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#1
If you could have one superpower that isn't really useful, just for fun, what would it be? Mine would be to grow hair and a beard instantly.
To atone a sin I didn't care for, but a sin that paid my debts
A sin that fed my children and burned my smiles and cigarettes
#2
Same.
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#6
The power to wear tights and have no bulge, but still get women.
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makes jizz shoot out of your don johnson
#8
The power to play air guitar where I want with the sound coming out of nowhere.

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#9
the ability to play ANY instrument in the world like jesus :p
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all their music sounds the same




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#10
The ability to melt chocolate that is exactly 12.5-13inches away from you.

RMF


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#13
Super Speed. It would be useless for contributing to society, but it would be fun to play around with.

You wouldn't even need a car, you can run as fast as one.
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#14
Air-any instrument (ie, air guitaring, air drumming, air sax, air flute) and have the sound come from somewhere the way i hear it in my head.
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#15
be able to make girls orgasm just by looking at them
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#16
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Extendo-pen0r.

I could fight crime with it.

i have it and its great
#19
Probably the power to summon penises on any surface, including other people's faces.
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I'm hearing a steady *thump thump* from the people above me and I need some porno grooves to play on my bass to give them some background music. Any ideas?


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#21
I'd be dysfunctional erections man.
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#22
Quote by keithmoon15
be able to make girls orgasm just by looking at them
That's not useless!
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I'm hearing a steady *thump thump* from the people above me and I need some porno grooves to play on my bass to give them some background music. Any ideas?


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#23
I have tried for the longest time to gain the ability to make peoples heads explode. Sadly this has not happened yet.
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#24
vomit on command. that would get you out of some **** quick
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#25
Quote by keithmoon15
be able to make girls orgasm just by looking at them

That would be awkward when you go to visit Grandma for a nice Christmas dinner.
#26
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I'd be dysfunctional erections man.
aka the ability to bestow disappointment and self-doubt on horny females.
#27
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That would be awkward when you go to visit Grandma for a nice Christmas dinner.

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makes jizz shoot out of your don johnson
#28
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aka the ability to bestow disappointment and self-doubt on horny females.

Like I needed a superpower for that.
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#29
My friend and I had this discussion a while back, whilst talking about Heroes. They all seem to have cool powers by accident. We reasoned that there must also be **** powers as well. The ultimate one we came up with was to tell if a loaf of bread was white or brown just by touching it. Other nominees for most useless power including the ability to laminate only newspaper with your mind.
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#31
Growing fingernails.
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#32
It's not mine, it's Russel Howards, but the power to give some one an orgasm by touching them. Go look it up on Youtube. As he points out, would be really useful in fights.
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#34
The power to make people orgasm by touch!


Yes, I can see this totally backfiring on me one day.


But no one would dare get into a fight with them!
#35
lets not forget Aqua Mans power. the ability to tlak to fish, and I guess he's a good swimmer.
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  • DigiTech RP80


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#36
Quote by Gargantuan
The ability to move your mouse cursor with your brain


Moving is one thing but youd still have to reach over to the mouse to click.

Id have to go with giving myself orgasms whenever i felt like it. Time would be saved and itd give me something interesting to do in my music AS class.
#38
I'd have the Power of the Heart, if anyone gets the reference.


#39
I think I should be able to shoot beans from my hands, would be cool. And useful.


Handshakes could get messy.
#40
You remember Jubilee from X Men? Yeah....her powers are useless....I would like those powers because they're just pretty
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