#1
no sexual innuendo intended.
anyways,to the problem. i almost never go to the mall. i'm more of a sit at home and play guitar guy. but for some reason almost every girl i encounter likes me to some degree. my friend drags me to the mall yesterday, and we hang out a while. i'm bored cause it's the ****ing mall and why the **** do i want to walk around for like 5 hours, and i buy a t-shirt. later we go to a restaurant and these girls he likes are there. the good looking one has a boyfriend though, who is somebody i have been close friends with a while. lately he has changed though. not towards me, but to the guy who dragged me to the mall who was his best friend. like stealing girlfriends and cheating and stuff. we all hang out a while, and this girl is hitting on me like mad. which ticks off the guy i went to the mall with. me and her hang out a while, and i don't think i would ever date her, but you know what, i have no problems with a fling. the next day, my friend is getting **** from the boyfriend for texting her. apparently he wants to beat the **** out of him.
and you know what?while typing this i realize i really don't care all too much. but my question is, if the boyfriend confronts me, what would be a good tactic at keeping our friendship?and was i justified, i mean, he is a pretty big ass. and she came on to me
thoughts?
#2
bang her
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#4
sounds like Mall Rats.....
just dont go to the mall...problem solved and if need be.. slay the girl..shell thank you for it.
cheers!
#6


Punch him in the pouch.
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#7
**** her. **** her brains out. hump her tits off.
"Bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks."
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#8
I read about 4 sentences and assumed that you want to stick in the pooper of the girl with the boyfriend. So you could go with the usual Pit suggestions, or battle him to the death for her using nothing but olive forks.
#9
If he confronts you, beat the living **** out of him
then apologize, and tell him never to cross you again
#10
If a dude has a gf, I don't care if he's an ass, or whatever. the laws of dudeness say no stealing another man's girl. getting them to break up and then going after her is a whole nother story, but you can't steal a man's girl. if he confronts you, tell him you were a d*** and hope he's nice about it.
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#11
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sounds like Mall Rats.....
just dont go to the mall...problem solved and if need be.. slay the girl..shell thank you for it.
cheers!

oh, did i mention the boyfriend lives down the street from me?
#12
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If a dude has a gf, I don't care if he's an ass, or whatever. the laws of dudeness say no stealing another man's girl. getting them to break up and then going after her is a whole nother story, but you can't steal a man's girl. if he confronts you, tell him you were a d*** and hope he's nice about it.

You mean Man Law?
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#14
Explain the situation. ****, what's wrong with you people? The power of reasoning shouldn't escape your heads so quickly.
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#16
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You mean Man Law?

you're right, sorry about that.
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#19
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bang her

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#21
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Looks like he needs to compromise.

Suck her dick and bang him.


TS, this is what you need to do.
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#22
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oh, did i mention the boyfriend lives down the street from me?


3-some?!?!