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#1
Finish that sentence.
e.g. .... you use urbandictionary.com more than a normal dictionary
Quote by Chad11491
they would call it "new york" , just like we would call a german city like amsterdam , amsterdam....


The below statement is true
The above statement is false


Quote by JMack
My mom called me a son of a bitch.



Quote by gallagher2006
Whats a Steve Vai? Floyd Rose ripoff?
#4
Quote by boreamor
When you make a thread like this.

When you beat me to this.
May the Force be with You.
Carmel is hawt
#6
Quote by Oblivion_Rps
When you beat me to this.


When you find out a way to make your "user status" on UG look like you're banned when you're actually not.
My Last.fm

Quote by \Powerslave/
HelloHalo, I love you.


WHO SEND ALL THESE BABIES TO FIGHT?
#8
Quote by HelloHalo
When you find out a way to make your "user status" on UG look like you're banned when you're actually not.


When you portray your jealousy towards another UGer by pointingn out a feat that they have managed to do.
May the Force be with You.
Carmel is hawt
#9
Quote by caskettheclown
when you're in the pit

fixed
grok it.

SKREAM!

Listen to jazz, it's good for you...
#12
Quote by boreamor
This has actually really depressed me...




Dude don't be sad.


Just remember... You were the fastest sperm.
May the Force be with You.
Carmel is hawt
#13
Quote by Oblivion_Rps
When you portray your jealousy towards another UGer by pointingn out a feat that they have managed to do.


When you agree with this
My Last.fm

Quote by \Powerslave/
HelloHalo, I love you.


WHO SEND ALL THESE BABIES TO FIGHT?
#14
when someone asks you a question and you tell them rape or to go fap.
Quote by DiminishedFifth
Who's going to stop you? The music police?
#15
You know you spend too much time on the internet when you get RSI from fapping.

<_<

>_>
The DNA results show that Jeremy Kyle is a nob.


Quote by titsmcgee852
I want to look at your sexual naked body.
#16
You know you're on the internet too much when the e-pussy you got gave you a virus.
Quote by gun4hire
ugh, you cant rape someone with a pineapple because that would assume that someone doesnt want to have sex with a pineapple, which is impossible


Quote by Jackal58
Ignorance of the law is no excuse.
Especially an ignorant law.
#17
when you use UG memes in real life

I catch myself saying "LOL WUT" too often
" Did You know, in Tibet, if they want something, do you know what they do? They give something away."

"Do they ? That must be why they're such a dominant global power."
#18
Quote by Jaymz_515
Your phone bill is over nine thousand pounds.


When you get this joke.
I <3 bangoodcharlotte

Quote by humperdunk
one time i let my cat has cheezburger. i thought it was pretty funny.
#20
when pondering the meaning of the searchbar is the highlight of your day...
Call me Justyn

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#23
You know you spend too much time on the internet when Internet Explorer is the most used program on your computer
Quote by Trefellin
Anyone with half a brain knows that Jesus is way more metal than Satan. Lucifer was the worlds very first emo.


Quote by glowinghamster4'

i just want to let you know that made my day.



Quote by Weaponized
Solid state master race
#25
when the pit becomes your only friend
Quote by boreamor
Nope because I'm not a dick.
Quote by spanish lovin
then did you just call yourself a PUSSY???



^This = Win
#26
when someone says tublady and you immediately vomit
'93 Gibson LP Studio (498T/490R)-Ebony
'14 Gibson LP Standard (JB/Jazz)-Ocean Water Perimeter
Epi MKH LP Custom-7 (SD Custom Shop JB-7)-Ebony
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Line6 G55|Korg Pitchblack Pro

JVM 210h|1960a(V30/G12t-75)
#27
Quote by shadow_murph
when the pit becomes your only friend


*hug*

Here... have this picture of a mountain goat.

May the Force be with You.
Carmel is hawt
#28
you take the day off college to sit on UG
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RED MILITIA FACTION
#29
when you spend more tim in forums talking with guitar players then actually playing guitar


or when you fail everything at school
#31
Quote by a6l6e6x1
or when you fail everything at school


Or pass, you interwebz nerd, you.

\/\/[-]3n u r c4p4b13 of 1337 $p34k.
The official Panamanian-Jamaican-Syrian-Canadian-American-Jew.

Schecter C-1 Classic
Line 6 Spider III 120 Watt
Zoom G1X Multi-Effects Pedal
#32
Quote by RCA1186
when someone says tublady and you immediately vomit

When you know that this is actually tub girl
LIFE IS TOO SHORT NOT TO LET YOUR MIND SPREAD WINGS AND TAKE FLIGHT

Quote by KeepOnRotting
+Infinity. This dude knows good metal.
#33
Quote by MetalheadforJC
You know you spend too much time on the internet when Internet Explorer is the most used program on your computer


zomfg you use IE?

laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamezorz
#34
Quote by Oblivion_Rps


that was the best video ive ever seen.



Quote by Blackflame47
Or pass, you interwebz nerd, you.

\/\/[-]3n u r c4p4b13 of 1337 $p34k.


Im sad that I can read that...
Quote by metalcore123
I hate trying to cover up my cheese in school because the bimbo next to me dislikes the smell of pure love.

I'm bringing farts back!
#35
Quote by Shyne
zomfg you use IE?

laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamezorz



+10000
Quote by RU Experienced?
Now with 20 percent more Allah!!!

Quote by Borsworth
^^^


Quote by GoldenRose94

that'd be slightly creepy if i didn't find it so amusing.
#36
When you stay up until midnight on the Pit instead of reading 200+ pages for school due the next day.
#37
Quote by HelloHalo
When you find out a way to make your "user status" on UG look like you're banned when you're actually not.


When you know why his user title/status states banned but he isn't actually banned.
#38
you will argue endlessly about why mac is better than pc or vice versa or how one browser is superior to another, when quite frankly, no one gives a shit.
#39
Quote by Oblivion_Rps
*hug*

Here... have this picture of a mountain goat.




ahhh thanks
Quote by boreamor
Nope because I'm not a dick.
Quote by spanish lovin
then did you just call yourself a PUSSY???



^This = Win
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