#1
I need a topic for a creative research paper. It has to be factual but entertaining and pretty much any topic goes.

Previous ideas:
-Falconry
-Wolf speech
-History of progressive music
-Controversy surrounding anabolic steroids

etc. I expect child pornography jokes.

Thanks Pit.
#4
The History of the Synthesizer

and if you ever do this...then I want a copy!

DirtyEdit: I could even help you

DirtyEditPartTwo: In fact, if you don't I'll be very sad...
funkyducky


Icing happen when de puck come down, BANG, you know,
before de oder guys, nobody dere, you know.
My arm go comme ça, den de game stop den start up.

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#5
The History Of Pornography.

Just make sure half of it is about the child kind.
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#8
the history of power rangers
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#9
the theory that there is a second sun that orbits our sun, but its too dark to see, and that it caused the extinction of the dinosaurs. its name......

Nemesis!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nemesis_(star)

badass? you better fucking believe it!
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#11
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How gay homophobia is.


I actually have a shirt like that I wore to my city's "Gay Day Parade".

"Homophobes Are Gay"
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You disgust me.


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bro u are definately gay


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A backstabbin' bitch who calls himself the 'oracle'?


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I AM GOING TO HAVE TO REFER TO THE FIRST QUOTE IN YOUR SIGNATURE



UG loves me so much. Do you?

MY NAME IS JACOB. CALL ME THAT.
#12
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the theory that there is a second sun that orbits our sun, but its too dark to see, and that it caused the extinction of the dinosaurs. its name......

Nemesis!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nemesis_(star[)

badass? you better fucking believe it!

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#13
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I actually have a shirt like that I wore to my city's "Gay Day Parade".

"Homophobes Are Gay"

They might be.

There's this theory taht homophobes ahve suppressed homosexual feelings, but hide them for feare of social outcasting
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#14
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I actually have a shirt like that I wore to my city's "Gay Day Parade".

"Homophobes Are Gay"

We had a discussion in my gov't. class about gay marriage once.

My contribution? "I think it's pretty gay."

Anyway, I second the synthesizer idea.
#15
The history of fapping to child pornography
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#16
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Anyway, I second the synthesizer idea.


funkyducky


Icing happen when de puck come down, BANG, you know,
before de oder guys, nobody dere, you know.
My arm go comme ça, den de game stop den start up.

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Get To Da Choppa!
#17
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They might be.

There's this theory taht homophobes ahve suppressed homosexual feelings, but hide them for feare of social outcasting


Thus, homophobia is gay. Which is why it's the perfect topic. You actually have evidence when calling homophobes faggots.
#19
Quote by x_thurston_x
Thus, homophobia is gay.


Thus, my shirt is awesome. I wore it a lot around when Prop 8 was happening. (I live in California)

Is your username a reference to Thurston Moore by any chance? If so then you have earned yourself a new bitch.
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You disgust me.


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bro u are definately gay


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A backstabbin' bitch who calls himself the 'oracle'?


Quote by 100%guitarmad
I AM GOING TO HAVE TO REFER TO THE FIRST QUOTE IN YOUR SIGNATURE



UG loves me so much. Do you?

MY NAME IS JACOB. CALL ME THAT.
#20
Quote by daytripper75
do a speech on wolves. talk about how awesome they are.


and make sure you buy a wolf shirt to wear while presenting it. something like this: http://www.birkoph.com/Wolf_tshirt.htm

wolves are awesome/


The chief reason I hate Palin was becasue she hunted wolves from helicopters/
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Thus, my shirt is awesome. I wore it a lot around when Prop 8 was happening. (I live in California)

Is your username a reference to Thurston Moore by any chance? If so then you have earned yourself a new bitch.


Yes. Sonic Youth FTW.

By the way, I live in California too
#22
Quote by Silent_Jester13
Thus, my shirt is awesome. I wore it a lot around when Prop 8 was happening. (I live in California)

Is your username a reference to Thurston Moore by any chance? If so then you have earned yourself a new bitch.


Thank you Pit. Your replies have entertained me and helped me out, but...

Moar ideas. I like the synth one, and the child pron one, but moar.
#23
Quote by daytripper75
do a paper about wolves. talk about how awesome they are.


and make sure you buy a wolf shirt to wear while presenting it. something like this: http://www.birkoph.com/Wolf_tshirt.htm

omg, the comments on there had me laughing so hard i was crying. TS, you have to do wolves, and you have to buy this shirt.
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#24
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Yes. Sonic Youth FTW.

By the way, I live in California too


Where by? I live in the North. Eureka, in Humboldt County. (You've probably heard of our racism and drugs)
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You disgust me.


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bro u are definately gay


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A backstabbin' bitch who calls himself the 'oracle'?


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I AM GOING TO HAVE TO REFER TO THE FIRST QUOTE IN YOUR SIGNATURE



UG loves me so much. Do you?

MY NAME IS JACOB. CALL ME THAT.
#25
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Where by? I live in the North. Eureka, in Humboldt County. (You've probably heard of our racism and drugs )

Heard of the bold

Not the italics
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#26
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Heard of the bold

Not the italics


I've been talking to Thurston. I would've thought the drugs would be more famous. Majority of our income is from illegal drug sales.
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You disgust me.


Quote by jack_off_joel
bro u are definately gay


Quote by Oblivion_Rps
A backstabbin' bitch who calls himself the 'oracle'?


Quote by 100%guitarmad
I AM GOING TO HAVE TO REFER TO THE FIRST QUOTE IN YOUR SIGNATURE



UG loves me so much. Do you?

MY NAME IS JACOB. CALL ME THAT.
#27
Quote by Silent_Jester13
I've been talking to Thurston. I would've thought the drugs would be more famous. Majority of our income is from illegal drug sales.

Hmm...
Never would have guessed.

anyways I live by LA...
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#28
Quote by Silent_Jester13
Where by? I live in the North. Eureka, in Humboldt County. (You've probably heard of our racism and drugs)


Whittier. Like half an hour from Disneyland one way, Hollywood, Silverlake, and Pasadena the other.

I used to live in San Diego. Famous for our earthquake, 97% hispanic population, and a main proponent for Yes on 8.

You can imagine the showdowns of dirty stares that came with all my "no on 8" merchandise haha.

And so this isn't as spammy......

I have no good ideas
#29
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Whittier. Like half an hour from Disneyland one way, Hollywood, Silverlake, and Pasadena the other.

I used to live in San Diego. Famous for our earthquake, 97% hispanic population, and a main proponent for Yes on 8.

You can imagine the showdowns of dirty stares that came with all my "no on 8" merchandise haha.

And so this isn't as spammy......

I have no good ideas

You totally got my hopes up.

Come on guys, I'll love you forever if you contribute one idea that instantly catches my eye.
#30
Quote by x_thurston_x
Whittier. Like half an hour from Disneyland one way, Hollywood, Silverlake, and Pasadena the other.

I used to live in San Diego. Famous for our earthquake, 97% hispanic population, and a main proponent for Yes on 8.

You can imagine the showdowns of dirty stares that came with all my "no on 8" merchandise haha.

And so this isn't as spammy......

I have no good ideas


I've been there. My uncle lives there. It's actually a pretty nice town from what I saw of it. My town was split practicly even between the votes. In the end it was 52% Yes and 49% No.

So i'm on topic....

Write a report on cookies, with samples of course.
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bro u are definately gay


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A backstabbin' bitch who calls himself the 'oracle'?


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I AM GOING TO HAVE TO REFER TO THE FIRST QUOTE IN YOUR SIGNATURE



UG loves me so much. Do you?

MY NAME IS JACOB. CALL ME THAT.
#31
Marijuana and how legalization could become a viable source of revenue for the government
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#32
Ask TDKMF, we gave him one hell of an idea....... you should reaserch the Effect of rubbing Icyhot onto your penis

On a serious note, Taxation of the Church and how quickly it could wipe out national debt