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Searchbar came up with nothing. Post the funniest sayings, or conversations, that you have seen written in a bathroom stall here. If you still don't know what I'm talking about, here's an example:

"My future is a foggy road, but I'll drive as long as she's riding shotgun."

The message below it: "Fog bank"

Post away!
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metaldud damn it I said ignore the penis!
#2
Hot unsolicited sex call 07*********.
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Ovenman, your contraptions make women's

clothes evaporate.
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That's far too clever to be posted in the Pit.
#3
*above a urinal*

"The joke isn't on this wall, it's in your hand."
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#4
Quote by Trickycindy
*above a urinal*

"The joke isn't on this wall, it's in your hand."

/thread
Quote by innertom
So much down syndrome

remember UG Community? thought so.
#5
haha actually today i whent to the loo in school and it says "HAVE A NICE ****"
along with "tupacs alive" and "g-unit"
theres also a big section carved out of the cubical

best one tho is, "shrek was ok"
#6
door infront of you says: fancy for some toilet tennis ? look left then

left wall say: look right

right wall says: look left


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#7
Quote by Trickycindy
*above a urinal*

"The joke isn't on this wall, it's in your hand."


LMAO

Dude I am going to write that in the school bathroom.
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Lets blaze, put this in your sig if you want to get high.
#8
This thread has been done too many times. Use the search bar. Seriously, this is not a joke.
sometimes I see us in a cymbal splash or in the sound of a car crash
#9
on door in front of you: hot sex call ***-***-****
below that: SHE'S NOT REAL DONT' CALL
below that: tittys.


it was probably the most random thing i have ever read.
he who makes a best out of himself,
gets rid of the pain of being a man.
#10
Quote by josh c
haha actually today i whent to the loo in school and it says "HAVE A NICE ****"
along with "tupacs alive" and "g-unit"
theres also a big section carved out of the cubical

best one tho is, "shrek was ok"



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#12
Quote by abcdefgillyo
on door in front of you: hot sex call ***-***-****
below that: SHE'S NOT REAL DONT' CALL
below that: spaghetti.


it was probably the most random thing i have ever read.

fixed
Quote by innertom
So much down syndrome

remember UG Community? thought so.
#13
Above the urinals at my college, they have ads, and one of the ads is for Greyhound. It says "Save money going home... Then remember why you left home and save money getting back to school."

Well after "going home" people had written "And get decapitated" "Or worse!" "LOL"

and then below it says "Student Fares" but "Student" was scratched out and replace with "Beheading"
signatures are budget.
#14
Quote by JohnnyGenzale
This thread has been done too many times. Use the search bar. Seriously, this is not a joke.

That's pretty specific for a bathroom.
Quote by Kensai
Ovenman, your contraptions make women's

clothes evaporate.
____________________


I WANT THE TWOOTH!

____________________________

Quote by aaciseric
That's far too clever to be posted in the Pit.
#16
Quote by JohnnyGenzale
This thread has been done too many times. Use the search bar. Seriously, this is not a joke.


Okay!

https://www.ultimate-guitar.com/forum/search.php?searchid=2616734

There ya go. There's one thread about it, and it isn't really about funny stuff written in stalls.
Airship is liek teh best giitar playr evr!!111!1!

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Don't use distortion pedals. Just bury your guitar for three weeks, and then dig it up, that should do the job.


^Best Reply Ever!

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metaldud damn it I said ignore the penis!
#17
Quote by NoochiePoochie
LMAO

Dude I am going to write that in the school bathroom.


It was funny as f*ck but wasn't too good to read it in mid-piss haha
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#18
Quote by RubberPuppiessu


Ok, I guess I'm wrong, but a new one couldn't hurt, could it?
Airship is liek teh best giitar playr evr!!111!1!

Quote by solidgay
Don't use distortion pedals. Just bury your guitar for three weeks, and then dig it up, that should do the job.


^Best Reply Ever!

Quote by imdeth
metaldud damn it I said ignore the penis!
#20
Quote by JohnnyGenzale
This thread has been done too many times. Use the search bar. Seriously, this is not a joke.


There is a massive thread on this somewhere..
#21
someone once wrote
"I smoke rocks"
then it morphed to
"I smoke cocks"
then it changed to
"Smith smokes cocks"
then Im assuming "Smith" wrote **** you below that
and the someone replied "kiss dick faggot"

I also read one today that said

toy story 2 was ok
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#22
i unrolled the remaining toilet paper till i got to the end, then wrote on the cardboard thing, "haha you're ****ed now."
#23
also there was this sticker on one if the stall doors that read, "Get in, sit down, shut up, and hold on for ****ing life."
#24
not really that funny but on the koala bear baby changing stations, someone scratched out the c so it read baby hanging station. someone also drew a penis on the picture of a koala
#25
Ok, I have a bunch and they are from a book called "The Scrawl of the Wild" by Norton Mockeridge.

Found in front of a urinal:

Please do not throw butts in the urinal - do we piss in your ash trays?
The Management

Here is a place we all must come
To do the work that must be done
Do it quick and do it neat
But please don't do it on the seat!

In case of atomic attack, Hide under this urinal. It hasn't been hit yet!

You are holding the future of America in your hands.

No matter how you dance and prance, the last two drops go in your pants!

The heat of the meat is inversely proportional to the angle of the dangle.

No need to stand on the toilet seat, the crabs in this place jump 40 feet!


Found in a stall:

Here I sit in stinking vapor
some sonuvabitch stole the toilet paper

Sam, Sam the janitor man
Chief superintendent of the crapping can
He washes the bowls and picks up towels
And listens to the roar of other men's bowels.
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#26
"sex stunts your growth."


"Now you tell me."
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#27
Quote by NSHSpolevault
here i sit broken hearted. tried to sh** but only farted.


haha i read that in stall once. There was an entire poem.
#28
Quote by Strat = Love
Ok, I have a bunch and they are from a book called "The Scrawl of the Wild" by Norton Mockeridge.

Found in front of a urinal:

Please do not throw butts in the urinal - do we piss in your ash trays?
The Management

Here is a place we all must come
To do the work that must be done
Do it quick and do it neat
But please don't do it on the seat!

In case of atomic attack, Hide under this urinal. It hasn't been hit yet!

You are holding the future of America in your hands.

No matter how you dance and prance, the last two drops go in your pants!

The heat of the meat is inversely proportional to the angle of the dangle.

No need to stand on the toilet seat, the crabs in this place jump 40 feet!


Found in a stall:

Here I sit in stinking vapor
some sonuvabitch stole the toilet paper

Sam, Sam the janitor man
Chief superintendent of the crapping can
He washes the bowls and picks up towels
And listens to the roar of other men's bowels.

Most of them won.
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#31
Quote by Trickycindy
*above a urinal*

"The joke isn't on this wall, it's in your hand."


omg that's hilarious!
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afterward i thought about it and was like "wow, i just jerked off to a chubby girl sucking off a horse. i'm disgusting".

then i watched that segment again
#33
in a stall - "i came on the seat that you are sitting on"
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Girls are complicated - Just turn gay and don't bother.


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one time i got up in the middle of the night to take a shit... and the toilet seat was warm....
#34
Best bathrrom
"Roses are red ashes are black
Why is your chest as flat as your back"
Best buss
Under pregnancy add that reads "Suprise...Your gregnant" some one wrote "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUu"
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#35
I saw one that was


"Toy Story 2 was o.k."

High five to the person who gets what its from!
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#36
I remember this one that said above a urinal " While you are reading this, you are peeing on your shoe"

And in my old school we had a huge conversation between two people, which went on for 3 stall doors. The school couldn't erase it, because it was written with perm Laundry markers, scratched in, so its still there.
#37
Tupac lives.
He's a freak of nature, but we love him so.

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#38
Quote by BFAbassist306
I saw one that was


"Toy Story 2 was o.k."

High five to the person who gets what its from!



Demetri martin
Quote by St.Loony
Girls are complicated - Just turn gay and don't bother.


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OK, so now, for Christmas, I'd like the ability to have an erection again.



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one time i got up in the middle of the night to take a shit... and the toilet seat was warm....
#39
I saw one somewhere that said "C-Dogg is da illest", then someone wrote under that wrote "I'm sorry to hear that, I hope he gets better". I think the guy in the stall next to me thought I was crazy or something.
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#40
"Here I sit an Prepare for tonight
It Will be my final fight
I moan groan scream and squirm
As my dick flops around like a worm
I stand up proud and tall
And thank God for Handicap stalls"

On some stall in a gas station
Gingers Unite
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