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hey pit, as most of u know, its getting close to christmas and thats when all the christamas food comes out like mince pies, these are my favoret.

my sister got engaged recently and now she spends most of her time up at her boy freinds house, a 2 weeks ago my mum brought some mince pies becuase i love them, my sister just got home from her boy friends after 2 weeks, she went to the cupboard and what a suprise theres no mnce pies, its been 2 weeks there bound to be eaten by then but she starts yelling at me for eating them saying she didnt get even one, SHES BEEN AWAY FOR 2 WEEKS,what am i ment to do save her one untill she comes home! she pisses me off some times.

so pit, i ask you, whats the most f***ing anoying thing that ur sibling/parent has done, how do they piss u off the most?
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#4
Who ate all the pies?

You, fatty!
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#5
Freaking out over mince pies...

Hmm, i like it!


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#8
It was probably 'that time'.

Damned women and their silly excuse for being pissed off.

I could probably make some good chili with your parents... if you know what I mean.
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#9
just my little bros

they always come into my room and **** **** up when im not there

e.g there was a ****in broom in my room one time???

ad they come in here and watch movies and eat chocolate and get it in the carpet and ****in anoying **** like that

im not really complaing
its just ****in anoying
#10
I wish I had your problems.

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Edit: She should buy her own mince pies though.

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#11
ya, familes are annoying sometimes. It's especailly annoying when you're living in Africa and your parents die from AIDS...
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#12
what the hell is a mince pie?
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what the hell is a mince pie?

It tastes as disgusting as it looks:


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The same thing happened to me exept it was a pair of earrings.

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It tastes as disgusting as it looks:


its not meat in it is it?
isnt it fruit or something?
#20
Man, that sucks. If she wanted mince pies, she could have bought her own. Or told her fiancee to do so.
#21
My sister is horrible to me for no apparent reason, but I deal with it and don't post on UG about it. Take a leaf from my book.

EDIT:
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its not meat in it is it?
isnt it fruit or something?

Yes it's fruit mince. They're the best christmas food in the world.
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#22
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its not meat in it is it?
isnt it fruit or something?

I think it's spicy fruit and things, I just remember them tasting awful

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#23
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I think it's spicy fruit and things, I just remember them tasting awful


yeah i hate them
must be an australian thing eh?

those americans love them!
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Yes it's fruit mince. They're the best christmas food in the world.


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The British like them too (I'm a pom ), pretty awful.

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The British like them too (I'm a pom ), pretty awful.


so your not from adelade?

or you were born in england?
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so your not from adelade?

or you were born in england?

Born in England, lived in Scotland most of my life and moved here 6 months ago. I have a bit of everything in my family really

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#29
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Born in England, lived in Scotland most of my life and moved here 6 months ago. I have a bit of everything in my family really

so have you got a really weird accent from all the places youve lived
like an english/scotish/aussie accent
wow thatd be something
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so have you got a really weird accent from all the places youve lived
like an english/scotish/aussie accent
wow thatd be something

I don't have an accent, just a deep, mumbling, monotonous voice

I think I'm picking up the Aussie accent though, which is awesome because I love it

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#31
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hey pit, as most of u know, its getting close to christmas and thats when all the christamas food comes out like mince pies, these are my favoret.

my sister got engaged recently and now she spends most of her time up at her boy freinds house, a 2 weeks ago my mum brought some mince pies becuase i love them, my sister just got home from her boy friends after 2 weeks, she went to the cupboard and what a suprise theres no mnce pies, its been 2 weeks there bound to be eaten by then but she starts yelling at me for eating them saying she didnt get even one, SHES BEEN AWAY FOR 2 WEEKS,what am i ment to do save her one untill she comes home! she pisses me off some times.

so pit, i ask you, whats the most f***ing anoying thing that ur sibling/parent has done, how do they piss u off the most?


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#32
Tell her to buy her own!

On that note, I think everyone here could tell you worse. Like when my brother put me through a window... Twice.
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#33
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I don't have an accent, just a deep, mumbling, monotonous voice

I think I'm picking up the Aussie accent though, which is awesome because I love it


yeah aussie accents are great for being really agerssive and rude

OI ****!!!!!!
WHAT THE **** ARE YOU LOOKIN AT HUH?

with a beer in your hand
the proceed to throw beer and person


gotta love australia!
#34
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yeah aussie accents are great for being really agerssive and rude

OI ****!!!!!!
WHAT THE **** ARE YOU LOOKIN AT HUH?

with a beer in your hand
the proceed to throw beer and person


gotta love australia!


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#36
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yeah aussie accents are great for being really agerssive and rude

OI ****!!!!!!
WHAT THE **** ARE YOU LOOKIN AT HUH?

with a beer in your hand
the proceed to throw beer and person


gotta love australia!

Yea, I could do without the casual violence though I hope to have an accent before I go back to Scotland to meet up with friends again. Also, Aussie accents are amazing for aggression.

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#37
You're in the pit so I must assume you are at least 13, and your sister is getting married. I'd think that you are both mature enough to sort this out on your own without crying like little babies.
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#38
Dude... You're talking to a 13 year old in the pit.

Do you REALLY think theres much maturity there?
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#39
My bad, you're right. I was just hoping in favor of humanity. But then again, there's really no such thing as hope for humanity in the pit.
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#40
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yeah i hate them
must be an australian thing eh?

those americans love them!

ive never heard of them, according to wiki (wikipedia is always right, no exceptions) it originated from britian and were originally called 'shred pies' (a much cooler name imo)

i guess ill have to try one sometimes.
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1)make jokes about rancid and NOFX (as if they dont already make fun of themselves)
2)make obvious punk puns, possibly related to food
3)make fun of Rancid and NOFX again
4)??????
5)PROFIT (and an army of internet fanboys)
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