#1
Yep. Has anyone ever ALMOST died/should be dead now? Cool. So have I. But the question is....how? TELL THE WORLD NOW!!!! ::type
People are waiting.
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#4
One time I didn't use the searchbar and almost died from severe burns from all the people flaming me

/near death experience
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#5
I took a ride on a bendy bus once, I live dangerously.
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its like basic math. 1 + -1 = 1
#7
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#9
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surgery count? died for 7 minutes
damn what were you in for?[if u dont mind telling that is] i was in the boot of our car once and much to my distaste someone crashed into the back of us, that was kinda painful...
#11
i was at a skydiving range and i though the show was over so i went to play on the raft where the skydivers would land on, and it wasnt over and a skydiver came about 3 inches from my head

got kicked out of that place haha
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#12
Quote by Jackal58
Awesome!!


I could tell you mine but then I'd have to kill you.

If you kill me... I will only come back stronger.

So tell me
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#13
Quote by Jackal58
Awesome!!


I could tell you mine but then I'd have to kill you.



jackal almost told me his experience and he would have killed me
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#14
Quote by Mr. La Fritz
Tell me yours.


ive got quite a few. that's what gave me the idea for this thread. i'll just list em out.

-Driving drunk as hell, hydroplaned and spun a complete 360 on a right hand curve. kept it between the lines the entire time. pure luck.
-Ate an entire bottle of 500mg Tylenol PM's. woke up 2 days latter in the ICU puking yellow foam. almost died of liver and kidney failure.
-Did over 8g's of coke in under 30 minutes. dont remember enything till the next nite.
-Went camping, got completlely wasted, and woke up the next morning with 3rd degree burn on both ankles, feet, on my left hip, and 2nd degree burns on both hands. i stumbled through the campfire and passed out with my feet still in it. dont remember a thing.

I think that's it. I used to do drugs and drink EVERYDAY, so there's probably something i'm not even aware of. But yeh.
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#15
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If you kill me... I will only come back stronger.

So tell me

Do I have to correct you with that quote for a second time?

I'm currently looking at my Star Wars poster and Alec Guinness doesn't look so pleased
#16
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Do I have to correct you with that quote for a second time?

Quote? Second time? Question mark?
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#18
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ive got quite a few. that's what gave me the idea for this thread. i'll just list em out.

-Driving drunk as hell, hydroplaned and spun a complete 360 on a right hand curve. kept it between the lines the entire time. pure luck.
-Ate an entire bottle of 500mg Tylenol PM's. woke up 2 days latter in the ICU puking yellow foam. almost died of liver and kidney failure.
-Did over 8g's of coke in under 30 minutes. dont remember enything till the next nite.
-Went camping, got completlely wasted, and woke up the next morning with 3rd degree burn on both ankles, feet, on my left hip, and 2nd degree burns on both hands. i stumbled through the campfire and passed out with my feet still in it. dont remember a thing.

I think that's it. I used to do drugs and drink EVERYDAY, so there's probably something i'm not even aware of. But yeh.

You make Darwin proud.
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#19
I have sleep apnea and I'm pretty sure I stopped breathing in my sleep one night, and I had to fight the sleep paralysis in my chest to wake up so I could breathe again
#20
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Ohh

^^ That post should sort it out.

Or this;

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=rjCyZ2P9bCA

Aaah, that explains that. But I wasnt making a reference for once
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#21
Quote by Jackal58
You make Darwin proud.


wft does that mean?
i mean i know who darwin is. but who does that relate to my bad luck? lol
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#22
Yeah, a couple of times. Almost died when my gut burst, and I took an overdose a year or so ago. I'm sure there have been other times.
#23
I watched a concert of some sixty year old singing **** called Willeke Alberti.
I really thought i'd die out there :P
#24
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Aaah, that explains that. But I wasnt making a reference for once

I think this may of happened last time you said something similar and I tried correcting you...

How odd.
#25
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wft does that mean?
i mean i know who darwin is. but who does that relate to my bad luck? lol

You are attempting to demonstrate the theory of natural selection. You've almost got it. Don't give up yet.
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#26
i almost drowned in white water rapids once, but i got washed close enough to grab a rock and climb out.

almost got washed under the peer surfing the other week too. wasnt paying attention and the rip tide picked up fast. by the time i realized it and started paddling back towards shore i was about 5 ft from the support beams.

almost been hit by 18 wheelers a couple of times merging off exits on the interstate.
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I would shoot them to death yes, but trying to aim for non-leathal, hoping they live.

which one is it Guitarfreak777?
#27
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i mean i know who darwin is. but who does that relate to my bad luck? lol


ever heard of the darwin awards?
look it up
#28
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wft does that mean?
i mean i know who darwin is. but who does that relate to my bad luck? lol


You consider things that happen because of drug and alkohol abuse BAD LUCK? No comments.
For a real pervert, any exit can be an entrance.
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#29
I was doing a television commercial for QuickClaim and I was just shaking hands with the director afterwards and a ****ing stage light fell 15cm away from me.

Can you hear the birdsong?
#30
From 2004 - 2006 I lived in the Special Housing Unit at Corcoran State Prison. I was there due to leaving a gang at SQ where I lived since 1983.

When i got there i was being escorted to shower and coming out of the shower was inmate Charles Manson who jumped back and i thought was going to lunge at me but he just was cuffed up and taken away.

I becaime friendly with Charlie after that and play guitar wiuth him mainly why we were friends nd i had guitar and he didnt in the yard. and the special housing is only about 24 people.

nothing to fear when your saved by Jesus.
#31
I don't do the whole 'near death experience' thing anymore. Yeah, it's cool to tell your friends about your adventures at the Styx, but everytime I have a near death experience, Death has a near Quailman experience and he got pretty pissed after the fifth time in two weeks. I can understand though, the guy has enough work to do without me bugging him all the time.
So please people, don't be dicks. Don't die.
#32
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From 2004 - 2006 I lived in the Special Housing Unit at Corcoran State Prison. I was there due to leaving a gang at SQ where I lived since 1983.

When i got there i was being escorted to shower and coming out of the shower was inmate Charles Manson who jumped back and i thought was going to lunge at me but he just was cuffed up and taken away.

I becaime friendly with Charlie after that and play guitar wiuth him mainly why we were friends nd i had guitar and he didnt in the yard. and the special housing is only about 24 people.

nothing to fear when your saved by Jesus.



That would be ****ing awesome! Did he try to brainwash u and get u to murder the prison guards?
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#33
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You make Darwin proud.



yeah really?
i thought natural selection should have kicked in after the coke incident
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#35
Once, I was driving on an overpass on the Interestate, and there was a turn in the road. I was looking in the mirror to try to get over and forgot about the turn, and the car went up on the guardrail at 70 mph. Everything got all cloudy and I felt like I was in slow motion. My first instinct was to pull over to the shoulder which was all the way to the right, so I crossed over three lanes without checking mirrors or anything (you don't really think about that in the situation) and didn't hit any other cars. I got off with just two flat tires and no other visible damage to the car, myself, or my mom. Mentally, though, I'm still pretty scared of driving on Interstate.

Also, when I was about 7, I fell a few feet down the highest mountain in Tennessee, but was luckily caught by a tree branch.
#36
Not really near death but could have been nasty - came off my bike doing 70mph and got away with a sprained ankle - if I'd gone over the wall I hit I'd have gone down a cliff (bike was a write off), and rolled the car avoiding a pheasant (evil homicidal bird) - didn't even get whiplash but the car was definitely dead.
#37
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yeah really?
i thought natural selection should have kicked in after the coke incident

Yep sure should have. The guy is obviously no quitter.
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