#1
i was just in my kitchen making myself a sandwich and i went to grab the sourdough bread. on the bag it said, "extra sourdough" but i read it "extreme sourdough" and i had this thought of a really buff white guy with no shirt on and a military haircut (basically a shirtless Guile from Streetfighter) pointing at me and going "SOURDOUGH, **** YEAH!!"

so yeah any similar experiences guys?

Edit: i also misread AvengedFoghat's name as "AdvancedFaggot" you can see it in his sig, if he's still got it in there.


Edit2: in before Floppypick's username
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#2
yes, i like danishes occasionally

wut

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#4
Ahahahahaha dude! ive heard stories about that sorta thing, and im glad i never do shrooms, or drugs or anything, cuz i misread stuff all the time....like....

cigarettes are highly attractice...a smoke with bewbs lmao
#6
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i was just in my kitchen having sex with my relatives

What I read.
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#9
Quote by gun4hire
i was just in my kitchen making myself a sandwich and i went to grab the sourdough bread. on the bag it said, "extra sourdough" but i read it "extreme sourdough" and i had this thought of a really buff white guy with no shirt on and a military haircut (basically a shirtless Guile from Streetfighter) pointing at me and going "SOURDOUGH, **** YEAH!!"

so yeah any similar experiences guys?

Edit: i also misread AvengedFoghat's name as "AdvancedFaggot" you can see it in his sig, if he's still got it in there.


Edit2: in before Floppypick's username

Early signs of homosexuality.....
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#10
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ha floppydick

+1. I misread that first time too.
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#12
When I was bagging groceries at my old work one time, some guy got this bacon that said "Hearty Cut Bacon" on the package, but I misread it as "Heart Attack Bacon"

I was like damn that **** must be tasty.
#14
Quote by ranirhetoric
one of the other thread titles said "charleston chews"


thought it said "charleston jews".


there's a ton more, i just can't think of them. maybe later.


daers a thread for dat
#16
Quote by ranirhetoric
haha, srsly?
this one actually said charleston chews, i think. i double checked.


im confused

i see what you did daer..talking about those delicious candies making me think i was in my thread...
#17
haha, me too.
i took your statement to mean that there was a thread for charleston jews.
but, you didn't. right?
i don't think you did, because you're the TS for the charleston chews thread.
haha fail.
#21
Every time I used to drive by this store that was called "Bethesda Photography" I always did a double take because I would be like "Woah! Did that say 'Bethesda Pornography?!?'"
#22
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Election


to be serious i misread barack obama as osama obama
Then suckmycokbarack osama
#23
^like the company that made Oblivion and Fallout 3?
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#24
Someone sigged an example of my dyslexia that makes me laugh every time I see it. Please post here, person whose name I do not remember.