl, tonight you look so pretty
Yes you do
Times Square can't shine as bright as you
I swear it's true

Hey there Delilah
Don't you worry about the distance
I'm right there if you get lonely
Give this song another listen
Close your eyes
Listen to my voice, it's my disguise
I'm by your side

Oh it's what you do to me
Oh it's what you do to me
Oh it's what you do to me
Oh it's what you do to me
What you do to me

Hey there Delilah
I know times are getting hard
But just believe me, girl
Someday I'll pay the bills with this guitar
We'll have it good
We'll have the life we knew we would
My word is good

Hey there Delilah
I've got so much left to say
If every simple song I wrote to you
Would take your breath away
I'd write it all
Even more in love with me you'd fall
We'd have it all

Oh it's what you do to me
Oh it's what you do to me
Oh it's what you do to me
Oh it's what you do to me

A thousand miles seems pretty far
But they've got planes and trains and cars
I'd walk to you if I had no other way
Our friends would all make fun of us
and we'll just laugh along because we know
That none of them have felt this way
Delilah I can promise you
That by the time we get through
The world will never ever be the same
And you're to blame

Hey there Delilah
You be good and don't you miss me
Two more years and you'll be done with school
And I'll be making history like I do
You'll know it's all because of you
We can do whatever we want to
Hey there Delilah here's to you
This ones for you

Oh it's what you do to me
Oh it's what you do to me
Oh it's what you do to me
Oh it's what you do to me
What you do to me

ok seriously this time

mushroom cloud
world's spinning 'round
Apocolyspe
is here
#17
I cum blood from my erection.
I feel it run...
Down her throat...
Swallow...

...


Quote by therealtater
"Hey there Delilah" lyrics
Lol, me and my bassist were practicing in the music room in school the other day at lunch when the female choir came in on us. For a joke, I started doing "Hey There Delilah" n the clean channel, and you could tell they liked it. Then I hit the footswitch and broke out into Raining Blood. The look on their faces was priceless...
Last edited by Pat_s1t at Dec 6, 2008,
#18
lol, theres some good stuff on here guys, except for the haters who just say that the thread sucks. keep it coming, lol
beer is good

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Moral: DONT DO GUITAR SPINS!


^^my evil army...hehe...
#19
Hey what's up
I like cheese
Mustard is good too
But cheese makes me pleased
Cheese is awesome
Gotta get some
Cheese running down my throat
Can't find the remote
Because it's under the cheese
Please
Give me cheese
Or I will rape you
Like swiss cheese
That's what the holes are for
Bitch
Quote by NGD1313
Well I don't know about solos but how about that Smoke on the Water riff. It's like...impossible.


THE TRUTH IS OUT THERE

I'm Jake. I'm a musician, philosopher, and exhibitionist.
#20
The doors are freakin amazing
I like to listen to their music
and start blazing
like weed duh
hahahahahahhahaha ruh
duh duh bo buh banana
fana fo fuh fee fi mo muh
DUH!
Robble robble
Quote by IDread
You know something is wrong when you have to utter the words "I have ganja in my eye" to your mother...


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Aliens don't exist. I live on Mars, and I can assure you that there is no life here.



I hijacked this!
#21
One time back in New York City
I met this girl, she called herself Daisy
She had red lips and long long legs
Turns out she was wantin to fizzle up my shizzle


So I banged her.


Word up, peace, street.
#22
Quote by therealtater
Hey there Delilah
What's it like in New York City?
I'm a thousand miles away
But girl, tonight you look so pretty
Yes you do
Times Square can't shine as bright as you
I swear it's true

Hey there Delilah
Don't you worry about the distance
I'm right there if you get lonely
Give this song another listen
Close your eyes
Listen to my voice, it's my disguise
I'm by your side


What the hell? That's terrible! I know we had to make them up on the spot but that is the worst thing i've ever read ... hold on a sec ...
#23
God this is fun
Don't wanna rhyme
Thats for suckas
That ain't worth a dime


Isn't it ironic? (8)
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If UG had a Facebook style Relationship thing, I'd e-marry you C-mak


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I want C-mak in my bum.


^Think he might have a thing for me...
#24
Red mist fills my eyes
All around me life falls and dies
The sun goes down
but the worlds keeps spinnin round
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You are god, floppypick



Floppydick


If that's how you read my name, leave a message saying so on my profile
#25
Breeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Breeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
*Inaudible HXC screaming*
BREEEEEEEE
"I'm sick of following my dreams man. I'm just ask where they're going, and hook up with them later."
#26
**** your life,
**** your wife.
**** this ****
and take a hit.


Not a stoner btw
Rojam's new and improved band!!!!

Listen a little bit, we DON'T suck!
#29
should i wait or do
dont know for the time
underneath my dealings i have belonged
to your first compassion
now i stumble as i try to walk
i want to run, to fly
away to somewhere golden and old
back in time perhaps

(30 second are up)
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This man is right.


My life in all aspects is going fucking brilliantly, so I just thought I'd offer a cyncial scrap of wisdom, gloat a little, and then leave.
#30
i think that if she got the chance
rosie odonell would try to eat france
and oprah would buy it from her belly
and theyd scissor till they turned into jelly
#31
Fornication, on the plantation
hot jelly rolls on a summer vacation
chordates served on plates
and leukemia ridden hookers on your mates
surfin on a bendy straw, coconut shades
gettin your shlong stretched out for the next pride parade
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Why do you hate America?
#32
anal cum bubbles drip out of heaven
like a golden shower without a mention
i feel glee and bliss in the piss
i bet you think you're better than this
#33
suck my dick,
you big fat chick.
you'd eat a brick,
and that makes me sick.
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Either you're safe or you've won the whole damn thread.


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epic win. total, epic win. this is probably the best OC ever created on UG.

kudos, sir.

kudos.
#34
These rhymes are weak like Bud Lite
Mine are potent like claret
Bring your shit to me, it better be tight
er, KILLER BEEZ ALL OVER YOUR FUCKIN PLANET

Edited for clarity
#35
i know a girl, her name is schwab
she'll make you breakfast, she'll make you sob

but she don't use insults, she don't use violence
she only uses, the mega bomb

she tells jo-oh-okes bout your dead mom.


I was listening to that Vaselines song, she don't use jelly...
#36
Hello darkness, my old friend,
Ive come to talk with you again,
Because a vision softly creeping,
Left its seeds while I was sleeping,
And the vision that was planted in my brain
Still remains
Within the sound of silence.



tuk me laik 5 secundz lul.
I'LL PUNCH A DONKEY IN THE STREETS OF GALWAY
#39
the minutes now remain
to those before us
could we ever sustain?
or should just take notice.

You mess with the flag, you're still a spade
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