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A speeding truck rammed a woman’s sedan at over 100 MPH on a Texas freeway last Friday. Why? According to the Archangel Gabriel/ Michael E. Schwab, a resident of Blooming Grove, Texas, the woman "was not driving like a Christian.”


Schwab failed to explain what the woman had done to prompt the Lord’s wrath and investigators have since determined that she violated no traffic laws. She was driving North on highway 281 when Schwab struck the rear of her sedan. The impact spun both vehicles across the median before being brought to a halt by the barrier on the far side of the south bound lanes. Neither party was seriously injured by the accident, although both vehicles appear to be totaled.

Describing the accident, Lt. Kyle Coleman of the Bexar County Sheriff’s Department said, “He just said God said she wasn't driving right, and she needed to be taken off the road.” According to a release issued by the department, Schwab told police “the other vehicle was not driving like a Christian and it was Jesus' will for him to punish the car.” It was Schwab who told the police that he was traveling over 100 MPH at the time of the impact.

Schwab has since been charged with aggravated assault with a deadly weapon, been placed under a $50,000 bond and will now face a psychological evaluation.

“God must have been with them, 'cause any other time, the severity of this crash, it would have been a fatal,” said Lt. Coleman. [via My San Antonio]



http://jalopnik.com/5101888/man-rams-womans-car-at-100-mph-claims-god-told-him-to-do-it


What the bloody hell?


Edit: Look at the picture of the car in the article. It's completely destroyed.
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wow, im a christain and all, don't get me wrong, but that guy has some serious mental issues to work out
#5
Sadly, I find that totally believable.

It kind of reminds me of a quote that goes something along the lines of this:

"War. Rape. Poverty. Gay Rights. Guess which one Christians will be fighting against today."
#6
undeniable proof that 100% of religious people are bad.
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#10
As a Christian I must say

When did Jesus know how to drive????


And I doubt that he would tell someone to hit another person. Love thy neighbors, bitches.
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Sadly, I find that totally believable.

It kind of reminds me of a quote that goes something along the lines of this:

"War. Rape. Poverty. Gay Rights. Guess which one Christians will be fighting against today."

Well the thing is you never hear about churches constantly having food drives, or how they sponsor poor families during holidays, or countless other things that they do to help people. The only time Christians get a lot of attention is when they do something controversial, like being anti-gay rights.
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#13
Thats not Christianity

thats a metal illness
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Quote by x_thurston_x
Sadly, I find that totally believable.

It kind of reminds me of a quote that goes something along the lines of this:

"War. Rape. Poverty. Gay Rights. Guess which one Christians will be fighting against today."

Cause there are no Christian organziations aimed at helping the poor,
and the Pope didn't condemn the war in Iraq,
and all those kooky Christians just love rape.

Sorry but that quote is dumb. :|
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Thats not Christianity

thats a mental illness



Same thing?
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There's been sooo many threads done on this; I don't even wanna hear that you used the searchbar. Staring at it and giggling does not count.
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Thats not Christianity

thats a metal illness

A metal illness you say?

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A metal illness you say?






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Women.

thats what Im saying

Originally Posted by Siege of Power
Thats not Christianity

thats a mental illness



Same thing?

Oh my goodzzz, like dis is so tru, lik3, i cant belive u bet me 2 it........dumbass
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A metal illness you say?





I'd love to see the results of a guy doing it in the name of Slayer.
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#21
Yeah I was wrong.

War. Rape. Murder. Poverty. Equal rights for gays. Guess which one the Southern Baptist Convention is protesting? ~The Value of Families


I was more or less trying to convey the idea that Christians (as people, not as groups) tend to get all crazy about silly things, such as gay rights, or other people not being "christianly", and doing things that would really in theory contradict what the bible asks you to do, just to try and "remedy" those things.
#22
i would have done the same thing if i saw a woman driving.
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undeniable proof that 100% of religious people are bad.


undeniable proof that you are 100% ignorant.

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undeniable proof that you are 100% ignorant.




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That was quite good, I admit.
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That was quite good, I admit.



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same thing?

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For The Love Of God...


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#30
I hate how people do things like that and give real Christians a bad reputation.

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I hate how people do things like that and give real Christians a bad reputation.


If there were anything separating this from 'real' acts inspired by god I might consider what you said. There isn't, so i won't.
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#33
Man, why is God such a dick? Telling women to drown their kids, telling truck drivers to ram guys at 100 MPH, telling Jews and Muslims to blow each other up, etc. I'd be a much better god than God.
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I dunno, i sort of like god now, i mean fukin halarius!! god must like watching disorderly conduct: video on patrol!
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i would have done the same thing if i saw a woman driving.



hahahahahhahahhahah. best thing i hear all day
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As a Christian I must say

When did Jesus know how to drive????

maybe its cause she wasnt driving a camel. jesus will get you all, one car at a time.....
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im really sick of the "God made me do it" excuse
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