#1
Well i'm 18 today, spent most of it at college but still s'all good.

Got my guitar set up, some moneys and a few tshirts, surprisingly good hall for me.
However i am a greedy bastard, and i wouldnt mind getting some extra prezzies from some fellow pit goers
"Swim in a lake of death, eaten by crocodiles!"

Gear:
Jackson RR3
Epiphone Les Paul Custom
Stagg C 442
Randall RG100G3 plus combo
Roland Cube 30X
TS9 Tubescreamer
#4
Happy birthday.

Buy a scooter.
Let's not bicker and argue about who killed who...
Quote by Necrophagist777
I'm ORION, LORD OF EVIL, give me your soul and breathe in my darkness.

YOU WILL NOT ENJOY THIS......
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#5
yay you're one year closer to being dead
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
#7
Quote by imdeth


I got you this!


A Rinoa cosplayer


This present pleases me quite bit
"Swim in a lake of death, eaten by crocodiles!"

Gear:
Jackson RR3
Epiphone Les Paul Custom
Stagg C 442
Randall RG100G3 plus combo
Roland Cube 30X
TS9 Tubescreamer
#8
Happy Birthday, I got you the gift of an angry response, enjoy:

"**** you, you idiot! I'll rape your Mom!"

C'mon, best present you'll ever get right?
#10
I got you a happy memory
aaaahm... think about you getting your presents 5 min ago
beautifull time, beautifull time


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#12
Quote by imdeth


I got you this!

A Rinoa cosplayer

This chicks arm/bicep are far too thin. You're supposed to feed them before you give them out as presents.

Happy birthday brah, I got you Tinker Toys, the best product ever created:

#15
I got you a spleen... Use it wisely

I've Made You A Drawing of a Giraffe Fucking an Elephant. Notice How His Moustache Looks Just Like Mine.

Your Mother's Got a Penis
#16
Quote by faultyy
I got you a spleen... Use it wisely


I wish I got one of these for my birthday.
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Thank you Jesusaurus.
#18
Many happy returns. I got you Danny DeVito's Penguin. Enjoy


Quote by dudius

afterward i thought about it and was like "wow, i just jerked off to a chubby girl sucking off a horse. i'm disgusting".

then i watched that segment again
#19
Quote by TheQuailman
Happy b-day!

I got you a new guitar, but the delivery chick won't hand it over. (



I'll just have to wrestle her for it then
"Swim in a lake of death, eaten by crocodiles!"

Gear:
Jackson RR3
Epiphone Les Paul Custom
Stagg C 442
Randall RG100G3 plus combo
Roland Cube 30X
TS9 Tubescreamer