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#1
Well?

For my parents it would have to be "Stop playing the guitar and watch some TV!!!!"

I always reply by saying

"Do you know how many parents get their kids guitars just to get them off the TV?"
#2
you've always got your headphones on when i'm trying to talk to you!!

am i supposed to have my music up loud to annoy everyone or am i just supposed to dedicate all my attention until you have to speak to me those few instances in the day.
yo.

I BELIEVE
#4
"Look at me when you walk away!"

My dad mixed up so many phrases.
#5
"Why don't you apply yourself?"

You know what? Tim McVeigh applied himself, and look where it got him.
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#9
Quote by Jack Off Jill
"Why don't you apply yourself?"

You know what? Tim McVeigh applied himself, and look where it got him.

What an excellent response.

I don't have anything for this. My parents did most of their agenda with subtle undertones.

[IN PHIL WE TRUST]


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#12
"I don't care if i tell you black is white, you will blindly agree"

"No."

I can see what she means, but if she didn't use such extremities (in examples and in actual circumstances) then i might agree.
#13
"I hate it when you're listening to music because you can't hear me and I have to yell."

Yes, I listen to music so that I can remain fully attentive to mum's conversations and not focus any aural concentration on the music whatsoever.
#14
Quote by sweet_requiem
"I don't care if i tell you black is white, you will blindly agree"

"No."

I can see what she means, but if she didn't use such extremities (in examples and in actual circumstances) then i might agree.

dude ur moms a racist
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#15
"you are not a sexy beast"
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#16
so i cant go why?
CAUSE I SAID SO!!!
so what time can i go???
i wasnt listening
fine ill be back by ten but i dont see why it has to be this way
TOUCHDOWN!!!!
#17
Quote by sweet_requiem
"I don't care if i tell you black is white, you will blindly agree"

"No."

I can see what she means, but if she didn't use such extremities (in examples and in actual circumstances) then i might agree.

If you were blind, you would agree.
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I love you =] I can't say I was very fond of you when we first started talking because you trolled the hell out of my threads, but after talking to you here I've grown very attached to you.

Yeah, write to my fanclub about it, honey.
#19
"Sexy is an inappropriate word"
I NEED TO CHANGE MY USERNAME


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#20
.........but are you sure you really need this Les Paul Black Beauty?
#23
-mum-dont hang around with sherar anymore, hes a bad influence
-me- why is that
-mum- he sells drugs
-me- where the **** did you get that idea from
-mum- a friend of mine said some kids at your school said he sells drugs
-me- so a if a bunch of kids says something it must be true
-mum-um.. ah.. YES DONT HANG AROUND WITH HIM
-me- WHAT THE **** MUM ARE YOU ****ING DUMB


... this happened today... i cant hang with sherar anymore... cos some faggots made up a rumor... hes like my best friend.. it sucks
#24
My dad let me sleep in his bed one night when I was 4. I remember saying I wanted to do it every night until I grew up but he said I couldn't because the police would take him away.

Back then I thought that was a stupid thing to say, but now I understand.
XIAOXI
#25
Quote by metal-head666
-mum-dont hang around with sherar anymore, hes a bad influence
-me- why is that
-mum- he sells drugs
-me- where the **** did you get that idea from
-mum- a friend of mine said some kids at your school said he sells drugs
-me- so a if a bunch of kids says something it must be true
-mum-um.. ah.. YES DONT HANG AROUND WITH HIM
-me- WHAT THE **** MUM ARE YOU ****ING DUMB


... this happened today... i cant hang with sherar anymore... cos some faggots made up a rumor... hes like my best friend.. it sucks


**** them, they obviously don't know him. They aren't living your life, you are. They don't have to hang out with sherar, they can just STFU and stick to their 9-5. ****!


EDIT!!! My parents told me if I played drums, I would become a gangster.
Last edited by Zombee at Dec 7, 2008,
#26
"Go rake the rocks!"- my step dad

our front yard is full of decorative gravel instead of grass(it's easier to maintain in the desert) and he would make my brother and I rake them when h would get mad.

"You missed a spot!"- my step dad

standing over our backs as my brother and I wash his F250.

Soooo many funny dumb things from him... growing up with a step dad rocked!...NAUGHT
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#28
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"you are a sexy beast"


Fixed.

Now that would be strange.
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#29
your adopted


wait.... wut ?
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that is the sex
#30
Quote by Jack Off Jill
"Why don't you apply yourself?"

You know what? Tim McVeigh applied himself, and look where it got him.



yeah, famous.
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Remember through smells
Remember through colors
Remember through towns
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#31
Hey, cook this bacon (I don't wear shirts because I've just woken up, and cant be bothered.)
Don't play so loud, you'll wake the dog!
You have to listen to what the teachers say.
(They know absolutely nothing about guitar)
Hey! Get down here and show me that box guitar! (my acoustic???)
Well, do you really need an e string?
(after I explained to them that they're different)
well, can you tune one down to e? (I broke my high e string. yeah.)
If you smoke, I'm going to be angry. ( angry? Is that all?
"We were one among the fence"
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#32
"We thought that if we got you an iPod, you wouldn't do any schoolwork. So we got you a TV instead."
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#33
"Don't get piercings. You'll be sticking needles in you next"

Yep. Cos everyone with piercings is a heroin abuser...
#34
my dad always says things that repeat themselves
like "well, if that's the way it goes, it's gonna go that way"
or "well, if they win, they're gonna be the winners"
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#35
"if you dont clean ur room, i'm gonna make you break up with your boyfriend!"

-mom
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#37
"Do this, do that" about things I've already fucking done.
I play by my own rules. And I have one rule; There are no rules... but if there are, they're there to be broken. Even this one.


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#38
Quote by metal-head666
-mum-dont hang around with sherar anymore, hes a bad influence
-me- why is that
-mum- he sells drugs
-me- where the **** did you get that idea from
-mum- a friend of mine said some kids at your school said he sells drugs
-me- so a if a bunch of kids says something it must be true
-mum-um.. ah.. YES DONT HANG AROUND WITH HIM
-me- WHAT THE **** MUM ARE YOU ****ING DUMB


... this happened today... i cant hang with sherar anymore... cos some faggots made up a rumor... hes like my best friend.. it sucks


Do some heroin then, that'll show her.
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#39
Well my parents are nice so there's I don't really have any telling off stories.
However some silly things have been said:
My step-sister was talking about Chico and dad said "Chico? What's he? A clown?"

Oh and my mum once said when i was going to a party "no if you get into any kind of fun with ladies, make sure to use protection!". I just felt like saying "mum if you knew me at all, you'd know there is literally no chance of me getting into any kind situation like that... "
#40
"You have to love him because hes your brother"

so just by the sheer coincidence that they had sex and he was born, that makes me have to love him?
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