#1
woo... so my mom tells me that the people she works with wants me to play for them and the residents (retirement home). She heard me playing carol of the bells and was like "zomg you should learn more Christmas songs and play em for the family on Christmas eve" I was cool with that now she wants me to play in front of judgemental old people.. yay.

so whats some songs I should play?
#5
Oh you know... Oh Christmas tree and jingle bells... Maybe deck the halls.
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#6
(be ready for i cum blood)

probably traditional christmas songs, feliz navidad, rudolph, etc.
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#7
The obvious Cannon Rock, other than that, just have a look at a Trans Siberian Orchestra set list.
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#9
Something about Christmas- Bryan Adams.
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#12
Carol of the Bells
Silent Night
O Come All Ye Faithful
All easy. All lend themselves to a sreamin' electric.
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#14
i actually had to play for old people once.....it wasn't as bad as I thought it'd be. You kinda get attached to 'em after awhile.

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this. only with christmas songs redone. I'd like it.
#16
Greensleeves.
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windowpane by opeth

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#19
Twisted sisters version of Come All Ye faithful.
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ummm check christmas themes on homepage
that should help
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#21
jungle bells
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#22
Maybe you could remove the strings from your guitar and then pretend to play. When all of the old folks begin muttering and shooting glances to each other, you can just point to your ear, as if to say "hey, the batteries in your hearing aids have all died." Of course, it would be helpful if you moved your mouth without saying anything and paid the attendants to play along. If one of the old, grumpy farts gets angry, you could just laugh and say that it's a Christmas Joke and to "lighten up, old man." And then run like $*@k!!!
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Maybe you could remove the strings from your guitar and then pretend to play. When all of the old folks begin muttering and shooting glances to each other, you can just point to your ear, as if to say "hey, the batteries in your hearing aids have all died." Of course, it would be helpful if you moved your mouth without saying anything and paid the attendants to play along. If one of the old, grumpy farts gets angry, you could just laugh and say that it's a Christmas Joke and to "lighten up, old man." And then run like $*@k!!!

this post is full of win. good job man.
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#26
play twisted sisters heavy metal christmas
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