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I remember a game that I used to watch back when I was lurking. Basically what you do is you post a situation and the next person makes up a worst case scenario for it in addition to their own situation. I of course as TS will start

(also I search bar'd for about 6 pages, if the thread is still with us then I shall delete this)

You're walking down the street
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Uhh there was this guy who didn't get any of the questions in some exam so he put 2 pencils in his nose and headbutted the desk.. and died.. that's pretty stupid.


#2
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You're walking down the street

and gravity reverses itself.

edit: youre eating a grilled cheese sandwitch....
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#3
You get raped by a Zombie-Silverback Gorilla, that escaped from the Zoo Morgue.

New situation: Fapping.

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#4
mom walks in
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#7
Since not one of you put the next situation..

You're driving a car when...
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#8
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Since not one of you put the next situation..

You're driving a car when...

You make a right turn...
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So you're like a slower paced Forrest Gump...
Yup...
#9
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You make a right turn...

goddamit at least post a new situation ur killing the game!

eating cake
#11
you hit a fork in the road
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#12
your drivg to school when, a T-REX comes out and eats your car.

your at your girlfriends house when,
#13
You walk into her kitchen, and a bengal tiger jumps out of her fridge, pins you on the ground, rapes you over and over and over. It then proceeds to cum over and over into your mouth, so you nearly choke to death on tiger jizz. Then it claws you to death, and moves on to your girlfriend.


You're eating a cookie.
#15
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You're eating a cookie.

You spill your milk and cry just as your friend unexpectedly walks in touting a pristine jug of milk.

You pop a boner when suddenly...
#16
Quote by Rockford_rocks
And a bengal tiger jumps out from the bushes, slashes your tires, pulls you out of the car, rapes you, claws you to death, then throws your mangled, bloody corpse off of a cliff.


You're eating a cookie.


When you choke, but luckily you thought to have a glass of milk beside you.

Your doing back flips off of a building when...
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#18
When a bengal tiger jumps out of one of the pillows. You try to run, but it's too late. He grabs you by the leg, pulls you down, rapes you. Once he's done, he tears off all of your limbs and beats you to death with them.


You're at the zoo when...
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#19
Quote by floppypick
When you choke, but luckily you thought to have a glass of milk beside you.

Your doing back flips off of a building when...



You realize jumping off a building is stupid but you already jumped and then you die!!!!!

Your sleeping when...
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#20
A bengal tiger enters your dreams. But this time, he's got laser eyes.

You're washing the dishes when...
#21
Quote by Emo_scene101
You realize jumping off a building is stupid but you already jumped and then you die!!!!!

Your sleeping when...

your city becomes annexed by the Vatican and you are condemned to hell for having morning wood when the pope tries to wake you up and tell you

your eating soup when...
#22
Quote by RU Experienced?

You pop a boner when suddenly...

You prematurely cum blood!
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#23
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your eating soup when...


Suddenly a bengal tiger walks into the restaurant.


He sits down and orders a salad.


...Then rapes you.


You walk into a bar when..
#24
Quote by snow blind
your city becomes annexed by the Vatican and you are condemned to hell for having morning wood when the pope tries to wake you up and tell you

your eating soup when...

Your Grandmother calls to wish you a belated birthday

You go for a high five when....
#25
Quote by Telestar
Your Grandmother calls to wish you a belated birthday

You go for a high five when....


You realize you're about to high-five a bengal tiger.

He catches your hand, tears your arm off, then pulls out your intestines through your rectum.


What's my deal with bengal tigers?


You're at the bengal tiger exhibit at the zoo...
#26
Quote by Rockford_rocks
You realize you're about to high-five a bengal tiger.

He catches your hand, tears your arm off, then pulls out your intestines through your rectum.


You're at the bengal tiger exhibit at the zoo...

You become afraid and run away... into the silverback gorilla exhibit...


You are skateboarding when...
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#28
Quote by Rockford_rocks
You realize you're about to high-five a bengal tiger.

He catches your hand, tears your arm off, then pulls out your intestines through your rectum.


What's my deal with bengal tigers?


You're at the bengal tiger exhibit at the zoo...

you trip over a stone just as the tiger escapes, he proceeds to mount you

you're on a plane to soviet russia when...
#29
The plane gets on you


You're running with scissors
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P S T F I N D E R

Quote by FFTLxx
Uhh there was this guy who didn't get any of the questions in some exam so he put 2 pencils in his nose and headbutted the desk.. and died.. that's pretty stupid.


#30
you realize you love your skateboard more than your guitar

You are surfing the pit when....
#31
You discover memes.

You're watching the Cincinnati Bengals play football
1. Open My Computer.
2. Open C:
3. Click on WINDOWS.
4. Open the folder "Media."
5. Click on the file "onestop."
6. Listen.
#32
Quote by Tedrick
You become afraid and run away... into the silverback gorilla exhibit...


You are skateboarding when...

you relize your on a beach


you answer your phone when...
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He's today's tom sawyer, he just gets high on you... He doesn't tell stories anymore


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have an E-Cookie


Have a wonderful day =)
#33
Quote by snow blind
you trip over a stone just as the tiger escapes, he proceeds to mount you

you're on a plane to soviet russia when...


You get raped by a bengal tiger. However, once the plane enters Soviet Russia, you start raping the bengal tiger.


Quote by Mockstairwell
You discover memes.

You're watching the Cincinnati Bengals play football

When you realize: "Wow, this team is terrible."

Then you get raped by a bengal tiger.


You're at the mall when...
#34
Quote by Rockford_rocks
You get raped by a bengal tiger. However, once the plane enters Soviet Russia, you start raping the bengal tiger.


You're at the mall when...


terrorists strikes the mall

You're having lunch with your parents when...
#36
Quote by avenger86
terrorists strikes the mall

You're having lunch with your parents when...

Your parents peel off their skin to reveal themselves as mutant aliens sent here to separate you're duodenum from the rest of your small intestine

your building a model plane when...
#37
Quote by wannabegtargod
you realize you have a boner and no pants
your doin a chick


When suddenly the chick morphs into a bengal tiger.


The tiger is not happy with you.


You're cracking open a fortune cookie when...
#38
Quote by Rockford_rocks
When suddenly the chick morphs into a bengal tiger.


The tiger is not happy with you.


You're cracking open a fortune cookie when...

the fortune cookie shapeshifts into a bengal tiger, it eats you and everyone in a 10 mile radius

you're kissing Jessica Alba when
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YES! The bengal tiger is catching on!

She pulls a zipper on her dress and turns into a Siberian tiger. You go "WTF?", and she pulls another zipper and turns into a bengal tiger. She pulls off your head and eats your brain like spaghetti. Which is totally possible. After that, she pulls another zipper and turns into the 1985 Chicago Bears.

You're taking your dog for a walk...
#40
Quote by Rockford_rocks
YES! The bengal tiger is catching on!

She pulls a zipper on her dress and turns into a Siberian tiger. You go "WTF?", and she pulls another zipper and turns into a bengal tiger. She pulls off your head and eats your brain like spaghetti. Which is totally possible. After that, she pulls another zipper and turns into the 1985 Chicago Bears.

You're taking your dog for a walk...


When your mom turns into a bengal tiger and eats your dog

Your walking your bengal tiger when...
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