#1
Quote by buddha
isnt there a law against not shaving? thats somewere in our constitution. i think it goes something like a girl maybe be a freak in the sheets but no be wild down stairs is treason and for that she will be beheaded.-good old Benjamin F.

#2
a fish did that to this guy i was scuba diving with.

not so funny when your missing a finger and your in the ocean..
Quote by innertom
So much down syndrome

remember UG Community? thought so.
#6
Quote by noxiosimitator


I lol'd hard.
Airship is liek teh best giitar playr evr!!111!1!

Quote by solidgay
Don't use distortion pedals. Just bury your guitar for three weeks, and then dig it up, that should do the job.


^Best Reply Ever!

Quote by imdeth
metaldud damn it I said ignore the penis!