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A while ago, but I was banned so I couldn't tell you guys.

Me and a mate drank too much vodka, and I was swinging my guitar around. And he thought it would be fun to do the same, but my face was in the way, and they connected.

Results:



Pic doesn't do it justice, it was very, very close to splitting all the way through.

I have a wicked scar now.


Similar stories?
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So I had to take a massive dump, and I went in the bassment. So it's been down there for a while and the stench is terrible and i think it's seeping into the floor.

#4
I got drunk once, smashed my face on a wall, it smashed ona zit, suffice to say, the zit got swollen and was very painful..Also left a scar. I probably shouldn't have played with it.
#5
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You should hit your friend with a sledgehammer to punish it for being naughty.


Fixed.
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MyNameIsLame just nailed it (actually both his statements did some nailing).


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^^ Directed at me. E-peen wankery sigs ftw.

My Last.FM
#6
I smashed my high school co-op boss in the nose with a plastic tote. It must've hurt like a bitch. He had a big scab on the bottom of his nose for a week.
#7
A friend of mine nailed me in the nads with a headstock because she thought I called her fat but I actually asked "What's that?"
Feed your mind.
#8
Quote by metaldud536
No. In order for me to have similar stories, I'd have to be an idiot.

I laughed.
#9
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You should hit your guitar with a sledgehammer to punish it for being naughty.


Oh your guitar would like that ...
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CFH82, I love you. I didn't laugh, but my god, I love you.

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Holy shit, that was epic. A mighty roar escapeth'd my mouth.

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I saw a penis.

last.fm
#11
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I hope you get banned again for such a horrible thread.


Are you joking?

It's better than your "Shoop these kids failing" thread.
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So I had to take a massive dump, and I went in the bassment. So it's been down there for a while and the stench is terrible and i think it's seeping into the floor.

#12
Quote by Avedas
I hope you get banned again for such a horrible thread.

In what way is the thread horrible?
#14
Quote by metaldud536
No. In order for me to have similar stories, I'd have to be an idiot.


This
#15
Sit down with your guitar and have a nice, long chat about how what it did was wrong, and how it shouldn't do it again.
~Carl
#16
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In what way is the thread horrible?


Needz moar Bl00d
Trust me I'm a doctor

A doctor with a mustache
#17
Quote by Avedas
I hope you get banned again for such a horrible thread.



I'm pretty sure he wouldn't be banned for a thread like this. It's not even that bad of a thread.
Feed your mind.
#19
thats pretty br00tal. literally, i bet that hurt like a bitch
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#20
How about, instead of arguing about wether or not I'm an idiot, we stay on topic?
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So I had to take a massive dump, and I went in the bassment. So it's been down there for a while and the stench is terrible and i think it's seeping into the floor.

#22
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I'd prefer to debate.


Get out of my thread.

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thats pretty br00tal. literally, i bet that hurt like a bitch


Sarcasm?
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So I had to take a massive dump, and I went in the bassment. So it's been down there for a while and the stench is terrible and i think it's seeping into the floor.

#23
Quote by emery01
Get out of my thread.


Sarcasm?



Well, that was a tad mean.
Feed your mind.
#24
i was playing with a tennis racket and tennis ball during a free period in school one day and a friend of mine was trying to take to ball away from me while i was juggling it with the racket. so as the ball was coming down i turned the racket sideways and launch the ball straight at him. unfortunate that one ball took a direct flight path right into his two.

hilarity ensued.
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I like this guy, he's UG's Greek, and he just told your ass in two paragraphs. And I once spent 5 minutes watching his avatar.


A Brain Malfunction

We'll Never Admit As Defeat
#26
Quote by emery01
How about, instead of arguing about wether or not I'm an idiot, we stay on topic?


Topic: Me and my friend drank too much and and he smacked me with a piece of massive wood.
That isn't pure brilliance.
#27
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i was playing with a tennis racket and tennis ball during a free period in school one day and a friend of mine was trying to take to ball away from me while i was juggling it with the racket. so as the ball was coming down i turned the racket sideways and launch the ball straight at him. unfortunate that one ball took a direct flight path right into his two.

hilarity ensued.


Hahaha.
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So I had to take a massive dump, and I went in the bassment. So it's been down there for a while and the stench is terrible and i think it's seeping into the floor.

#28
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Me and my friend drank too much and and he smacked me with a piece of massive wood.


Quote by Scutchington
I like this guy, he's UG's Greek, and he just told your ass in two paragraphs. And I once spent 5 minutes watching his avatar.


A Brain Malfunction

We'll Never Admit As Defeat
#30
Quote by Nilpferdkoenig
Topic: Me and my friend drank too much and and he smacked me with a piece of massive wood.
That isn't pure brilliance.


I never said it was, I just don't want to have this thread closed because people like to flame.
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So I had to take a massive dump, and I went in the bassment. So it's been down there for a while and the stench is terrible and i think it's seeping into the floor.

#31
I remember holding a skim board and some kid pushing said skim board into my face.

Massive hemophiliac nosebleed ensued. Pretty brutal.
How I wish, how I wish
That the world, that the world
Had just one
THROAT
And my fingers were around it


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#32
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Needz moar Bl00d


says the man with a MCR icon...
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What if I accidentally wee in her?


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Will he feel a little Old Testament?
And will he celebrate with fire and brimstone
Yeah, I admit, I am afraid of the reckoning
#33
Me and my buddy were drunk from vodka last night he puked all over my parents carpet...
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#34
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Me and my buddy were drunk from vodka last night he puked all over my parents carpet...


I love it when that happens.
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So I had to take a massive dump, and I went in the bassment. So it's been down there for a while and the stench is terrible and i think it's seeping into the floor.

#35
well back in the day, me n my friend had "epic stick battles", so we were epic battling, and his broom stick slammed against my finger, it was all puffy nasty and swollen. to this day i can't bend it all the way in a fist. =\
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#36
I want the title to be on my tombstone.
Gibson SG Diablo . Fender Cali Series Strat . Modded Epi Firebird . Seagull 25th Anniv. CW
Korg Pitchblack > Vox V847 >
Big Muff π TW >
Boss OC-3 > Memory Boy
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#37
A couple days ago I was at a band practice. I was walking across the room with my guitar hanging on the strap. The strap popped off, the neck swung across, and I got a headstock to the temple. It stung like a bitch, but I don't have any battle scars.
#38
i got drunk and gave myself a busted lip while putting my guitar on
then i watched home alone and played that awesome riff from tread the floods
#39
One time when I was seven, I accidentally hit my self in the face with my guitar and knocked a tooth loose that was bugging me. Success.
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#40
I got drunk and fell down the stairs and through a window last night.

Landed in the snow without a scratch, and just a bruise on my hip from the impact of hitting the window.
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