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#1
Yeah so im sitting on my couch in my living room and all of the sudden i hear "BANG!". Something nailed my window pretty hard. Well i figured it was a bird that flew into it because that has happened several times. So i go outside and look for this dead bird and lord behold- there is snow on my window. Someone had pelted my window with a snowball. I'm pretty sure its a couple of punk kids from across my street. Any suggestions as to what i should do if they do it again? (funny answers are totally acceptable)
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#4
inb4 kill them
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#5
Slap them with you dick in your secret lair (in the basement)
No muerde, no calla
Sin sangre no hay arte
Nada ni nadie
De nada más

#6
Hey! No!

Punks = Politically and Socially active youth that enjoy The Clash.

Hoolagins = Monsters.

Assholes = Those kids.
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bro u are definately gay


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A backstabbin' bitch who calls himself the 'oracle'?


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#7
Jesus Christ on a crutch, a FUCKING SNOWBALL?! Lock the door, call the police, arm yourself, but above all DON'T ANSWER THE PHONE!
Is it a bad thing if one of your testicles is larger then the other two?
#10
Damn kids, they should stay off your lawn. Ignore them, if you don't they'll come back and disturb you while you're eating your Werthers Originals and watching The Antiques Roadshow.

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Last edited by Zero-Hartman at Dec 7, 2008,
#11
Start throwing glass bottles.
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#12
Quote by Silent_Jester13
Hey! No!

Punks = Politically and Socially active youth that enjoy The Clash.

Hoolagins = Monsters.

Assholes = Those kids.

The Clash were a joke. The Dead Boys are where it's at.
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#13
Yeah. Real ****ing punks. Throwing snow at windows. Gnarly muthafukas.
Cette nuit j'ai rêvé que je mâchais ses yeux
Après avoir crevé par accès de furie
Ta replète panse d'helminthes blancs nourrie,
Trop prompte à déféquer le fruit d'un vit sanieux.
#14
Go ape on 'em and throw your own fecal matter at their window. See how they like it.


Edit: Throw a yellow snowball at their window.

Last edited by SaintsofNowhere at Dec 7, 2008,
#16
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Yeah. Real ****ing punks. Throwing snow at windows. Gnarly muthafukas.

i know right? lol
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The time I fell on my face on a trampoline and cracked my neck, then proceded to run around the yard in a blind panic screaming "I hope I'm not paralyzed! OH GOD I THINK I'M PARALYZED!"


#18
Melt all the snow in the area, or if you celebrate Christmas, and have glass ornaments throw those at the kids.
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#19
Quote by RizzoWashburn
The Clash were a joke. The Dead Boys are where it's at.


(Hides secret love of Mick Jones) Yeah... yeah...

Honestly though I love the Clash, i've never been to into the Dead Boys. I only used the Clash because it was the first punk band I could think of.

Besides, Proto-Punk >>>>>>>>>> Other Punk.
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You disgust me.


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bro u are definately gay


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A backstabbin' bitch who calls himself the 'oracle'?


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I AM GOING TO HAVE TO REFER TO THE FIRST QUOTE IN YOUR SIGNATURE



UG loves me so much. Do you?

MY NAME IS JACOB. CALL ME THAT.
#20
Quote by RizzoWashburn
The Clash were a joke. The Dead Boys are where it's at.


You are joke! Silent_Jester13 is where it's at
No muerde, no calla
Sin sangre no hay arte
Nada ni nadie
De nada más

#23
Lock them in your basement
and force them to listen to the Spice Girls
until they repent for their sins
#24
rusty trombone
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#25
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You are joke! Silent_Jester13 is where it's at

No U!
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#26
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bear mace them. the only answer

yeah like dog the bounty hunter? lol
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#27
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No U!




Thats MY thing.

*Takes off glove*

Prepare to die, Mother****er.
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You disgust me.


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bro u are definately gay


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A backstabbin' bitch who calls himself the 'oracle'?


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I AM GOING TO HAVE TO REFER TO THE FIRST QUOTE IN YOUR SIGNATURE



UG loves me so much. Do you?

MY NAME IS JACOB. CALL ME THAT.
#28
Take out their intestins and make dreads, like Bob Marley's with them, and run in circle while singing medieval-related songs
#30
conceal beartraps in the snow at strategic points where they're likely to be stumbled upon by the punk kids in question
#32
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icicle stabbing.


leave behind no evidence. (trust me, i'm a forensics major)

oooh very nice, sir.
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The time I fell on my face on a trampoline and cracked my neck, then proceded to run around the yard in a blind panic screaming "I hope I'm not paralyzed! OH GOD I THINK I'M PARALYZED!"


#35
Quote by Flying Couch
Throw a yellow snowball back.


Look out where the huskies go and don't you eat that yellow snow !
Cette nuit j'ai rêvé que je mâchais ses yeux
Après avoir crevé par accès de furie
Ta replète panse d'helminthes blancs nourrie,
Trop prompte à déféquer le fruit d'un vit sanieux.
#36
Shit down their chimneys.
~don't finkdinkle when ur supposed to be dimpdickin~
#37
Quote by Silent_Jester13


Thats MY thing.

*Takes off glove*

Prepare to die, Mother****er.


He called me a joke, defend me, I'm nothing but a poor bastard with overweight
No muerde, no calla
Sin sangre no hay arte
Nada ni nadie
De nada más

#38
Quote by The Leader
Jesus Christ on a crutch, a FUCKING SNOWBALL?! Lock the door, call the police, arm yourself, but above all DON'T ANSWER THE PHONE!


Im with this guy you pussy.

Ultimate edit: Remember back to when you were a kid, you were exactly the same. Get off of your ****ing pedestal and remember back when you were a "punk" as you call it, you were doing the same ****. Give them a break.
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#39
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Give them a stern talking to.


hehehe... stern....
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#40
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He called me a joke, defend me, I'm nothing but a poor bastard with overweight


Of course I will. Your my new best friend.

*Hugs warmly and lovingly*
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You disgust me.


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bro u are definately gay


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A backstabbin' bitch who calls himself the 'oracle'?


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I AM GOING TO HAVE TO REFER TO THE FIRST QUOTE IN YOUR SIGNATURE



UG loves me so much. Do you?

MY NAME IS JACOB. CALL ME THAT.
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