#1
ok guys i need help. I need to know how to get a girlfriend. i mean i can talk to girls but i don't know how to get progressively friendlier with them. What can i say or do. Im gonna expect the usual fap/rape answer.
#2
Just act normal, like the way you would with a person you weren't attracted to. You don't really have to think of what to say or do, just let it be natural. I DUNNO, BRO. Sorry if this was no help.
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#3
believe it or not I took the plunge about a half hour ago... Still haven't got an answer :S

She was probing about whether or not I liked anyone (we're pretty good friends) and just kinda said "ye... you!"

She was speechless :P

moral = just man up and tell her how you feel
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#4
I just treat them like **** and they bug me until I have sex with them.
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#6
The answers above me are pretty good..
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#7
Quote by Drybananna
Just act normal, like the way you would with a person you weren't attracted to. You don't really have to think of what to say or do, just let it be natural. I DUNNO, BRO. Sorry if this was no help.



no that helped alot actually. thats the one thing i dont do. i dont act normal. i mean i act diffrent depending on who im around. around my friend im a jackass but around the house im diffrent. thats where im stuck
#11
Herd many walrus infront of her, she'll be so impressed you'll instantly wed and she'll give birth.
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#14
Quote by Noyon999
believe it or not I took the plunge about a half hour ago... Still haven't got an answer :S

She was probing about whether or not I liked anyone (we're pretty good friends) and just kinda said "ye... you!"

She was speechless :P

moral = just man up and tell her how you feel

this has worked for me

and the relationship thread helps too
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#15
uh...relationship thread?
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#16
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yes i do actually

Ok here's what you do. One you have to find common ground with the girls you're after. Be friendly. Make them laugh. Start interesting conversations. But don't talk too much. Eventually ask them out for lunch? Learn to read body gestures.

What am I doing...

Are of any of them holographic? Girls like shiny things.
#17
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Do you have any Pokemon cards? If you answer yes then we're onto something.


yeah man, pokemon are like kryptonite to girls. I've never had a pokemon, but I've had a few poke-girls.

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#18
Quote by metaldud536
Ok here's what you do. One you have to find common ground with the girls you're after. Be friendly. Make them laugh. Start interesting conversations. But don't talk too much. Eventually ask them out for lunch? Learn to read body gestures.

What am I doing...

Are of any of them holographic? Girls like shiny things.



yeah i got alot of holographics
#19
make subtil fysical contacts .. start with like toucher her shoulder, slapp her ass after about a month playing, give her a BIG kiss a while later and so on and so on


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