Poll: How much beer?
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None
68 55%
1-10
25 20%
15-30
6 5%
over 30
25 20%
Voters: 124.
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#1
How much beer have you ever stole from your parents? One time a couple summers ago I stole around 40 beers from my dad. He always had a lot of beers stocked in the fridge in my basement. I would steal about 2-3 beers every 2 days or so. I would drink them with my friends in my room up in my attic. I never got caught in the act, but one time my parents got suspicious and they decided to look in my chest where I stored the empties. They found 2 bags of empties with roughly 35-40 bottles of beer. I was in deep **** to say the least. That was when I was 16 or 17. Some of the beers were also from coolers at my block party that I stole. So I'm pretty buzzed right now and I was inspired to make this thread. Since I'm not 21 yet I still grab a glass or 2 of wine, but no more beer because my dad is no longer an alcoholic.
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talking about beer .. I just offered the mods a paypall-beer in another thread but none of them noticed


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#5
My **** is big enough to enable me to buy my own beer.
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#6
Never had to steal i got it anyways from them.

My Pickle is big enough for me to buy my own beer
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#8
My mother doesn't really drink and my father doesn't live with her so I never had beer stealing opportunities. If I wanted beer as a teenager I bought some or asked the old woman to get me some.
#9
In the past I stole A LOT of beer from my parents...
I once raided our shed and took something in the region of ten cases of budwiser (the 24 bottle ones).


I'm so glad I quit drinking.
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#10
Never had to steal, my dad offered me my first beer when I was 13...
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#11
I imagine a lot of you are lucky and either have a drink or two with your parents, or they let you take as much as you want. Some buddies parent's of mine buy them alcohol. My parents accept that I drink sometimes and don't really care if I party because they did, but they never let me have any of their alcohol, which is fair, but I still can't help myself occasionally.
#12
I never stole beer, but my mom did let me drink a couple of times on my birthdays.
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#13
Firstly, I wouldn't have to steal it, and secondly, I have yet to find a beer I could stand the smell/taste of.
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#15
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None.
I work => I get money => I can buy as much beer as I need.

Success!


Aha. But you see I'm like this:

I don't work => My parents do => They buy alot of beer => I drink it!
#16
The oldest I've passed for is 25, so I just buy my own drink
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#17
i waited until i was 18 then i bought my own.

there's no real NEED to drink when you're young, it doesn't make you big or clever in front of your mates.
#19
Beer - GOOD
Your Mom - BAAAD
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#20
I always took wine from them.
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#22
I hate beer but I've never had to steal any booze, my parents were always kind enough to buy it for me. Now they just don't care, if they didn't just let me drink what I want they know I'd just go buy it anyway.
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#23
I don't have to steal because I'm Canadian and the drinking age here is 19 and I've got a bunch of friends over 19.
#24
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#25
Quote by IDread
In the past I stole A LOT of beer from my parents...
I once raided our shed and took something in the region of ten cases of budwiser (the 24 bottle ones).


I'm so glad I quit drinking.
That much budweiser would put me off booze too.


Thankfully I have better sense than you.
#26
I respect other people's drink.

Even if I wanted to steal it though, my parents never had more than one or two six-packs at a time.
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#27
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That much budweiser would put me off booze too.


Thankfully I have better sense than you.


I have no doubt that you do have more sense than me at age 13...
And it wasn't that that put me off booze... Unfortunately.
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#28
I say 15 - 30.. I never stole them.. I'd ask my dad if I could have a bottle/can and he'd let me have one.

I'm not a big drinker.. Maybe a couple beers a month AT MOST..

Unless I purposefully go out to get pissed.. That's a whole different story.
#29
Took a bottle of rum once but that was it.
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#30
Quote by GoToSleep
Damn you! I hate America.


Iam Just wondering If this is right.

At any age you can use a gun if its given to you,Mind you being at a place where you can use it safe.

At the Age of 16 you can get a car/drive.

At the age of 18 you can join the army and blow **** up in some forsaken place.

At the age of 18 you can legaly buy a Firearm by yourself?

And by the age of 21 you can Drink legaly!

Dosent make any sense.
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#33
Since I live on a campus that gets filled with drunk rednecks every home football game, my friends and I decided to do some liberating one night. Apparently these drunks just go off and leave their coolers out on the tailgating field for a while, and sometimes these coolers still have beer in them. So after one game in particular we ended up getting about 90 beers from coolers and hauling them back to our place of residence. It was awesome
#34
Quote by boreamor
I don't have to steal. My parents say "Just take it."


Same here.
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#35
Quote by boreamor
I don't have to steal. My parents say "Just take it."

Mine offer me one when they go for one - One of the things I like about my home life
EDIT: Wow, double-quote...
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#36
None; my parents don't drink beer.
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#38
taken some drinks from my parents like once or twice. not really a big alcohol fan
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