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Hello All of the Vast Corners of the Pit
For chemistry our teacher thought it would be a good idea for extra credit if we did a holiday celebration. She said we should celebrate by making ornaments
These ornaments have to do with chemistry whether it be a pun, or like a popular christmas song with a chemistry twist
HELP please thanks
#2
Hey ladies why dont you chloroform a line for this love train


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#3
Make a tree and have little ball ornaments with all of the elements on them and have the lightest ones near the top


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#5
Chemists do it on the table, periodically.
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Deck the halls with bows of hydrochloric acid, falalalala la la la la
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#10
Two atoms walk into a bar, One says "I lost an electron" To which the other replies, "Are you sure?" "Yes, I'm positive!"
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Two atoms walk into a bar, One says "I lost an electron" To which the other replies, "Are you sure?" "Yes, I'm positive!"
Thats more of a Physics joke

Heres a philosophy joke

A man walks into a bar...

or does he?


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#13
Silly con (as in convict) = Silicon.

EDIT: Make it the Grinch, because he stole Christmas. For teh lulz.
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#14
Benzene ring star maybe?

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Thats more of a Physics joke

Heres a philosophy joke

A man walks into a bar...

or does he?



What is chemistry but the study of electrons?

It's most definitely a chemistry joke.
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Or you can make a little stuffed mole ornament


Thats the one thing we can't do because we just did that a month ago
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I saw hydrocarbons combusting, underneath a burning flame last night.


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