#1
I just finished my 3 day drinking spree. I have to say although i feel like absolute **** now it was well worth the fun i had. Jukeboxes and alcohol are a very good mix. My neck hurts from headbanging, my feet hurt from dancing and my throat hurts from yelling the words to songs at the top of my lungs.

Anyone have other stories they wanna share about going on a bender?
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#2
Yes, I have spent 5 nights out of 7 in the pub last week consuming an average of around 7 pints each night. Unsurprisingly, I feel almost dead and have three hours of chemistry in 17 minutes. I blame you.
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#3
i did 8 full paintsticks of beer at 3am and didnt wake up til 4pm today...i felt like **** all day
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#4
considering its UG i think the title of this thread could be changed from "benders" to "average weekends"
#5
i once drank nothing but alcohol for six straight days, i remember very little of those six days but i do know that i was physically incapable of getting outt of bed on the 7th day, i literally thought i was dying and i swore off alcohol for good.


then i broke my promise to myself on the 8th day
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considering its UG i think the title of this thread could be changed from "benders" to "average weekends"

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I haven't drank in a while because last time I did I ended up with around 19 shots at least(15 shots, 4 mixed drinks, and 2 beers). Me and my buddy smashed a bottle of McCormicks, then went and drank the last half of someone else's McCormicks.

Saturday AND Sunday consisted of vomiting and dry heaves... my buddy drank significantly less than me because he whines when he doesn't get the most dilluted drink in the room.

EDIT: each of my mixed drinks were probably stronger than one shot each(I was the only one who could drink it), but I don't like to brag about drinking more than I might have drank.
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#8
i work with a dude that spent an entire year drunk with his brother.
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I haven't drank in a while because last time I did I ended up with around 19 shots at least(15 shots, 4 mixed drinks, and 2 beers). Me and my buddy smashed a bottle of McCormicks, then went and drank the last half of someone else's McCormicks.

Saturday AND Sunday consisted of vomiting and dry heaves... my buddy drank significantly less than me because he whines when he doesn't get the most dilluted drink in the room.

EDIT: each of my mixed drinks were probably stronger than one shot each(I was the only one who could drink it), but I don't like to brag about drinking more than I might have drank.

Yes you do, that's why you made the edit.

As for me, I had 18 beers, a shot of cowboy and a bourbon and coke. The shot of cowboy was a bad idea and didn't even feel like puking until I had that. I think the milkyness curdled with the beer. That was an epic night, but a killer WEEK after. That's right, I consumed all this in less than 3 hours on a saturday night and was feeling the remnants of a hangover until wednesday/thursday.

EDIT: I would have kept going, but we ran out of drinks Probably saved me a liver transplant though, but I've been able to drink the same amount since without the same effect.
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I haven't drank in a while because last time I did I ended up with around 19 shots at least(15 shots, 4 mixed drinks, and 2 beers). Me and my buddy smashed a bottle of McCormicks, then went and drank the last half of someone else's McCormicks.

Saturday AND Sunday consisted of vomiting and dry heaves... my buddy drank significantly less than me because he whines when he doesn't get the most dilluted drink in the room.

EDIT: each of my mixed drinks were probably stronger than one shot each(I was the only one who could drink it), but I don't like to brag about drinking more than I might have drank.



one shot???? be a real man and mix that **** half and half haha actually just depends on what your drinking but if its whiskey its gettin mixed half and half
#14
Meh...I get pissed most fridays and some saturdays...too many experiences to remember (not that I remember most anyway) me and a friend normally polish off a big bottle of voddy as a pre-drink then have a couple when we get there.
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one shot???? be a real man and mix that **** half and half haha actually just depends on what your drinking but if its whiskey its gettin mixed half and half


+1 for mixing it half and half. Better yet man up and drink it straight
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Meh...I get pissed most fridays and some saturdays...too many experiences to remember (not that I remember most anyway) me and a friend normally polish off a big bottle of voddy as a pre-drink then have a couple when we get there.

My voddy, you mean vodka right? That's weak, I can get through at least half a bottle and only be tipsy. Light weight
#17
I'm usually out Thursday, Friday and Saturday and sometimes Sunday so i guess every weekend for me is a bit of a binge.
#19
I remember making an alcohol thread once...

And on topic, I just had a few black tooth grins after a long time of not having any sort of alcohol at all, and I felt sick after the first 2...


...so I drank the whole bottle.
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#20
Usually drink at the weekendm, was a pretty light weekend , only had a half bottle of vodka and a few cans of cider, goin out and getting wiped is fun but the hangover just takes the piss
#21
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one shot???? be a real man and mix that **** half and half haha actually just depends on what your drinking but if its whiskey its gettin mixed half and half


It was pretty strong, I just don't wanna say it was more than it actually was. It was definitely at least a shot. These drinks were from drinking games, and the competition was mixing them up so of course they were trying to get me as drunk as possible.

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Yes you do, that's why you made the edit.


I just didn't want to falsely act like the mixed drinks were dilluted. If I wanted to brag, I would've said I drank more than I did. But whatever, go ahead and fool yourself into thinking you 're important.
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#22
I drank quite a lot on friday. My uni was doing yards of Vodka mixed drinks which I had a couple of as well as some pints and vodka earlier on.
#23
Almost every weekend for me is a bender. I usually drink about 52 ounces a weekend? Lately I haven't been drinking as much though because I'm trying to save money for christmas presents, and I'm trying to lose weight.
#24
Thanksgiving week i went through about 3 liters of captain and one of vodka. Otherwise it's like a liter per weekend.
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My voddy, you mean vodka right? That's weak, I can get through at least half a bottle and only be tipsy. Light weight


Im sorry im not as mega-immense as you!

Haha, srsly tho, we get through half the bottle each and we are that stage between tipsy and drunk. To be honest im glad I don't need much more otherwise my bank balance would be even worse than what it is.
#30
lol at the above bender pics
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