#1
ZOMG!!! i just got back from tgi fridays and while i was sitting at my table the guy next to me (around 28) collapsed with drunkenness and hit his head on the table and bled real bad and an ambulance came and people were running around. 15 mins later the waitress asked me what i wanted to eat. and i said:

me: "what did that guy that hit his head eat?"

waitress: "oh, that guy? he had a jack Daniels burger"

(5 second scilence)

me: that sounds nice

then we both laughed. and i tipped her 10 pesos (i'm in argentina on holiday you see)

good times
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#4
ha ha ha table pwned.
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#7
"What did that guy who almost died have?"
"A Jack Daniels burger."
"I'll have one of those."
"AHAHHA THAT JOKE WAS IN GREAT TASTE BECAUSE HE ALMOST DIED!"
"Yes...I better go post it on a website."

15 minutes man? Isn't that a little soon?
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#11
Quote by Spamwise
They have TGI Fridays in Argentina?


Well I'm pretty sure they have Fridays in Argentina, so I'm also pretty sure they are pretty happy about it... Gracias a Dios Es Viernes (GDE Viernes)
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#12
ZOMG!!! i just got back from tgi fridays and while i was sitting at my table the guy next to me (around 28) collapsed with drunkenness and hit his head on the table and bled real bad and an ambulance came and people were running around. 15 mins later the waitress asked me what i wanted to eat. and i said:

me: "what did that guy that hit his head eat?"

waitress: "oh, that guy? he had a jack Daniels burger"

(5 second scilence)

me: that sounds nice

then we both laughed. and i tipped her 10 pesos (i'm in argentina on holiday you see)

good times


I stopped reading right about there...
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#13
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Well I'm pretty sure they have Fridays in Argentina, so I'm also pretty sure they are pretty happy about it... Gracias a Dios Es Viernes (GDE Viernes)

its a restrant dumass
#16

Kudos, good sir on the well planned joke.
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#18
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its a restrant dumass


I'm guessing it was a joke
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#19
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I stopped reading right about there...




but....

seriously, don't say "ZOMG!"
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#20
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you just won

I think this is true. good wit sir(to ts)



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#23
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They have TGI Fridays in Argentina?


Yeah I was wondering that too. We don't even have them in Canada(I think) and most chain restaurants here are the same as in the USA.
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#24
You went to a foreign location just to eat at another chain restaurant?
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#25
Quote by greatone_12
Yeah I was wondering that too. We don't even have them in Canada(I think) and most chain restaurants here are the same as in the USA.


are you serious?

we dont have any of the same stuff as the US does.
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#26
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are you serious?

we dont have any of the same stuff as the US does.


Yeah we have lots of the same stuff
Olive garden
Tony Romas
Chilis
Just about any fast food place

That's just off the top of my head, I'm sure there are more.
Mr. Butlertron are you A handsome B smart C scrap metal or D all of the above
Scangrade thats easy I'm A and B but not C, so it can't be all of the above, but you can't fill in two ovals Nooo!
Mr. Butlertron the answer is C... you fuckwad
#27
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its a restrant dumass



hmmm, jokes don't go over very well for you...

I was associating the presence of a TGI Fridays with a general sociatal consensus that Fridays are good, therefore in Argentina they have Fridays also (duh) and then I assumed that they like fridays as well (duh) so they have TGI Fridays restaurants there also.

Are you getting all this?

I'm pretty sure I'm a functioning human and can associate "waitress" with "restaurant"
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#28
Quote by greatone_12
Yeah we have lots of the same stuff
Olive garden
Tony Romas
Chilis
Just about any fast food place

That's just off the top of my head, I'm sure there are more.

I remember eating at an Applebees in Ontario. I think it was in Toronto.
#29
Quote by Yeti60
hmmm, jokes don't go over very well for you...

I was associating the presence of a TGI Fridays with a general sociatal consensus that Fridays are good, therefore in Argentina they have Fridays also (duh) and then I assumed that they like fridays as well (duh) so they have TGI Fridays restaurants there also.

Are you getting all this?

I'm pretty sure I'm a functioning human and can associate "waitress" with "restaurant"



yeah, I know. Hence the stupid reply "its a restrant dumass"
#30
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I'm guessing it was a joke



Looks like someone got it before Spamwise

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#31
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Looks like someone got it before Spamwise

Congratulations to you sir!

Read the post above you..
#32
so you laughed at someone who could have just died right after it happened, congratulations, you are an asshat.
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#33
I remember stopping at a TGI Fridays in Heathrow airport. My brother, mother, and I were starving so we ordered burgers, ribs, fries, everything, there was so much food, people were staring... XD
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#34
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Read the post above you..



Yes, I admit I was a little late.
My most sincere apologies Spamwise.
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#35
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so you laughed at someone who could have just died right after it happened, congratulations, you are an asshat.



Exactly the point I made earlier. Fuzzbox knows what's going on.
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#36
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"What did that guy who almost died have?"
"A Jack Daniels burger."
"I'll have one of those."
"AHAHHA THAT JOKE WAS IN GREAT TASTE BECAUSE HE ALMOST DIED!"
"Yes...I better go post it on a website."

15 minutes man? Isn't that a little soon?


He ran home!
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