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#1
You reckon you could take your dad in a fight? im 16 , and i think maybe i could

Edit : But in all seriousness i wouldnt hit my dad either, he's ace
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#3
Your dad will bend you over

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#4
We've already fought before and I won. Him and my brother fight all the time... my dad never wins. He is a pussy.
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#6
yeah, I'm 19 and about 45 pounds heavier than my dad. I could take him in a fight, but never in an endurance contest. that guy is like a wolf, he can run for hours.
#7
Weird question. I'm shorter but I weigh as much and am slightly more built.

Maybe.
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#11
I don't know. He lives on a different continent so it would be difficult for either of us to knock out the other.
#12
Well seeing as he's half-dead already, the odds are rediculously tipped in my favor.
#13
No way. He was a marine and he's got like 80 pounds on me.
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#14
Not a chance in hell. He's 46 and can still bench 350+.

He's not particularly in shape, but he can handle himself far better than most people you will ever meet. Lots of fighting in his past.
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#18
My Dad is one of the angriest people I've ever met. Realisticly, I can't see anyone ever taking.

That comment is void to all body builders, martial artists or any other people that train and could kick the **** out of my old man.
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I don't know. He lives on a different continent so it would be difficult for either of us to knock out the other.

Lucky bastard.
#20
cmon my dad is 60 lol......i probably could.
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#23
If I knew my dad.

But the closest thing is my uncle and there is now way in hell I could take him.
Although I do challenge him alot.
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#24
im taller and bigger than me pa but i dnt think i could. hes built like a pitbull even at 66
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#25
naw somewhere in the course of the fight he would pass out and fall on me

i'd just be a greasy spot on the floor lol
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#26
Definatley yes I beat his ass fighting in training last week ans I'm smaller and lighter than him
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#27
I'm 14, 5'6", 8 stone and my dad is twice as wide as i am high.

No is the answer.


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#28
Nah, my dad can probably kick my ass.

That is if my dad ever wanted to fight anyone. He is never agressive, hes always soft.
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#29
I'm 16, my dad's 64... Except he's way stronger than any guy his age should ever be. He's like a frigging bull. Nevermind me being able to take him on, I don't think anybody within a mile of my house could
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I'm 16, my dad's 64... Except he's way stronger than any guy his age should ever be. He's like a frigging bull. Nevermind me being able to take him on, I don't think anybody within a mile of my house could



sounds like my uncle, he used to be in a special kind of police force, is a black belt in karate, the second highest thingy in judo and an intermediate kick-boxer.

he breaks broomsticks with his shins.


his FRIGGING SHINS!!

he's a beast, unlike my dad, who i could take on easily.
#36
No way. He's only a bit above average height but he is really strong. He has the strongest grip of anyone I know. And he could pick me up with one hand. He's not into fighting though (Thankfully). His hands are like Vice-Grips. He could take any of his bros in a fight, even though most are heavier than him.
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