#1
So there's this massive swarm of flying insects all through my house, they came under the doors and through open windows whilst I was practicing with headphones, and now my whole house is full of them. There isn't a single room which isn't crawling with these things.
It's almost 3 in the morning, I have no insect spray, I can't go to sleep because they keep dropping on me in bed (ugh), and the stench of them is extremely overpowering, like some revolting, sickly sweet aroma.

Help me!
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#2
LOCUSTS!!! grab your lancer and kill them grubs
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#4
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LOCUSTS!!! grab your lancer and kill them grubs

Failing that, DROP THE HAMMER

Oh wait, they're inside the house. You're screwed then.
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#6
Don't sweat it. It's just the apocalypse.
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Kill a goat and spread the blood over your front door
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#10
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#13
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what the hell? what godforsaken place do you live in?

Australia .
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#14
i had a similar problem not long ago.
It was fruit flys and a bag off apples i forget were under my desk, so many flies....
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