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#1
Am I the only one that absolutely cannot stand the sound of people eating?
It drives me up the wall.
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#3
I can't sit with my family at the dinner table because of it.
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#5
Only when they are, I'm not, and I'm very hungry.


And they won't give me any....
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#6
If you are talking about when "saliva" sound then yes, I 100% agree, drives me insane.

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#7
I don't mind people eating, but I hate it when people stare at when you are trying to eat. I was at a pizza joint one night with the fam, and this huge family of hillbillies were just loud, and obnoxious and all fat. They wouldn't stop staring at us. This dumb fat kid(I guess one of their sons) kept looking at me every time he passed our table to go to the bathroom. I finally gave him the death stare; he didn't look at me for the rest of the night.
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#8
I guess certain sounds bug me. My friend chews like cow.
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I guess certain sounds bug me. My friend chews like cow.


Are they a cow?

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#12
Oh nom nom nom.
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#13
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Nom nom nom nom nom nom nom

This + saliva = roughly what I'm talking about.
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#16
Yes!

My Mum & I fight about it constantly because I'm always like "STOP EATING LOUD :@" and she says I'm strange because I always put my fingers in my ears/leave the room/scream when someone eats.

Somehow I don't see myself ever living with a husband haha.
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Are they a cow?

sometimes.

he chews with this weird side-to-side motion.
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#18
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This + salive = roughly what I'm talking about.


+heavy breathing like they'll die if they don't get that next mouthful of mashed potatoes

#19
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Somehow I don't see myself ever living with a husband haha.

I know I would break up with somebody over it.
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If you are talking about when "saliva" sound then yes, I 100% agree, drives me insane.


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one of my best friends, who hadnt ever annoyed me in the 4 years we knew each other, i'd never gotten angry at him or anything, after i spent a week with no-one else but him, the sound of him eating nearly made me hit him. but i love him too much.
#21
saying " om nom nom nom nom" Is the best in public places...get's you your own table.
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#23
I just hate it when people watch me eat.
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#24
Yeah, that and when people have a runny nose and won't blow it and just keep sniffing
Makes me want to **** them in the nose so hard I seal their snot glands in jizz for all eternity
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#26
I HATE IT :O
specially when its like.

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#27
you're not alone, especially people who talk while eatin cos they jus end up spittin it on yu
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#31
yea it pisses me off too and I find it kinda disgusting...thats why, whenever I'm eating in class for example, I try to chew as softly as possible.
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#34
When people eat with their mouth open it makes me want to hurt them so bad they have to eat through a straw for the rest of their lives.
#35
TS, you obviously only eat in the company of ghastly yobbos, wo eat with their mouths open. Pah!
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#36
Ok, there's a group made for this.
Look in my sig.
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#37
Neither can I. Which is why I like eating alone, but my friends and family are always like "why don't you want to spend time with me?" and it's not that I don't like them, I just like eating by myself.
#38
I remember this fat girl in highschool who would stand in class near the door after buying doughnuts, throw away the napkin when she was done and make really loud thumbsucking noises as she sucked all of her fingers one by one.


No one would tell her anything because
1. She was black
2. She will kick your ass
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I remember this fat girl in highschool who would stand in class near the door after buying doughnuts, throw away the napkin when she was done and make really loud thumbsucking noises as she sucked all of her fingers one by one.


No one would tell her anything because
1. She was black
2. She will kick your ass


well? Did you do her?
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#40
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Somehow I don't see myself ever living with a husband haha.


It does make life difficult. I hate the sound of chewing, the way people look when theyre chewing, the sight of half eaten food, the sound of people breathing when eating, people who eat with their mouths full or put too much food in their mouths, people who suck their teeth after eating. I've forced my partner to leave the room on occasion, usually I just play music during dinner.
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