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my mother told me things like "when the ice-cream truck plays music they are OUT of ice cream" and " putting that much salt on your corn will make your fingers fall off.

what have your mothers told you to stop you from doing things
#3
"This is legal."
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Ovenman, your contraptions make women's

clothes evaporate.
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I WANT THE TWOOTH!

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That's far too clever to be posted in the Pit.
#4
This is cake...

Edit: and "If you keep touching it, it'll disappear"
They credited us with the birth of that sort of heavy metal thing. Well, if that's the case, there should be an immediate abortion.


-Ginger Baker
#5
That babies are made when a sperm and egg unite. That obviously a lie because babies come from a Stork that brings us home to be loved.
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Yes, my mom walked in on me getting my carrot skinned.

So I freaked out and flipped the vegetable tray.

There was ranch everywhere.


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Win


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^^Too bad I can't do this in real life
#6
Quote by dragoo-mon
my mother told me things like "when the ice-cream truck plays music they are OUT of ice cream" and " putting that much salt on your corn will make your fingers fall off.

what have your mothers told you to stop you from doing things

That's pretty dumb :P
#7
dude check this out, it's two lesbians making out to piano music


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You are a redeeming feature for the UG Swedish population.


All-riiight.
#8
"This is not a pipe".
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#9
"I love you"

Kjell!! You have your old avatar back!!
May the Force be with You.
Carmel is hawt
Last edited by Oblivion_Rps at Dec 6, 2008,
#10
"You are like every other kids! You're no different."
funkyducky


Icing happen when de puck come down, BANG, you know,
before de oder guys, nobody dere, you know.
My arm go comme ça, den de game stop den start up.

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Get To Da Choppa!
Last edited by DirtyMakik at Dec 6, 2008,
#12
Things along the lines like... if you drink, smoke or take drugs you'll instantly be addicted and it will ruin your life. I understand why she'd tell me that tho...
“If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?”
- Scott Adams

No they don't, and UG is proof...
#13
Cracking your knuckles causes arthritis.
"Ultimate"-Guitar is the worst website on the internet. Polluted with unintelligent mongoloids.
#14
that my percy train thing (from thomas the tank engine) had "gone to the island of sodor for repairs", when she really hid him behind a stack of books because i was destroying the skirting board with him

Top lel.
#16
Quote by DirtyMakik
"You are like every other kids! You're no different."



hi 5 to all the different kids
#17
Santa as an excuse for being good?

My mum told me never to go on escalators with my shoe laces untied because they would get stuck and it would suck me under and id be trapped in the escalator forever....
#18
My mum used to give me pork and tell me it was chicken. I don't know why. She's just a mentalist.
#21
Quote by Kensai
"This is not a pipe".

**** you Kensai. **** you.


You always steal my potential limelight...
Quote by Kensai
Ovenman, your contraptions make women's

clothes evaporate.
____________________


I WANT THE TWOOTH!

____________________________

Quote by aaciseric
That's far too clever to be posted in the Pit.
#22
A magical being exists in the sky and if we do not worship him and his son we will be punished.
#24
Quote by Bloodycrass
she told me she was virgin



That's not a lie. You're adopted.
D F O I N N T D
T W H O I R S D
Y O O R U
W S I U L C L K
A M S Y S

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Beautiful.
XxLloydxX for president!
Even though I'm english..

Want to hear Super Mario Bros Theme on electric rock guitar? SuperMarioBro
BuyMYMusic
SellMusic
#27
Daddy's just gone to the store, he'll be back soon
Quote by guitardude34875
be the music, not the scene
#29
"You're a handsome young man, and any girl would be lucky to have you."
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Are you asking if midgets can draw people that are themselves smaller than the average person, or if midget drawings in general are smaller?
#30
If you move out soon i'll give you a cookie ...

... she had no cookie related plans

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"You're a handsome young man, and any girl would be lucky to have you."


Oh God! I thought that was true
#31
If you swallow your gum, it will take 7 years to digest. Obviously understand why that was told.

And my personal favorite:

God is real.
#32
Quote by faint_spirit
"You're a handsome young man, and any girl would be lucky to have you."

pretty much that too

:/
lol
Top lel.
#33
"I didn't huff paint fumes while pregnant with you!"
"If God exists, there's no way he is French" - Andrea Pirlo

S A D B O Y S
#36
She told me that her disgusting ass eggplant parmesan was lasagna so I'd eat it. To this day I haven't taken another bite of eggplant
#38
"You're hansome".

God I hate that even now. It sucks. I know i'm not =D.


I was lied to a lot as a kid. It's almost depressing because my family still think i'm a kid when I'm 16 and still lie to me. They think I don't drink or anything... and frankly, if a 16 year old hasn't had a drink by that age, they're too sheltered.
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Squier Precision Bass Special in Antique Burst (LH)
Rotosound Swing 66s, 45-105

On slapping on a bass:
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pretend its a woman
i have no helpful advice

#40
If you keep doing that, your palms will get hairy and you'll go blind.

I ended up with callouses from playing the guitar and still have excellent vision.
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