something special, you have to guess what it is......
::type i'm here to stir the $h!t

I got you a herd of cattle, but I can't give it to you cause I don't know who you are.
Quote by alteredstates
If you are rowing down the road in your canoe and your wagon wheel falls off. How many pancakes does it take to make a doghouse?

Green, because a vest has no sleeves.

Can't we all just get a bong?
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So what did you get me?

This reply. Enjoy it. Don't spend it all in one place. And don't say I never gave you nothing.
Gibson Flying V
Jackson RR3 w/ Zakk Wylde EMG's
'89 Marshall 8240 Combo Amp
Marshall MG10 CD
Boss MT-2
Dunlop Dime Crybaby From Hell
John Lennon's Funeral
Quote by bucktheduck

Call me troll, call me psychopath. In the end, I shall stand above you all as you drown in a pool of sex and filth. It will explode your corrupted bodies, and I will walk above the wreckage as a pure man.

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Haggard13 i are impressed
a gibson! yay
Pull my finger

Quote by Explicit User

"Kyle.. Do you know what homosex is?"
me:"...yes... why?"
"Do you want to have it?"
Me again:"...no Anthony..no i don't"
"Oh.. okay.. good night"


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Dear god the pit is a force to be reckoned with.
mine is tomorrow. i have some good grass.

toke up birthday boy!
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You damned kids always asking for presents.

I got you whatever this is.

Now fuck off.

I'm sorry, but whenever I see Asians, the pants come off and I'm on myself like a cheap suit.
life is beautifuuuuooooaaaaaal
I am gunna get you a fleshy meat pipe and a cockmeat sandwhich.

Schecter Hellraiser (EMG 85/81 + 18v mod)
LTD SC-207 with EMG 707
Peavey 6505 Head
Some random Peavey 4x12 slant cab
Boss Chorus Ensemble + Boss DD-3 + Dunlop Crybaby Wah + Boss NS2
I got you my dick to suck

just kidding.. I dont have a dick =[ happy birthday
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it's official, vintage x metal is the saving grace of this board and/or the antichrist

e-married to
& alaskan_ninja

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I got you my dick to suck

just kidding.. I dont have a dick =[ happy birthday

She gave you her pussay. That's the best gift you've gotten so far. Happy Birthday.
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when i grow up i wanna have blackandsilver's babies!

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nice discovery, sir.

Last edited by coryklok : Today at 01:10 PM.
well all i can say is that ill

Never give you up

Never let you down

Never run around and desert you
Never make you cry
Never say goodbye
Never tell a lie and hurt you
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