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#1
What is your favorite funny porn quote?

Mine:
"Raaaaaaymond. Is that your c*ck in the popcorn?"
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#3
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"oh Yes. Oh Yeeeesss".

Dammit.
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#5
"Hey hunky Pool-boy, I forgot to wear clothes today"
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#6
Oh i was watching some the other day. And it was ****ing hilarious.

The guy just kept saying 'holy mackerel' at everything.
#7
"dude you just came in my eye!"
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#9
I saw this porno once where some girl was getting ass-fucked and all of a sudden, she came out with, "I love getting fucked in the ass! I do, I do, I do!"

I couldn't jerk off after that cos all I could think of was, "Who loves orange soda?!"
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#10
"I'm going to cry it feels so good!" Some Mexican guy ****ing Eva Angelina, forget what it was called, ****ing hilarious though.
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#12
Quote by 67_67
I saw this porno once where some girl was getting ass-fucked and all of a sudden, she came out with, "I love getting fucked in the ass! I do, I do, I do!"

I couldn't jerk off after that cos all I could think of was, "Who loves orange soda?!"



hahahaha
#13
Quote by slayer_rule_\m/
Oh i was watching some the other day. And it was ****ing hilarious.

The guy just kept saying 'holy mackerel' at everything.


Holy Mackerel!
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makes jizz shoot out of your don johnson
#14
This is going to be good

I don't have a quote, but once i was captivated by a girl in a garage getting it from 5 "mechanics" and a large wrench.
#15
"Momma always said life is like a box of condoms, you never know if they're going to fit."

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My style is impetuous.
My defense is impregnable, and I'm just ferocious.
I want your heart.
I want to eat your children.

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#17
Quote by 67_67
I saw this porno once where some girl was getting ass-fucked and all of a sudden, she came out with, "I love getting fucked in the ass! I do, I do, I do!"

I couldn't jerk off after that cos all I could think of was, "Who loves orange soda?!"



YES !!! Keenan and Kell quote !!! You my friend are awesome !!
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What the f**k is you problems?
Yes, I made an account to ask this question. Is it really that weird? No. I wanted some feedback from some proper guitar experts who knew what they were talking about. Sorry, I guess I was wrong.
#18
Quote by slayer_rule_\m/
Oh i was watching some the other day. And it was ****ing hilarious.

The guy just kept saying 'holy mackerel' at everything.


I see a new meme rising up...
#19
Quote by 100Roy001
I see a new meme rising up...


Shut up.

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#20
Quote by special_kae_911
What is your favorite funny porn quote?

Mine:
"Raaaaaaymond. Is that your c*ck in the popcorn?"

oh my god, i know exactly what video you're talking about
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#21
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oh my god, i know exactly what video you're talking about

Brazzers?
2 chicks?
One dorky guy?
Quote by Rookie One
makes jizz shoot out of your don johnson
#23
"Get low motherfucker!"

*cums in women's face*

*whilst doing it* "BOOYAKASHA!"

*finishes* "Now make my cousin cum!"

It changed me
#25
I don't have a quote per se, but I watched a pron once where, out of no where, his dick started singing.

Good Ol' Randy Spears...
#26
Quote by 100Roy001
I see a new meme rising up...


for gods sake, have you never seen the demote poster on memes?

once you draw attention to it, its dead

damn you
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#27
*Cum splatting everywhere* "HHhaaa Hhaaaa! Hhmmmmm! You came into my mouuuthh!"

As if the guy was blind or something

lolworthy pr0n moment
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#28
nom nom nom tastes like chicken

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#31
Quote by hazzmatazz
"Get low motherfucker!"

*cums in women's face*

*whilst doing it* "BOOYAKASHA!"

*finishes* "Now make my cousin cum!"

It changed me


Holy cow, i've seen that one!

lololololol
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#33
Quote by 100Roy001
I see a new meme rising up...

Holy Mackerel!
This guys an idiot!

Edit: Can we ignore this guy, as if it never happened?
hello
#36
Quote by special_kae_911
Brazzers?
2 chicks?
One dorky guy?

yup, thats the one. one of the girls squirts in it too
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#38
"But that's where I poop!"

"not right now its not" (big black guy)
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#39
Quote by Minkaro
"Taste me you will see, more is all you need"

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#40
Lol this guy called Paul Heskey
He said everything very matter-of-fact

"Amanda, you're tits...are beautiful!"
"Why yes, you do like it naughty."

Later on the woman forgot his name.
"Just call me Paul..."
What I just said is a lie.
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