#1
well the 3rd time i tried cooking it
1st time i burnt myself
2nd time it caught fire
3rd time the tea towel has a hole in it.. i burnt myself!!!!!!!!!!!!!

im going eat this chicken vigorously tonight
#3
give it to that chicken
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#5
australians shouldn't attempt to cook, their brains can't handle too much thought process (i.e anything more intense then drinking beer and watching aussie rules)
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#6
weren't you gonna eat it anyway? regardless of unanticipated bodily harm?
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#7
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australians shouldn't attempt to cook, their brains can't handle too much thought process (i.e anything more intense then drinking beer and watching aussie rules)

i could cook much better than any kiwi...all they can do is stand around going "eyy cuz...the rugby's on, get us some fish and chops!"
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#8
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australians shouldn't attempt to cook, their brains can't handle too much thought process (i.e anything more intense then drinking beer and watching aussie rules)

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#9
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#10
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australians shouldn't attempt to cook, their brains can't handle too much thought process (i.e anything more intense then drinking beer and watching aussie rules)


Says the New Zealander....
#12
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australians shouldn't attempt to cook, their brains can't handle too much thought process (i.e anything more intense then drinking beer and watching aussie rules)


****......you.......
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#13
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Oi


aren't you supposed to say it like three times or something?
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#14
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australians shouldn't attempt to cook, their brains can't handle too much thought process (i.e anything more intense then drinking beer and watching aussie rules)

Choice bro.
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#15
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aren't you supposed to say it like three times or something?


****......you......
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#17
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... yes ...



how many chickens did you go through again?

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#19
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australians shouldn't attempt to cook, their brains can't handle too much thought process (i.e anything more intense then drinking beer and watching aussie rules)

despite the fact that a stereotypical aussie has a bbq every day in the summer
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#20
this is the part where everyone starts saying "Oi'm beached as bro!!!" to insult me. But then I just say "oh man my memory is screwed man I can't remember some ****... like umm... who won the league world cup again?"
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#21
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Serves you right.


What did i ever do to that particular chicken? except drop it in te supermarket ahaha good times
#22
get a george forman
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#23
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australians shouldn't attempt to cook, their brains can't handle too much thought process (i.e anything more intense then drinking beer and watching aussie rules)

Wow... that was a really bad attempt at humour, I'm not even saying this because I'm Aussie, that just... no




#24
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australians shouldn't attempt to cook, their brains can't handle too much thought process (i.e anything more intense then drinking beer and watching aussie rules)

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#25
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Wow... that was a really bad attempt at humour, I'm not even saying this because I'm Aussie, that just... no


lol, actually, it made me smile.
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#26
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australians shouldn't attempt to cook, their brains can't handle too much thought process (i.e anything more intense then drinking beer and watching aussie rules)


Your a Kiwi, worry about your own problems sheep f*cker
#28
Haha I love how you Aussies think that us kiwis **** sheep and we think you're the sheep ****ers.

Saying that there is no way I'm getting involved. Too many Aussies in here.
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#29
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Haha I love how you Aussies think that us kiwis **** sheep and we think you're the sheep ****ers.

Saying that there is no way I'm getting involved. Too many Aussies in here.



that's cos you do **** sheep...
#32
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Haha I love how you Aussies think that us kiwis **** sheep and we think you're the sheep ****ers.

Saying that there is no way I'm getting involved. Too many Aussies in here.


O_O
#34
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that's cos you do **** sheep...

oh yeah all the time, we really are uncivilised... Maybe you guys could educate us in the grand ways of living over the pond, you know like oppressing, murdering and enslaving the natives and whatnot
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