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#2
Oh. My. God. That is epic. Must have now!
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#5
Omfg

I Thought I Smelled Win

And I Did

Must Buy Must Buyyy!!!!
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#6
"More fun than socks on a polished wood floor!"

Can't argue with that.

Edit: WHOA WHOA WHOA!!!! WAIT!!!! Pro fun sliders? People have gone pro swishing around a carpet? WTF?
#8
Why were these invented after my parents get rid of the carpet?
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#10
I still want to know exactly what they're made of.

I mean, this is some sort of insane witchcraft, for all I know.
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#11
I want to slide down stairs. I want them now.
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#12
not as good as moon shoes
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#13
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We need to have Billy Mays advertise this product.


"THIS IS BILLY MAYS HERE, YOU LIKE THIS PIECE OF PLASTIC YOU SLIDE ON YOUR FEET? YOU CAN GLIDE AROUND THE FLOOR AND ****!"
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#14
zomg

my drummer has a pair of these. they really work. we set up one of those kiddie picnic tables in his basement and did jumps and stuff between that and the carpet. best things evar
ehh
#16
stupid hard wood floors
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#17
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Why were these invented after my parents get rid of the carpet?

same here.
WTF?!
#18
Quote by fallenangel20
I still want to know exactly what they're made of.

I mean, this is some sort of insane witchcraft, for all I know.

me and my friends used to plaster the bottom of our shoes with the non sticky side of duct tape and slide around the tile halls at school
maybe they're made of duct tape
fight the power... with peace

Originally Posted by Cockpuncher 2.0
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#20
Someone buy it!!
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#21
you could make something like that yourself


but i would so get one of those!!! thats an infinate amount of fun!!!
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#22
Where have these been all my life!
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#23
this blows i don't have carpeting in my house !!
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#24
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this is the future of indoor travel

haha
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Damn. I have wood floors. Gotta stick to my socks for sliding action.

Psh.

What fag.

Come on, everyone.

Let's point and laugh at the fag.


Fag.



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#25
anyone ever cut metal and woodglue them to your shoes?

get a skateboard rail + those shoes= just like soapshoes
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#26
Speaking of moon shoes, how well do those work?
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#27
Jesus tap-dancin' Christ!

*orders*


Oh, and I can just imagine the tragedies these things will cause.

"An ordinary Christmas morning turns deadly when a child wearing Fun Slides Carpet Skates slams head-first into the family's glass table. More at 11."
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Oh, and I can just imagine the tragedies these things will cause.

"An ordinary Christmas morning turns deadly when a child wearing Fun Slides Carpet Skates slams head-first into the family's glass table. More at 11."



"Fun Slides Carpet Skates. A menace to modern society? Elastic straps causing Foot AIDS? Scientists in Montana have information that COULD shock you. More at half past the hour."
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#30
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Psh.

What fag.

Come on, everyone.

Let's point and laugh at the fag.


Fag.



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Quote by happytimeharry
Jesus tap-dancin' Christ!

*orders*


Oh, and I can just imagine the tragedies these things will cause.

"An ordinary Christmas morning turns deadly when a child wearing Fun Slides Carpet Skates slams head-first into the family's glass table. More at 11."


#31
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"Fun Slides Carpet Skates? A menace to modern society? Elastic straps causing Foot AIDS? Scientists in Montana have information that COULD shock you. More at half past the hour."


Good one.


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#32
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Good one.


"Homeland Security has evidence that may link the makers of Fun Slides Carpet Skates to a Islamic terrorist cell operating out of Orange County. We'll have the full story just after the break."

haha

Your genius never ceases to amaze me.
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#33
DO WANT! that has to be one of the greatest inventions ever
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#35
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haha

Your genius never ceases to amaze me.


Aw, shucks...


Seriously though, I fucking need these. I'm asking for a pair for Christmas. My mom will think I'm nuts while I'm gleefully skidding about the living room but to hell with her, I'm living in my childhood dream world!
#37
Jesus H. Macy.
This is most amazing thing since the invention of the wheelbarrow.

I can just imagine what kids will say when they get these...

"I'm bored..."
"Let's go to Timmy's house, he has carpeting!"
"OH BOY!"

I want to cover everything in my house with carpeting if I can get these things. I'll even have some carpet squares to bring around with me for sliding on benches in the street if I feel like it.
#39
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Aw, shucks...


Seriously though, I fucking need these. I'm asking for a pair for Christmas. My mom will think I'm nuts while I'm gleefully skidding about the living room but to hell with her, I'm living in my childhood dream world!

I just had this REALLY REALLY REALLY strange idea of your XBL Avatar sliding through a living room in a Pixar-esque world, and there's an old woman in a rocking chair (who is, of course, knitting a small piece of a quilt), and you slid by going "WEEEEEEE!". The old woman perks up, slowly watches you pass, shakes her head, and then continues knitting.


Oh, the world I live in.
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