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This is basically a threadt dedicated to what would happen if the Pit, as an entity, took on anything. One user nominates a target, then the next pitmonkey says what would happen and nominates their own.

For every searchbar joke made, I will kill a kitty.


Do you really want to go to sleep knowing you contributed to the death of something so adorable? No.

Anyway, I'll start.

The Pit vs James Bond.
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If all you had to go on was the forum you'd think a Decimator could cure noise caused by dodgey stage lighting and restock the ocean's population of sperm whales
#3
personally i think the pit vs anything and the pit will come out the clear winner (besides chuck norris of course)


Haha dont even get me started with paris hilton.
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Then, about two minutes later of just plowing, I can feel it coming. She's still moaning and rolling back, and then I pull out. I grab her by her hair, pull her head up, and yell out:
"BOOM, HEADSHOT!"
#6
suck my balls off

[quote="'[x"]Huffy[x]']Just give up, because Callo just destroyed you.
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if i am not pooping, i stand to pee. if i am pooping, it makes more sense to just sit down in the first place.


CALLO

#7
Rape him then fap on onto his corpse.

Pit vs. Oprah
This is why I don't like arguing on the internet.
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If only you could back that statement up.
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Wolfgang's Philadelphia Study. Look it up yourself.
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No need to, absurd generalizations aren't my thing.
#8
feed her to the hungry kids

Billy Joe Armstrong
Quote by Shea Donoghue


Then, about two minutes later of just plowing, I can feel it coming. She's still moaning and rolling back, and then I pull out. I grab her by her hair, pull her head up, and yell out:
"BOOM, HEADSHOT!"
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The Pit VS Closed thread.
sincewhen??

Quote by Mannypedraza
Today, me and my gf went to the movies. During, i put my hand down her shorts.
I keep smelling my hand as of now....anything wrong with me?
teh pronz
#11
Quote by jmilli2
Searchbar

One dead kitty.

The Pit would probably try to destroy Billie Joe Armstrong before remembering that most of them are 14 year old guitar n00bs.

The Pit vs Tenacious D
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If all you had to go on was the forum you'd think a Decimator could cure noise caused by dodgey stage lighting and restock the ocean's population of sperm whales
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The Pit vs. Scientology

Feed them to their alien satanic uber-god ...

The Pit VS George Bush
#13
Quote by shadow__666
The Pit vs Tenacious D

Whats wrong with the D!?
sincewhen??

Quote by Mannypedraza
Today, me and my gf went to the movies. During, i put my hand down her shorts.
I keep smelling my hand as of now....anything wrong with me?
teh pronz
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Absolutely nothing, I love the D. This is the Pit vs Anything and Everything, awesome or sh*t.
Quote by Cathbard
If all you had to go on was the forum you'd think a Decimator could cure noise caused by dodgey stage lighting and restock the ocean's population of sperm whales
#17
The Pit vs. Britney 'screwed up' Spears!
Burny LG75-GR
Epi SG Pro 1966 Ltd Ed
PRS Angelus SE Custom

Korg Pandora effect unit (for practising)
Slash CryBaby
Blackstar HT-5
Korg RC2 Looooooper
#18
Quote by x_thurston_x
The Pit vs. The Pit


end of the internet as we know it.

pit vs Jesus(Mel gibson)
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Someone rapes someone, I'm just not sure which end we're on.....

Edit: That was for the Brittany Speares one. For the Jesus one, his eyes burn out from the unholiness of The Pit, and then we get banished to hell, which is basically another copy of The Pit.

The Pit vs. Buh-Buh, the 300 pound black man, one of which is in every prison, who never leaves the shower; he just waits there for you to drop the soap.
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Quote by Will-kun
end of the internet as we know it.

pit vs Jesus(Mel gibson)

The death of Jesus and the rise of Satanism as the worlds main religion.

The Pit vs. Lostprophets
Current Gear:
Michael Kelly Club Custom 5 Acoustic Bass
Dean Performer Series PE-QM-TGE
Varrios Basic 5 Bass
Acoustic B450 Combo Amp
I support the 2nd Amendment. I don't support people who abuse it.
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Mel Gibson dies from getting too kinky with himself

Pit vs shadow_666
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Are you asking if midgets can draw people that are themselves smaller than the average person, or if midget drawings in general are smaller?
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He gets raped, same as usual.

The Pit vs. Buh-Buh, the 300 pound black man, one of which is in every prison, who never leaves the shower; he just waits there for you to drop the soap. (Mine got skipped, so I'm reposting...)
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Quote by herby190
Someone rapes someone, I'm just not sure which end we're on.....

Edit: That was for the Brittany Speares one. For the Jesus one, his eyes burn out from the unholiness of The Pit, and then we get banished to hell, which is basically another copy of The Pit.

The Pit vs. Buh-Buh, the 300 pound black man, one of which is in every prison, who never leaves the shower; he just waits there for you to drop the soap.


Repeated rapings of Bubba after sacrifising our smaller, more attractive members for the greater good.

The Pit vs. Organised Religion



Sanity is not statistical
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Everyone goes to take me on before you realise you left an underscore out.

Pit vs Batman
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If all you had to go on was the forum you'd think a Decimator could cure noise caused by dodgey stage lighting and restock the ocean's population of sperm whales
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Repeated rapings of Bubba after sacrifising our smaller, more attractive members for the greater good.

The Pit vs. Organised Religion

All religion is destroyed and replaced with Pit-ism, where Kensai is the high priest and Lady Hellraiser currently serves as the vestigial virgin.

The pit vs dial-up.
Quote by Cathbard
If all you had to go on was the forum you'd think a Decimator could cure noise caused by dodgey stage lighting and restock the ocean's population of sperm whales
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They go to the hottest chick thread, and all the images crash dial-up straight into the ground.

The Pit vs. The Searchbar (I have no problem with TS killing kittens, it's funny to me).
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the pit versus versus threads
I fell asleep on my arm once, scariest thing that ever happened to me. I thought it was kill.
#28
Quote by BTKA
The Pit vs. Britney 'screwed up' Spears!

you sir will die painfully
like this thread
and the kitten with the green hat
fight the power... with peace

Originally Posted by Cockpuncher 2.0
Fail town, population you


When God said "Let there be light", Joey Jordison said "Say please".

Man is a universe within himself
Bob Marley
Pox!
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Quote by AlexiIbanez
The pit vs 4chan!


The pit will get destroyed by the large amount of cancer that spreads ******tits.

The Pit VS Glen Benton (Deicide/Vital Remains)
Holy S H I T! I can HEAR how ugly you are.

Also, would you like to take a shower in my Gleek?


___

Music is life!

___

Quote by Kensai

I like my ramen noodles like I like my women: Devoid of any taste lying lifeless in a body of water.
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Quote by Hale_91
the Pit VS the mod team.

yeah.. think about it


Heads will implode and explode at the same time.

Pit VS Delicious CAEK
Holy S H I T! I can HEAR how ugly you are.

Also, would you like to take a shower in my Gleek?


___

Music is life!

___

Quote by Kensai

I like my ramen noodles like I like my women: Devoid of any taste lying lifeless in a body of water.
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Quote by burrrrrrnok
Heads will implode and explode at the same time.

Pit VS Delicious CAEK

Epic Nom.

The Pit vs. Soviet Russia
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The cake eats The Pit, just because it doesn't make sense.

The Pit vs. The Government
#35
Quote by chris_red
Epic Nom.

The Pit vs. Soviet Russia



Speed bumps for tiger tanks.

The pit vs. team america
*Enter Sig Here*
#37
The CAEK was a lie...
Holy S H I T! I can HEAR how ugly you are.

Also, would you like to take a shower in my Gleek?


___

Music is life!

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Quote by Kensai

I like my ramen noodles like I like my women: Devoid of any taste lying lifeless in a body of water.
#38
Quote by herby190
They form an alliance and kill stuff...

The Pit vs. Normal Human Beings



that was a REALLY lame answer.

and if teh pit were to face off against mankind, it would be something called "general society"

The pit Vs. trey parker and matt stone
*Enter Sig Here*
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Quote by Hale_91
that was a REALLY lame answer.

and if teh pit were to face off against mankind, it would be something called "general society"

The pit Vs. trey parker and matt stone


They already released Make Love not Warcraft...
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indeed...

the pit Vs. a collection of guitars = to the total size of the pit - 1
*Enter Sig Here*
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