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Tell me Pit, of your disturbing and disgusting things you've witnessed at wal-mart or any store similar.
I was in the food aisle of wal-mart in the produce section and I seen an old women with a friend looking at the fruit stand near the apples. She looked like she was reaching out to touch one of the shimmery apples when instead she began to scratch her snatch. Afterwards, she finally reached for the apples and bagged some.

Another time in wal-mart super center, an obese mans motor cart gave out in the middle of the aisle. I felt terrible.
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i hope you helped that dude
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I once saw rotten produce, other than that, all's swell.
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That's awful.

I once saw a little kid at the Pick 'n' Mix stand, just eating the sweets from the box, and totally drooling everywhere...

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Fat women beating the shit out of their kids.


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Easily the time I stepped into the restroom, and someone had, shall we say, left behind a large amount of fecal matter right in the middle of the floor, and on the adjacent wall they had removed and stuck a stained pair of underwear.
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Well once i went into the mens bathroom...(big mistake) and there was crap allover the wall
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this is pretty random. i can bet that only a small percentage of UG'ers may have seen something disturbing at wal-mart. Why not expand to big chain stores or stores in general?
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I saw a man have either a stroke/heart attack/something else.I don't know,I was young and it was a long time ago.I just walked away,I had no idea what to do in a situation like that at the time.
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That was speech-worthy.
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I saw a man die because disgusting consumerist pigs care more about a bargain than human life.

fucking yes that was aweful.
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black friday, worker dying at wal-mart
didn't actually see it, but its frickin terrible =O
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That was speech-worthy.


I was ashamed of the human race / Americans that day. There were people complaining that they had to leave because a man had died.
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#17
I used to work at a dollar store. We once had a guy jerking it in the food isle, and then another guy doing it in his car.
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OH GOD I LOVED THOSE BOOKS..
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OH GOD I LOVED THOSE BOOKS..

Well, yeah, so did I, but what did it have to do with my post?
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Wow what a memory trip I used to love those books back in the day.
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I was ashamed of the human race / Americans that day. There were people complaining that they had to leave because a man had died.


Dude, we're talking 85% off! I'm all for peace and harmony, but if you're moving in on my kool-aid I'm going to check your ass.
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I saw a dead guy...

Well it was in the news that an employee got killed by faggot black friday shoppers who knocked down the front door and crushed him.

Edit: beaten to it like 3 times lol
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Well, yeah, so did I, but what did it have to do with my post?

If you liked those books then you would've gotten the TRA LA LA!! reference.
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I saw a enormous black women with a HUGE cameltoe

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#28
$3 tee-shirts.

Just knowing the conditions in which they were made. Somewhere across the seas they were made in a horrible horrible sweatshop o.o And really...just seeing something like that see for only $3 makes me cringe
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haha its ok (pats on back) its been a while.
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#33
i'm from west virginia, so fat people in neon orange camouflage is a common sight in a wal-mart. needless to say, they are quite visible.
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#34
At Walmart I have seen many a strange thing. I saw a man who had his hair in the front of his head styled like a mustache. Yes, a mustache. Like the one pictured below. On his forehead. You had to see it to believe it. It was much more amusing than my anecdote indicates, trust me. My dad's response when I told him what I had witnessed? "Its the time of the month when people get welfare checks."

And I think I saw mustache-hair guy at again a bus stop a while ago.

I also saw a fat, perhaps 60 year old man, sitting in a mart cart, and he had a blue mohawk and multiple piercings. It was just a bit out of the ordinary.

And I saw a mart cart couple too. Taking up the aisle with their battery powered displays of laziness.
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And I saw a mart cart couple too. Taking up the aisle with their battery powered displays of laziness.


Ive seen those before. You can never get around them and they wont move for anyone.
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#37
well....this one time me and my mate were at a starbucks getting coffee and he went to take a piss.....and when he walked into the bathroom there was an old guy washing his balls and dick in the sink!!! it was horrible!!!
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My friend tried to put one leg on each side of the top of the stall with his pants down. (the aerial poop). whilst in this position, his phone fell out of his pocket and into the toilet that already had two forms of human waste in it. I cried from laughing.
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didn't actually see it, but its frickin terrible =O


Dude that totally live right near where that happened. Valley Stream, Long Island, NY. Yep, ****ed up
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My friend tried to put one leg on each side of the top of the stall with his pants down. (the aerial poop). whilst in this position, his phone fell out of his pocket and into the toilet that already had two forms of human waste in it. I cried from laughing.


That's horrible.
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