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#1
Hi dudes and dudettes!

So, straight to the point; I pwned this girl conversationally, (we were talking about wether or not money makes you happy) She said no, it doesn't make you happy, and I said yes, it does make you happy; eg: you could buy ppl to like you, buy the most awesome things, that phrases like "Happyness can't be bought" ect. are just sentences to make rich ppl look bad and hobo's look better... (I myself rather belong to the hobo category, than the rich ppl category:P) So, after a rather long conversation I pwnd her arse, the last thing she sais was "checkmate"

Now, I feel really bad for doing that to her, the girl's a good friend of mine, and I really didn't wanna hurt her.. I never heard from her since then, so it kinda sucks, I feel like such a smartmouth now

but anyway, pit, what should I do? trolls welcome


Tl;Dr: I upset a girl, now she's PO'd, whattodooo???!!!
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#9
Show her your ding dong.

Then let her laugh at it's puny size. That'll cheer her up.
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#10
Doesn't sound like you pwned her.
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#12
The fact that you used the word pwned makes you look real stupid.
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#14
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You're an ass, and you were wrong in the argument.

Congratulations!

that's not the point man, that's discussable, the point is, I won, and now she's mad
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#16
Quote by Lord Waltaa
that's not the point man, that's discussable, the point is, I won, and now she's mad


Won? How so? Who decides that? Because you said checkmate? Dumbass.
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#17
tell her sorry for being a jerk and you respect her opinion.
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#18
If it helps you, I think you're terribly wrong about the "money makes you happy" matter.


Otherwise...
just act normal, so she doesn't think you're trying to rub it in. Maybe be a tad nicer to her: Next time you go to the movies, you pay for her ticket and popcorn. Chicks dig popcorn.
#19
Quote by calebrocker
tell her sorry for being a jerk and you respect her opinion.


Respect HER opinion?

Something about that sentence makes me laugh.
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#20
Doesn't sound like you pwned her.

It sounds like you had a mild disagreement on an issue in which your jusifications for your stance were weak and unconvincing.

Not much pwnage there I'm afraid.
#22
Quote by JohnnyGenzale
Won? How so? Who decides that? Because you said checkmate? Dumbass.

SHE said checkmate, double dumbass


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If it helps you, I think you're terribly wrong about the "money makes you happy" matter.


Otherwise...
just act normal, so she doesn't think you're trying to rub it in. Maybe be a tad nicer to her: Next time you go to the movies, you pay for her ticket and popcorn. Chicks dig popcorn.

yea, it's not the point wether or not I'm right or wrong, I just had a smartmouth and now she's upset...

it's a good idea tough:-)
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#23
Quote by Lord Waltaa
SHE said checkmate, double dumbass


Ok. So that's how you won an argument? Oh dear. How old are you?
If she can't accept the fact that she was wrong if that's what she said she's just not worth being friends with.
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#24
Quote by Pagan-Pie
You're an ass, and you were wrong in the argument.

Congratulations!


this.


I really dont have much of anything else to say.
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#26
Go over to her house and wank on her pillow.
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#27
Paste the convo into the thread.

If you have a life and you talked to the girl IRL (OMG OMG OMG) then retype the entire conversation. I really want to see this pwnage.
#28
Quote by JohnnyGenzale
Ok. So that's how you won an argument? Oh dear. How old are you?
If she can't accept the fact that she was wrong if that's what she said she's just not worth being friends with.

yea, you're right, I'll just tell her I never want to see her again tomorrow
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Chicks dig what you put in the popcorn.


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give her the "donkey punch"


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#31
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yea, you're right, I'll just tell her I never want to see her again tomorrow


If you don't have contact I can't see the point.
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#32
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#33
Wow you're a retard. Maybe if you didn't try and "win" every conversation you wouldn't be such a dick. No wonder she hates you. Go die.
#34
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Paste the convo into the thread.

If you have a life and you talked to the girl IRL (OMG OMG OMG) then retype the entire conversation. I really want to see this pwnage.

the conversation is in dutch, but I'll translate it via google translate, that way we can have a laugh also
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#36
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#37
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#38
Seems pretty clear the only one getting "pwned" is TS for making such an ass of himself.

You had a differance of opinion and she most likely stopped talking to you because you're so narrow minded.
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#40
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Show her your ding dong.

Then let her laugh at it's puny size. That'll cheer her up.


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