#1
i officially give up on my local taco bell
they always screw up my orders

well last sunday i went and my buddy and i both ordered the nacho combo meal, we are then informed that they are out of ground beef (wtf, seriously thats more essential than the ****in tortilla). so i say "well can you just replace it with chicken?" they say "yes, but theres an extra charge." im thinking why are they charging me extra when its their fault they're out of supplies. i say "thats fine" and me and my bud order our drinks to go with it. They charged us a dollar extra EACH for the chicken, and a total that was supposed to be $11 came out to $15 after tax and xtra charges. then i asked for hot sauce, and they were all out.
but whatever
so we get to his place only to find out that both our drinks were watered down (we had different drinks) and the chicken that we paid extra for was cold and stale.

i dont normally complain about food experiences
but i was obviously having a bad experience.

so i call corp's 800 number and explain the situation,
and they send me out a coupon for 2 free single items of choice (cause 3$ worth of food covers my loss of $15)

well come tonight i go to use my coupon on 2 taco supremes (total was 2.58)
and how ironic is it that my local place claims "we don't accept these coupons"

these ****ers are pissing me off

im just gonna go to jack in the crack next time

but not before i call corporate again to explain how their local employees are ****ing retards
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#6
thats gay, they pulled the out of ground beef thing on me like 10 years ago, and I had to wait 45 minutes in the drive thru cause we were stuck in. They used to f*ck up every order, but in the last like 5 years they've been good.
#7
yeah taco bell is my sober fastfood

jack in the box is my post-drinking/post-metalshow food


im starting to get out of the whole fast food thing though
but i want to get rid of thiscoupon first
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#8
Damn mexicans...

Wait...

Damn 15 year old boys forgetting the orders.

I got the same problem here. And, someone's going to get offended by what I say next.

I live in Oregon, and half the people don't know very much english, or any at all. So, I go in to Wendy's and ask for a baconator.

When I get my burger, it's got lettuce, tomato, random sauce, and all this crap that's not supposed to be on a baconator. So when I go up to complain, the lady says to me, in very broken english, "That's what you ordered."

After a few minutes, after explaining, "I don't want a refund, I just want the baconator, I start asking for a refund."

Then she says, "You opened the paper, you don't get a refund."

The manager apparantly was not there today. When I called later, the manager tells me to be more sensitive, because that employee was new and couldn't speak english.

I'm still out the money for the baconator.
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#9
maybe try robbing Taco Bell.

I bet there isn't much money left in those drawers.

so don't rob Taco Bell then.
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#10
Such a shame, I've got 2 Taco Bells near my house, both of 'em are great.
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lmao
**** the taco oppressive powers
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#14
My friend went to Subway and was told they were out of bread.
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#15
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When I called later, the manager tells me to be more sensitive, because that employee was new and couldn't speak english.


how the hell ARE you supposed to communicate with them then?
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lmao
**** the taco oppressive powers

Capitalist pigs are taking my ground meat
Chicken is cold, stale and obsolete
Fucking corporations, I got chili sauce on my seat
YYYYYEEEEEAAAAAA

*Electronic noises solo*

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Capitalist pigs are taking my ground meat
Chicken is cold, stale and obsolete
Fucking corporations, I got chili sauce on my seat
YYYYYEEEEEAAAAAA

*Electronic noises solo*

haha
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#18
ive got 5 taco bells near me and they suck balls and all of them have stoners on the grills..
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#20
Thats ****ing lame. You should do some slushee drive-bys. Just make sure its a quick toss before you peel out.
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I had called on Monday.
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#22
Quote by roarinflames
yeah taco bell is my sober fastfood

jack in the box is my post-drinking/post-metalshow food


im starting to get out of the whole fast food thing though
but i want to get rid of thiscoupon first


That chicken gave me a bad coupon!!!

*e-cookie for the reference*
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That chicken gave me a bad coupon!!!

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#26
A friend and I went through Taco Bell late one night, and the kid came on the speaker and said "hi, what can I get you, blah blah blah," and I was like "hey, how's it going?" To which, he replies "..........not good at all, can I take your order?" So, that's always a good start, when the person working in the drive-through lets you know right away that, "hey, I'm a dick." We were ordering for a few people so we were trying to get the money all figured out, and my friend had ordered some cheesy potatoes*, but took them off because he thought we were out of cash. So, by the time we get to the window to pay the guy, he ended up with extra money and wanted the cheesy potatoes* after all, so he asks the kid, and the kid goes "....no." That's it. Just "no."

*When you go to Taco Bell, eat the cheesy potatoes in fucking excess.

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Capitalist pigs are taking my ground meat
Chicken is cold, stale and obsolete
Fucking corporations, I got chili sauce on my seat
YYYYYEEEEEAAAAAA

*Electronic noises solo*


If I had recording capabilities, I'd make that song. Like, right now. I'm writing the riff post haste.
#27
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Capitalist pigs are taking my ground meat
Chicken is cold, stale and obsolete
Fucking corporations, I got chili sauce on my seat
YYYYYEEEEEAAAAAA

*Electronic noises solo*


that is incredibly sig worthy, so close that i may even discard my trademark annoying sig for it..


sorry to get your hopes up, but that is dayum good
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hence the annoying factor..

yet it is too amazing to let is pass by.

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ive got 5 taco bells near me and they suck balls and all of them have stoners on the grills..

I haven't met a single taco bell employee that isn't completely blazed everytime they work. Maybe that's just my hick town though.
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Aw shucks, thanks d00ds. I could make a whole song if you wanted a huge sig I guess

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#32
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My friend went to Subway and was told they were out of bread.


i went there once and they had no bread so i had to get a ****ty wrap thing. didnt taste that bad actually.
#33
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Aw shucks, thanks d00ds. I could make a whole song if you wanted a huge sig I guess


give me a sec im trying to fit it in under 250 chars even WITHOUt the annoying sig
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#34
we have a new sig boys
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Caramello wins life.

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#35
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Capitalist pigs are taking my ground meat
Chicken is cold, stale and obsolete
Fucking corporations, I got chili sauce on my seat
YYYYYEEEEEAAAAAA

*Electronic noises solo*


dat wuz gud.
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#36
Grow up and learn to cook, wimp!
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#38
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Capitalist pigs are taking my ground meat
Chicken is cold, stale and obsolete
Fucking corporations, I got chili sauce on my seat
YYYYYEEEEEAAAAAA

*Electronic noises solo*


i was banned because my sig was too annoying zero-hartman, welcome to my sig
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#39
i havent been to taco bell since the local one was temporarily closed because cockroach eggs were found in the ground beef. the place re-opened and swears that the roach eggs are gone, but i still don't believe them
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