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#1
WHat are things you wanna do by the time you die?


me, i want to skydive

...

and cover myself in antiperspirant then take a shower and see if i get wet


what about you?
Bands I've Seen:
Ozzy Osbourne
Rob Zombie
In This Moment
Age of Daze
Blue October
Inward Eye
Thornley
Billy Talent
Rise Against
Rancid
Anvil
Theory of a Deadman
Shinedown
Pop Evil
Blink 182
All-American Rejects
Fallout Boy
#3
Quote by Oblivion_Rps
Skydivin' fo' sho'.

I'd love to fuck a ferret.


I'd love a ferret to fuck me.

Wait a minute....
#4
1. Play a gig to at least 20,000 people.
2. Move out of the house.

EDIT: 3. Kill TS
Gear:
Epiphone G-400 Ebony
Line-6 UberMetal, EchoPark
Boss RC-2 Loop Station
Traynor YCV50Blue, Bass Mate 25, Guitar Mate 15
#9
Quote by iron_maiden97
WHat are things you wanna do by the time you die?


me, i want to skydive

...

and cover myself in antiperspirant then take a shower and see if i get wet


what about you?


You could try that right now, but I doubt any antiperspirant would be that good. I think, at that point, we'd be talking Turtle Wax.
#10
Quote by metaldud536
Give me an hour and I'll arrange it for you.


Impossible. Ferrets are illegal in California, unfortunately.
#12
let's see...

- tour Italy and Greece
- learn to speak another language fluently, preferably Japanese or German
- start my own business
- engineer a new super-virus that could end all human life as we know it
#13
I want to go to a superbowl game.

failing that, just a regular patriots game in foxboro.
Quote by alteredstates
If you are rowing down the road in your canoe and your wagon wheel falls off. How many pancakes does it take to make a doghouse?

Green, because a vest has no sleeves.

Can't we all just get a bong?
#15
1: strip the world of it's rights
2: declare myself high emperor
3: ??????
4: PROFIT!!
#16
Quote by Freddedonna
Skydive (who doesn't want to do that anyway?)


Me... Knowing my luck, that would be the way i die.


LTD EX-351
Peavey 5150 head
Marshall 1960A
Boss NS-2 Noise Supressor
BBE 482i Sonic Maximizer
#18
I want to become the all-knowing master of time, space, and dimension.

Then, I wanna go to Europe.
#22
fight ninjas


I'll arrange it for you, but you wont know when its gonna happen
boy Muddy Waters invented electricity


live gamertag = LiamOfTheFunk
#23
  • Fight zombies
  • Beat Sonic Adventure 2 Battle, again
  • Meet the president, again (references bitches :p)
  • Make beef jerkey
  • Sex
  • Sex
  • ?????
  • PROFIT
  • Beat The Game
  • Smoke the bible
  • Sing a song
  • Meet Kirby
  • Meet Sonic
  • END



EDIT
i was beaten to so many things...
#24
Quote by black-sabbath
1. Play a gig to at least 20,000 people.
2. Move out of the house.

EDIT: 3. Kill TS

too bad i already killed you twice!!

msn now spills over into the pit!


EDIT: nvm, you owned me badly. im sorry if i offended you
Bands I've Seen:
Ozzy Osbourne
Rob Zombie
In This Moment
Age of Daze
Blue October
Inward Eye
Thornley
Billy Talent
Rise Against
Rancid
Anvil
Theory of a Deadman
Shinedown
Pop Evil
Blink 182
All-American Rejects
Fallout Boy
Last edited by iron_maiden97 at Dec 7, 2008,
#25
Quote by Trefellin
Before I die, I want to fuck a tornado.


id like to get ****ed by a tornado. unfortunately, i dont drive a truck with less miles on it than my mobile home, and i have all of my teeth
Gear

Guitar:
Squier Strat

Amp:
Fender Roc Pro 1000 Half Stack

Pedals:
Digitech Bad Monkey
Dunlop Original Crybaby Wah
Digitech Cool Cat Chorus
#26
two chicks at the same time.
Quote by metaldud536
Because there is a bomb in the lasagna!


Quote by Kid_Thorazine
make loud howling noises and throw your feces at them whenever they bring it up, I suggest that your GF does the same.
#27
get my master electrician degree.
Member of the Nick Grundy group

Creator of The American Bass Fishing Group <join it if you like to fish
#28
Eat a Macbook Air
Quotes from other UGers in your signatures that talk about how good you are suck donkey schlong.
#29
Quote by InvaderTSN
Impossible. Ferrets are illegal in California, unfortunately.

Oh man up you silly goose. Are you available on Wednesday? There is a $150 fee you must pay and a $30 processing fee and a $20 insurance fee for the ferret you choose.
#30
I want to laugh maniacally while pressing a big red button.
How I wish, how I wish
That the world, that the world
Had just one
THROAT
And my fingers were around it


Literature thread
#31
Quote by andy_thomas
I want to go to a superbowl game.failing that, just a regular patriots game in foxboro.

i wanna play at the halftime showwhen i finish playin i'll flash my pen0 and start a publicity scam
yes or no, should i shave
fight the power... with peace

Originally Posted by Cockpuncher 2.0
Fail town, population you


When God said "Let there be light", Joey Jordison said "Say please".

Man is a universe within himself
Bob Marley
Pox!
#33
make a CD selling 100,000 or more copy's.
Build my own guitar.
Write/direct a movie that becomes a classic(the boondock saints, Fight Club, 28 Days Latter Ect. ).
Have a signeture guitar made after me.
Design my own car.
own a muscle car.
teach my grand son's about guitars and engins(first I have to learn about engins! hey I'm only 13.)
have a smokin troffy wife, but love her for more than her body to.


dang with all that I better get started!
#34
skydive, **** some scicorrs, skydive while killing ninja turtles, kill my best friend just for the ****in' sake of doing it, go on tour, and akydive again... with no parachute on
#35
Quote by wicket_nirvana
id like to get ****ed by a tornado. unfortunately, i dont drive a truck with less miles on it than my mobile home, and i have all of my teeth


I fully intend to survive the encounter. I want to be the first guy to fuck a tornado in the ass and walk away unscathed.

I'll make sure it's a girl tornado though. I ain't no faggot!
#37
Quote by metaldud536
Oh man up you silly goose. Are you available on Wednesday? There is a $150 fee you must pay and a $30 processing fee and a $20 insurance fee for the ferret you choose.


Do you take pennies?
#40
Quote by Chickenfrmheck
two chicks at the same time.

+198723648764
Member of the Nick Grundy group

Creator of The American Bass Fishing Group <join it if you like to fish
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