#1
Make me rich! I dream of one day being a billionaire. I’ll take over the world, enslave you all and generally lord it up whilst wearing a fez and commanding an army of obedient, yet frightfully aggressive Monkeys. Before I can enslave you all I need a genius monkey making idea, fit for a future world enslaving global dictator. Share with me your best, most ridiculous money making idea!

GO GO GO GO GO!
#7
Kill Yourself
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#8
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Damn beat me to it... hmmm
Sell One Million Home made things and sell them for a buck o' five.

You will get more than a Million
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#10
- Study hard for a better chance in life, if you have the resources to such as financial support.

It's no secret. It's the easiest way to make yourself a millionaire/billionaire, however 95% of people don't fully appreciate it and that's why we'll never be rich. It's easier said than done, that's for sure but it's the quickest and, despite what I've said, easiest route of them all.
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#11
Invent a way to run cars on semen, then make the gas tank a vagina.

Edit - I totally thought it said "money" but um...cloning?
Last edited by gamebreaker at Dec 6, 2008,
#12
Prostitute yourself... Duh

-OR-

Start a scam.
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#14
Say that the face of jesus is on any household object. After getting the info on the news, sell the object on ebay.

repeat.
#15
Quote by pnickols
Make me rich! I dream of one day being a billionaire. I’ll take over the world, enslave you all and generally lord it up whilst wearing a fez and commanding an army of obedient, yet frightfully aggressive Monkeys. Before I can enslave you all I need a genius monkey making idea, fit for a future world enslaving global dictator. Share with me your best, most ridiculous money making idea!

GO GO GO GO GO!

1. Purchase male and female monkey
2. Wait
3. Place male and female monkey(s) together
4. Repeat steps 2 and 3. (Do this as many times as neccesary)
5. Train monkeys for combat
6. Conquer world with Evil Monkey Army

As you can see, this plan is much easier than becoming a billionaire. It also means you don't need highschool or college anymore. Drop out, now. Buy a fez if you still want one. But get the monkeys first.
Last edited by landerson at Dec 6, 2008,
#16
Sell half your liver, I think it's worth about 45 000 bucks.
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#17
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Sell half your liver, I think it's worth about 4.50 bucks.

Fixed
#18
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Fixed


Well, if you're a drunk, but you wouldn't do that, now would you?




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#19
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Well, if you're a drunk, but you wouldn't do that, now would you?





Not neccesarily. What kind of Organ recipient only asks for half of a liver?
#20
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Not neccesarily. What kind of Organ recipient only asks for half of a liver?


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Don't question me!
I don't know, I heard you could sell half your liver for a large sum of money.

May be wrong though.
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#21
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...

Don't question me!
I don't know, I heard you could sell half your liver for a large sum of money.

May be wrong though.

We should ask a doctor...


Hey pit, how much is half a liver worth?
#24
Sell your testicals and copys of Chinese Democracy for a profit


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#26
Do what that lawyer did and sell a bunch of xbox boxes o_O
#27
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Not neccesarily. What kind of Organ recipient only asks for half of a liver?

Liver regenerates so s'all good
#28
Quote by landerson
We should ask a doctor...


Hey pit, how much is half a liver worth?



The liver is the only organ that regenerates. so, if you removed half your liver, you could put that half in a needy recipient and that would grow into a full, functioning liver, and your own half-liver would do the same.

#29
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The liver is the only organ that regenerates. so, if you removed half your liver, you could put that half in a needy recipient and that would grow into a full, functioning liver, and your own half-liver would do the same.

So if i cut my liver into millions of pieces, then donated a piece to everyone who needed one, it would work? Or is there a limit as to how big the piece must be for it to regenerate?
#30
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So if i cut my liver into millions of pieces, then donated a piece to everyone who needed one, it would work? Or is there a limit as to how big the piece must be for it to regenerate?

I'm guessing it would regenerate, but it wouldn't make it to the sufficient size before the recepient died
#31
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#32
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I'm guessing it would regenerate, but it wouldn't make it to the sufficient size before the recepient died



This. A little less than half, about 35-40% i think, is cut from the donor. But i do not remember for sure, it's been a while : /

plus, it only works if you have the same blood type and several other crucial genetic information in common with who you are donating to, so it is usually only possible for family members.

#33
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This. A little less than half, about 35-40% i think, is cut from the donor. But i do not remember for sure, it's been a while : /

plus, it only works if you have the same blood type and several other crucial genetic information in common with who you are donating to, so it is usually only possible for family members.


That or the patient would reject it cause it was so small. (insert penis joke here)