#1
Anyone got retarded pets??Cos my dog is after running head-first into a wall chasing a shadow!!
#3
My pet lemur always tries to jump out my bedroom window.
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#6
if i thrust my hand towards my cat and say her name loud she will make this "chewbacca like" noise and take off real fast into another room.
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#8
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My bro has a cockatiel that wants to mate with me. Not my type though.


I'd do it.


What's this cockatiel erm...


... called? <_<
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#10
My Tiger has Down Syndrome!

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Dude I got these strings the other day that couldn't be tuned to higher than 4 octaves below middle C then I realized that they were shoelaces and they weren't making any sound at all.
#12
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My cat takes out empty beer bottles and licks em cuz there's still beer in em.


WTF?

It's times like these the pear is neccisary!
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Dude I got these strings the other day that couldn't be tuned to higher than 4 octaves below middle C then I realized that they were shoelaces and they weren't making any sound at all.
#13
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I'd do it.


What's this cockatiel erm...


... called? <_<

I call her...Chickenbug because she walks like a chicken and annoys like a bug. I heard you'd like to f*ck a ferret. Is this true?
#17
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My cat takes out empty beer bottles and licks em cuz there's still beer in em.


My dogs have more refined tastes - won't touch beer but love red wine and port
#19
I also had a retarded cat until.......,
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Dude I got these strings the other day that couldn't be tuned to higher than 4 octaves below middle C then I realized that they were shoelaces and they weren't making any sound at all.
#20
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I call her...Chickenbug because she walks like a chicken and annoys like a bug. I heard you'd like to f*ck a ferret. Is this true?


Oh you can't go wrong with a bit of ferret fucking.

Which reminds me. Once I tore a ferret in two by fucking it in the ass!
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#23
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My dog ran into a door, but not just any door, a wood door.

I guess the doors bark was worse than its bite!!!

...Ah, sometimes I'm so witty it hurts.
#24
My dog tries to dig through the hard wood floor.
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#25
I once saw my pug try to jump through the glass in the back door. lmao she was airborne and hit the glass nose first
#26
My dog "falls" on my cat while she's presenting herself. Yikes.
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#28
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My dog "falls" on my cat while she's presenting herself. Yikes.

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Dude I got these strings the other day that couldn't be tuned to higher than 4 octaves below middle C then I realized that they were shoelaces and they weren't making any sound at all.
#30
My sisters dog is scared ****less of me( wonder why? hehehe) and when it tries to run away from me it runs exactly to where i was going in the first place. why the **** would you run away from something your scared of and go where its going before it gets there?" hmm that thing walking there scares the **** out of me, and it looks likes its going into the bathroom. i should probably go hide in there."
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#31
I had a pet bird until it opened the door on its cage and flew out into a fan.