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#1
Read the title and mine was when i was 12
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#2
I haven't had it. The internet told me.
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#3
i found out on my own.

edit:what that guy said^^^
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#4
does going to public school count?
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#5
Internet...
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#6
Well my dad died before i was anywhere near old enough to be told the talk (I'm 13 now and he died when i was 6)

Mum's done her best to fill me in, the rest i got from Tv/ Internet
a little lost.....
#9
I got it from porn

when i was caught browsing porn in second grade they must have assumed i knew about it, therefore ive never officially had "the talk"
#10
I don't think I ever did get the talk...
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#11
I was 11, my dad was like " your gonna wanna touch, and your gonna wanna be touched."
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#12
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I got it from porn

when i was caught browsing porn in second grade they must have assumed i knew about it, therefore ive never officially had "the talk"

omg dude thats awesome
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#14
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#15
i had sex before my parents

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#17
never had it

my dad tried to start it once when he was drunk but he passed out on the couch before he could get into it
#22
Never had it. I don't think they bothered after they found out I did it with told my friend's brother about it back in grade 5.
#23
never, ive never had the talk

i talked them out of giving me the talk

im smooth like that, besides, i learned everything throught the internet and tv anyways
#27
No talk. Just stuff like:
"Be safe."
"Who was that girl that was sleeping in your room last night?"
"If you make me a grandparent I will murder you and cover it up."
"What do you feel like for dinner?"
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#28
I had my first one at the age of 12.

Then, after I got my first girlfriend at the age of 17 (stfu...I don't care if that's late), my dad for some reason decided to give me another "The Talk".
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#29
Never have, and my parents dont really care about it. The talk is useless. It just embarrasses the kids and provides no new info.
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#30
I'm 20, and I've never had the talk...
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#32
I just watched snow case late at night!
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#33
i've never had it, my evil and corrupt best friend told me al about it with details...that day i lost my innocence
#34
Never had the talk - Parents presumed I'd find out well enough by myself...
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#35
Never had it, and I'm thankful I did.

I kind of just put things together in my years....
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#36
talk as in with talk wih a girl and find out everything about them? cause ive never had that
#37
i found it out the hard way

a jar of peanut butter and a dog...

naaah I'm jokin lol but I was 9
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#38
9 or 10, sex ed lessons at school
never did any practicals

EDIT: my mum saw me on this thread and has offered to give me the talk tommorow
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#39
Never had it.

My parents just kinda assumed I knew what it was.
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