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I know a girl who has thrush at the moment. Seeing as it is a fungal infection can you harvest it and use it in say, an omolette? I'm sure you can cook it in a certain way to make it safe!
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Raw, in a paper bag.
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#6
Let's not bicker and argue about who killed who...
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Quote by JackalUK
I know a girl who has thrush at the moment. Seeing as it is a fungal infection can you harvest it and use it in say, an omolette? I'm sure you can cook it in a certain way to make it safe!


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Scrape some off and plant it in some dirt.
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#11
I always wondered if you could brew beer on a thrush-ridden vagina.
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Hm, it doesnt spread as well as butter. Scratch that idea
Awwww, that actually made me feel sick
#13
*looks up thrush*


Oh GAWD! Don't eat that!
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#15
You'd be better off using the clotrimazole as mayonnaise, I'd say.
#17
Ok, this isn't working so what about the chunky bits in period blood. A good wash and it's essencially like meat yeah? It can go in a stew.
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Your wanton depravity is unwelcome to my irritable bowel syndrome.

You're welcome to the product of that though...
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#21
Nah, I'm good. I'm off to the pub now I've had my days forum fun. G'bye everyone
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Quote by JackalUK
Hm, it doesnt spread as well as butter. Scratch that idea


I see what you did there
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*looks up thrush*


Oh GAWD! Don't eat that!


Look you've ruined this poor UGer's innocense.

Thrush is a type of bird, don't listen to the TS.
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