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I have an essay that's due in Januar, but I have to write proposal due for tomorrow. I had (and still don't) know exactly what it consists of.
I went downstairs to look for my binder hoping that she had given us the outline on how to write a proposal, I opened my backpack, and well, a fucking mouse jumped out and ran into our living room.

I chased after it with the help of my 13 year old cat and eventually, it ran under some bookshelves, it's still there now.

I come to you all, asking for help. How the hell do I get this mouse, out from under the bookshelf? Both the sides of the shelf are closed so it can only come out the front, and the space between the shelf and the floor is only enough for me to get my hand in. THe mouse is about a foot back.

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#3
You have two ways; a) get it to come out, b) you go in. To get it to come out tempt it with cheese or something else that will work. You could alternatively create a simple grabber, then yell "Cover me! I'm going in!" before pulling the mouse out.

Alternatively when your parents come home you could yell "There's a wee moose loose aroon' the hoose!" In the best Scottish accent you can muster and hope they understand what you mean.
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#4
Lure it out with a cup of delicious noodles*

*This idea inspired by Roman Noodler's username
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#6
Get a mouse-friendly trap, and release it into the wild.


#7
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Our house is really clean, my backpack isn't

I had a sandwich in there and it chewed through the bag and began eating it.
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#8
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Get a mouse-friendly trap, and release it into the wild.


If he got in once by stowing away in TS's backpack, chances are he'd be able to do so again in a similar fashion.
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#11
Sandwich from bag, in bag. (Maybe put some more stuff in there like cheese/crackers.)
Lay bag on floor in front of bookshelves.
Let mouse go in there.
Take bag outside and let it go.
#12
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4. Turn it in and call it: "The Spaghetti Massacre."


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#14
put a chair about three feet back from the bookshelf and sit in the chair with a baseball bat.
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#15
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mouse traps.

in circles around the shelf.

leave no space uncovered.


I was hoping not to kill it.

Last time this happened (I watched a mouse run straight into our house, grabbed it and put it back out) the mouse wouldn't eat anything, it was in a bucket, I tipped it on it's side and put some cheese in there. Too my surprise, the mouse didn't eat it, instead, sat there trembling until it ran into the forest.
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#16
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If he got in once by stowing away in TS's backpack, chances are he'd be able to do so again in a similar fashion.


Then send it to some galaxy far, far away.


#17
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I was hoping not to kill it.

Last time this happened (I watched a mouse run straight into our house, grabbed it and put it back out) the mouse wouldn't eat anything, it was in a bucket, I tipped it on it's side and put some cheese in there. Too my surprise, the mouse didn't eat it, instead, sat there trembling until it ran into the forest.


if you dont want to kill it......then build some sort of mouse-impenetrable walls, and make it so the only exit is a small opening, where you will be waiting, either with open hands or with a sort of net to catch said "mousey". then, flush the mouse out, and wait for the fun to arrive.
#18
Make a series of cardboard walls going from the bookshelf to the nearest door to the outside. Kind of like a maze, except there is only one way for it to go.
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#19
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Make a series of cardboard walls going from the bookshelf to the nearest door to the outside. Kind of like a maze, except there is only one way for it to go.


I think mice chew through cardboard.

He managed to chew through a plastic bag, so I don't think cardboard would be much harder, plus I wouldn't have enough anyway
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Then send it to some galaxy far, far away.


Leave Star Wars out of this, they did nothing to that mouse
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I think mice chew through cardboard.

He managed to chew through a plastic bag, so I don't think cardboard would be much harder, plus I wouldn't have enough anyway

Well, it doesn't necessarily have to be cardboard.
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#23
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Leave Star Wars out of this, they did nothing to that mouse


Somebody has to get rid of the Jedi's, Darth Mouse can restore the balance in The Force again. >_>


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#28
poke it with a stick and when it comes racing out try to catch it under a box or bucket. Then rape it.
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#29
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Somebody has to get rid of the Jedi's, Darth Mouse can restore the balance in The Force again. >_>


That's what I'll name him!



Darth mouse..

Can't get it with a stick, he's behind a wheel^

Already tried..
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#30
box leaning on a stick, stick attached to a string, cheese under box, mouse goes for cheese, you pull on string and stick, the box closes over the mouse!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#31
Mice are the smartest beings on the planet, followed by dolphins and then humans.
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ok
here's what you do
1. Take a fork, preferably metal.
2. Put some tomato sauce on it.
3. Let tomato sauce on fork dry.
4. Turn it in and call it: "The Spaghetti Massacre."


New guitar fund = beer/0
#32
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Somebody has to get rid of the Jedi's, Darth Mouse can restore the balance in The Force again. >_>




Star Destroyers always looked like big hunks of cheese to me, anyway.
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#33
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Star Destroyers always looked like big hunks of cheese to me, anyway.




Awesome picture.

It still hasn't moved
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#34
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Awesome picture.

It still hasn't moved

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#35
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Use the Force, young Padawan. USE THE FORCE!


I was considering typing that, word for word a minute or two ago.

Great minds think alike (because geniuses are conformists).
Gunpowder: FUCKING ROCKS!!!
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#36
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I was considering typing that, word for word a minute or two ago.

Great minds think alike (because geniuses are conformists).




Awesome.


#38
..anyone remember that guy who had a mouse in his AMP?

That was 10times better than this.
#39
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..anyone remember that guy who had a mouse in his AMP?

That was 10times better than this.


Or the guy who had a mouse in his lung. Toki Wartooth.


#40
Call on your jedi powers to move the bookshelf from on top of the mouse, put the mouse in a big bowl of cheese so it wont run away and release it back into the wild.
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