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So I went home tuesday night, like I do every week. When I came back, I found a few porn sites in my history...obviously my roommate, because he's gay and the one link I looked at was of a guy fapping. How do I confront him about this? I'd rather just avoid the situation, but if he did it once then it might happen again, and my virus protection isn't all that powerful...it consists of Avast and Windows Defender.
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#4
He touched his dick and then your mouse. If that isn't enough reason to tell him to get a fvcking life, I don't know what is. Enjoy your dickmouse.
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#6
So, you looked at the gay porn?



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#8
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Sit there fapping when he comes home. Don't forget to make eye contact.

Nah, then he'll probably want to join him, and that'll be even more awkward.
#9
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He touched his dick and then your mouse. If that isn't enough reason to tell him to get a fvcking life, I don't know what is. Enjoy your dickmouse.


Hadn't thought about that

edit: I should have known better than to ask this in the pit...
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So I went home tuesday night, like I do every week. When I came back, I found a few porn sites in my history...obviously my roommate, because he's gay and the one link I looked at was of a guy fapping. How do I confront him about this?



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#11
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He touched his dick and then your mouse. If that isn't enough reason to tell him to get a fvcking life, I don't know what is. Enjoy your dickmouse.

This.
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Hadn't thought about that

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#14
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He touched his dick and then your mouse. If that isn't enough reason to tell him to get a fvcking life, I don't know what is. Enjoy your dickmouse.


LMAO! good one

well gay people are f'd to begin with if you ask me... I hope you don't have JOYstick

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#16
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He touched his dick and then your mouse. If that isn't enough reason to tell him to get a fvcking life, I don't know what is. Enjoy your dickmouse.





Dickmouse. thats good
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#17
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He touched his dick and then your mouse. If that isn't enough reason to tell him to get a fvcking life, I don't know what is. Enjoy your dickmouse.

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#18
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Definitely not from behind.





Just set some locks on your computer, change your password, and log off after every use.

I mean, I guess its better than him just ass****ing people all around the house. And if you limit the amount of porn he can look at, I'd advise you to lock your door when you sleep. Also, don't let him get you a beer cause he might roofie it and then take advantage of your insides.
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#19
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Put a password to log onto your computer so he can't use it.

That's the worst part about it...he called me as I was leaving and asked if he could use it since he broke his. If I just change the password, he'll know something's up and I'll be caught in an even more awkward situation.

Anyone have real advice? I've never had to do anything like this...remember, I have to live with this guy 'till spring.
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#20
Wait, what's the problem? Afraid of viruses? Buy some software.

Edit: And buy a new mouse. Leave the dickmouse as a decoy and switch it for the new one when you go on.
#21
just password lock your computer and never let him use it again, tell him to go to the library or something.
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#22
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That's the worst part about it...he called me as I was leaving and asked if he could use it since he broke his. If I just change the password, he'll know something's up and I'll be caught in an even more awkward situation.

Anyone have real advice? I've never had to do anything like this...remember, I have to live with this guy 'till spring.


change your password to "stoplookingatgayporn"
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#23
Well, yes, but even if I wasn't I don't want my roommate fapping at my computer...read the "dickmouse" comment.
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#24
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That's the worst part about it...he called me as I was leaving and asked if he could use it since he broke his. If I just change the password, he'll know something's up and I'll be caught in an even more awkward situation.

Anyone have real advice? I've never had to do anything like this...remember, I have to live with this guy 'till spring.

Grow a set of balls man. It's yours. He's already fucked his up. You just gonna sit their and feel "awkward" until he pooches yours too?
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#25
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change your password to "stoplookingatgayporn"


See, I would do something like that, but I have to live with him for quite a while and having tension between you and your roommate isn't a fun thing at all.

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Grow a set of balls man. It's yours. He's already fucked his up. You just gonna sit their and feel "awkward" until he pooches yours too?

I'm going to confront him, that's not the issue. How to do it though, is another matter. I have to do it without making things weird and uncomfortable from now on.
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Put a password to log onto your computer so he can't use it.


This

But I bet it's all a double bluff and TS is actually the one who was looking at teh Pr0nz
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#27
You have two choices, you can either confront him or buy new virus protection software and a new mouse to replace your decoy dickmouse.
#28
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See, I would do something like that, but I have to live with him for quite a while and having tension between you and your roommate isn't a fun thing at all.


if it gets that bad then get a new roommate.
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#30
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See, I would do something like that, but I have to live with him for quite a while and having tension between you and your roommate isn't a fun thing at all.


I'm going to confront him, that's not the issue. How to do it though, is another matter. I have to do it without making things weird and uncomfortable from now on.

Dude I noticed that you were downloading porn on my computer. I'm sorry but I can't allow that. I need it in working order not crashing everytime I try to go online. I'm sorry but you can't use it any more.
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#32
Download some hetero porn onto his computer to make him uncomfortable enough to confront you and then yell, "HYPOCRITE!"
#33
Download AVG 8. It's free!

Or just tell the faggot to stay off your pc heh heh heh.

Nah, just tell the guy.
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#35
Okay, seriously, just walk up to him, and tell him you know he's looking at porn on your computer and it needs to stop. He'll probably be embarrassed a little by it but he has no right to be mad at you.
#36
'Go look at the sausages in the fridge,not on my computer...'
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#37
just tell him straight out. but dont be a douce and single him out for being gay. he should be cool with you still after that.
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#38
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Enjoy your dickmouse.


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#39
Whey were checking his history? Are you his mom? Were you looking at it and trying to blame him for your pleasure? Think about these questions before you post anothere stupid thread!
#40
make a comment about how you keep getting 'unusual popups' or something.. make him think its his fault but don't let him know you know .. then he'll either stop or hide it better.

OR you could tell him a lovely story about how you were looking at porn on someone elses computer and you forgot to delete the history and they caught you.
Just drop hints.

OR
Tell him you had a look at some of the **** he was looking at and you understand why he's gay
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