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#2
best = michael jackson's dancing. Not even joking.
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#3
depends on what your instrument is.
With lead singers, one of the dumbest things I see is when they play air guitar.
#4
Quote by fieryfenderz
depends on what your instrument is.
With lead singers, one of the dumbest things I see is when they play air guitar.

so true.
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#6
depends on style of music. The worst is always air guitar by the singer. The best is when the guitarist or bassist spins their instrument right around their head.
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#9
Quote by fieryfenderz
depends on what your instrument is.
With lead singers, one of the dumbest things I see is when they play air guitar.

i think it looks cool when robert plant does it.
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PRS SE Singlecut, blue with stoptail (my baby)
Line 6 Spider III 75 (shut up)
Epiphone Les Paul standard
Cheapo Yamaha nylon string
even more cheapo Fender steel string acoustic
#11
I like it when the singer holds the mic stand upside down so the base of it is in the air and when the drummer does a flying drum solo.
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#13
Quote by gerardk
The best is smashing your instrument at the end of a song!!

And people say Kurt Cobain is dead...

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#14
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windmill powerchords


yes! worst = all down stroke chords - make you look retarded.
#15
Best would be switching positions with your left hand like this,
(2:57)
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=hb5QaCfm7bg
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#16
Depends on the instrument and genre, For Ska: Spinning the trumpet
#19
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windmill powerchords


When I do it my hand smacks against the body of my guitar and I scream.

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#20
Remember children, a bad stage move is always better than no stage move.
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#21
The worst possible things you can do are not to whip your dick out and run down the front of the stage, slapping each front-row Sally in the face with it. Oh yeah, be sure to anally fist your drummer after an intensive song; it gets the crowd going.
#22
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#23
Bad ones:
Falling off the stage
Getting on to the stage (if you are in Fall Out Boy)
Stupid dancing
head banging

Good ones:
Crazy movements and being very active.
Getting on your knees (good for solos and vocal screams)
Running
#25
when alexi laiho sticks his guitar over his left leg on the monitor when he solos

annoys the utter hell out of me
Top lel.
#27
actualy. I have a jackson kelly and at a gig last week i had trouble avoiding the part of the guitar that sticks out while doing windmills
#29


Hardcore dancing = mega fail.

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#30
Quote by aaciseric
Bad ones:
Stupid dancing
head banging

Good ones:
Crazy movements and being very active.



I'll have to disagree.

Hardcore dancing can't be on both sides of the spectrum. Ever. It's most definitely a bad move altogether, especially if you're on-stage.

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#32
Quote by kr1stians
yes! worst = all down stroke chords - make you look retarded.


that's done to achieve a specific sound, not to look cool.

on topic: I second whoever said Michael Jacksons dancing.
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#33
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I'll have to disagree.

Hardcore dancing can't be on both sides of the spectrum. Ever. It's most definitely a bad move altogether, especially if you're on-stage.

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By "crazy movements" I was talking more about the kinds of things Flea does rather than dancing.
#34
its gotta be hendrix's stuff. double points if the drummer tries to set his kit on fire and play it with his teeth.
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#37
Quote by gerardk
The best is smashing your instrument at the end of a song!!


I match your bashing of a guitar, and raise to the lighting of a guitar on fire.
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#38
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best = michael jackson's dancing. Not even joking.


Not gonna lie, Justin Timberlake can dance, too.

I'm not a huge fan of "stage moves". I was in a band and our lead guitarist kept talking about how we needed to do stage moves and rock out and stuff. I told him he needed to play better before he started acting like a hot-shot, that shut him up
#39
The thing Flea does during Throw Away Your Television live at Slane Castle
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#40
All of Hendrix's arsenal of great moves, and Omar Rodriguez-Lopez / Cedric Bixler Zavala.
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