#1
A random, slightly drunk thread...

So, anyone know why the pubs are dead on a Saturday night...?

Went to one at about 10ish, a few people there singing really bad karokee... Have a pint there, nothing going on so we decide to go to a different one, which we know is usually buzzing on a Friday night... Walk in there. Three other people.

So yeah, anyone else get this where they live?
#2
It's the recession. People can't afford to go out and drink anymore. They have to get drunk infront of the TV, passing out infront of Cosby's with a bottle of vodka in their hands.


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#3
maybe you live in a ****ty small town? my city aint huge (200,000) but every bar is full to the rim on weekends
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#4
because you're going to the wrong pubs? wheneer i go to a bar on a weekend night they're always jam packed
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#5
Why didn't you stay and sing karaoke?
Or at least watch drunken retards sing?
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maybe you live in a ****ty small town? my city aint huge (200,000) but every bar is full to the rim on weekends


I live in Bristol... It's hardly small.

But yeah, pubs are heaving Friday nights...
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I live in Bristol... It's hardly small.

But yeah, pubs are heaving Friday nights...


Everything's expensive on a Saturday night.

Bristol? Pfft...Newcastle > Bristol lol
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I live in Bristol... It's hardly small.

But yeah, pubs are heaving Friday nights...


In Jersey?

Edit: Nevermind. Pub, and other selective keywords have led me to the realization of the correct location. What a mouth full.
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I got in and pulled a Stella straight out of the fridge xD
#12
Stella?


*sigh*

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#13
People are in bars and clubs instead?
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#15
It's because it's fucking expensive on a Saturday night. I went to a bar the other week on a Saturday and it was £4.50 for a pint. £4.50! It just works out a lot cheaper to stay in weekends that's all.
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maybe you live in a ****ty small town? my city aint huge (200,000) but every bar is full to the rim on weekends


I wouldn't exactly call Bristol a ****ty little town...
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It's because it's fucking expensive on a Saturday night. I went to a bar the other week on a Saturday and it was £4.50 for a pint. £4.50! It just works out a lot cheaper to stay in weekends that's all.


Wow. That is a lot. Is about £2.50 here for a pint.
#19
people go down the pub round 3ish on a saturday to watch the footy, they either get too pissed and go home, or end up going round a mates place.


edit: clubs aswell obviously
Last edited by DanRev at Dec 6, 2008,
#20
Everyone goes out on Fridays and are too hungover to drink again on Saturday. This annoys me because I want to drink for two days at the weekend, however Sundays are even worse nights to go out than Saturdays.
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#21
i paid 14 quid for 3 pints however it was a strip club(s). It was actually made famous in GTA 4 ''The Triangle''. Its actually called the Pubic triangle.


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#22
Because you live in opposite land?

The pubs here are buzzing on a Saturday night. I was there earlier to watch the match and it was packed, but then i had to leave because of this damn food poisoning
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#23
most people around here prefer to go out on Fridays when they get off from work to unwind and whatnot. Although around here Saturdays are usually pretty busy most places, not as busy as friday, but still reasonably busy. The only really dead night is Sunday, and that's excluding (American) football season.
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