#1
... you start to deny your breakup. you know, i had my doubts about the jonas brothers, but they have gained so much credibility by straying the beaten track and NOT breaking up when people WANTED them to.link
#3
Are you calling the jonas Brothers real rockstars?

Real rockstars are made up of two parts copious amounts of drugs, one part anonymous sex until your **** drops off and just a splash of rehashing your old stuff from thirty years ago when you should just retire.
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he's got the fire and the fury,
at his command
well you don't have to worry,
if you hold onto jesus' hand
#5
All I can say is...
DAMN. We were so close...
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FUCK PARAMORE.

HOT LESBIANS

Centered, Bitch.

Yes, I'm only 14. So?
#6
You are a rockstar when you can make a living off of your music and you have a large fanbase...
This is why I don't like arguing on the internet.
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If only you could back that statement up.
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No need to, absurd generalizations aren't my thing.
#7
Quote by Zombee
You are a rockstar when you can make a living off of your music and you have a large fanbase...


Hannah Montanna!!
I'm not a Bible-thumper anymore. Realized I had a brain in '09.

I like guitars, running, and math.
#8
Quote by ChucklesMginty
And also.. they're miming! So they sound like that recorded, and also it's probably not even them.


It probably is a cat being f****d by the horse!
#9
in all seriousness, i read that, thought that one of them decided to retire/get a real job/live on the street/etc., and felt a twinge of joy.

then i saw the words "solo career".

these guys suck enough rectum that they need someone else to write half-assed songs for them. how would one make it?
#10
Quote by Psalm 150:4
Hannah Montanna!!


She's more of a pop star.
This is why I don't like arguing on the internet.
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If only you could back that statement up.
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Wolfgang's Philadelphia Study. Look it up yourself.
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No need to, absurd generalizations aren't my thing.
#11
Quote by Zombee
She's more of a pop star.


She fit your definition of a rock star.
So, what is your definition of a pop star?
I'm not a Bible-thumper anymore. Realized I had a brain in '09.

I like guitars, running, and math.
#12
Quote by Cobra Strike
The jonas brothers suck! They sound like a cat getting F***ed by a horse live..

haha or miley cyrus and kevin jonas
#13
Quote by Mihyaeru
It probably is a cat being f****d by the horse!


They don't get the horse to fuck the cat by themselves. They pretend to do it on stage while professionals to it backstage for them. The horde of screaming girls can't tell the difference.
#14
Well rock stars play rock music and pop stars perform pop music.
This is why I don't like arguing on the internet.
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If only you could back that statement up.
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Wolfgang's Philadelphia Study. Look it up yourself.
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No need to, absurd generalizations aren't my thing.
#16
Quote by Zombee
She's more of a pop star.

It was a joke.
Josh Homme writes the greatest lyrics EVAR:
"I wish we could get away
Drink wine and screw"


"Nicotine, valium, vicodin, marijuana, ecstasy, and alcohol
C-C-C-C-Cocaine!"


"I wanna lick you too much"



Own this Black Sabbath shirt?
#17
When you have your own Signature guitar(s).

Well I thought it'd be obvious
Gibson Les Paul Studio
Epiphone SG Special Customshop
Jackson JS30RR

Dunlop Crybaby Original
Boss Metal Zone
Digitech Screamin' Blues
Ibanez Lo Fi
Behringer Tuner

Marshall AVT100X


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I Use a purple pick.

+1
#18
that was a very uneventful article.
"Bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks."
- Dr. Dre
#20
Pop star now is different then the old definition. The beatles were pop stars....
And miley sirus is a pop star
But she is nowhere as good as them. But everyone knows who she is.
BOth had tv shows and movies and tons of stuff.
Its sad...
But I love the beatles and hate hanah montana therefore she isnt a star.
#21
Quote by dunda130
When you have your own Signature guitar(s).

Well I thought it'd be obvious

HANNAH MONTANA!

I love her 3/4 scale guitar!
RIP Bernie Mac
RIP Michael Jackson

FUCK YOU DIME!

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Edit: Then take pictures and send me them.



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#22
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HANNAH MONTANA!

I love her 3/4 scale guitar!



hahah, I told 'yall, she's a real rock star!
(sarcasm for those who can't tell)
I'm not a Bible-thumper anymore. Realized I had a brain in '09.

I like guitars, running, and math.
#23
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You choke on your own vomit.

+1
old school style ofc
#24
Quote by hippotato7
when you have relations with more than 2 groupies at once.

More than 2 groupies? I need to find another groupie.
Josh Homme writes the greatest lyrics EVAR:
"I wish we could get away
Drink wine and screw"


"Nicotine, valium, vicodin, marijuana, ecstasy, and alcohol
C-C-C-C-Cocaine!"


"I wanna lick you too much"



Own this Black Sabbath shirt?
#25
When you do cocaine!
nah when you have a large fan base and can life just off your music.
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Tascam US-800 and a hand full of Mics into Nedundo 4

my music, new recording on the way in 2014

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#26
Quote by Psalm 150:4
She fit your definition of a rock star.
So, what is your definition of a pop star?

you're just being difficult

Star means they must be well known and famous.. rock is the genre of music they're playing.
#27
Quote by Trefellin
They don't get the horse to fuck the cat by themselves. They pretend to do it on stage while professionals to it backstage for them. The horde of screaming girls can't tell the difference.

they got someone else to fuck the horse for them, and they just stood in front and danced around a little
#28
hannah montana is hot, i'm letting her grow up a few years and then i'd tap that!
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#29
When you can run down a street naked and people want to touch your penis.
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#30
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When you can run down a street naked and people want to touch your penis.


Unless your a woman. Cos you know, that might be difficult

You're a rockstar when you turn 19 for the sixteenth time, when you only pose with bottles of the finest wine, when your only seen with people just like you, so rich they get everything for free, and when you spout politics from your limousine. And people care about the products in your hair, and about the clothes your gonna wear.

Anyone who gets the reference can have a big ole slice of e-swiss cheese.
#31
Quote by Cobra Strike
Pop star now is different then the old definition. The beatles were pop stars....
And miley sirus is a pop star
But she is nowhere as good as them. But everyone knows who she is.
BOth had tv shows and movies and tons of stuff.
Its sad...
But I love the beatles and hate hanah montana therefore she isnt a star.


Meh, I hate em both!
"Ignorance runs rampant through this virus we call life, dead one day, alive the next, never breaking a stride. As I take it all in and realize, nothing we do can stop it, I release the hatred from my eyes, only to feel it within."
#32
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Unless your a woman. Cos you know, that might be difficult

You're a rockstar when you turn 19 for the sixteenth time, when you only pose with bottles of the finest wine, when your only seen with people just like you, so rich they get everything for free, and when you spout politics from your limousine. And people care about the products in your hair, and about the clothes your gonna wear.

Anyone who gets the reference can have a big ole slice of e-swiss cheese.


Bumblefoot 'Rockstar For A Day' from the Normal album.

"Ignorance runs rampant through this virus we call life, dead one day, alive the next, never breaking a stride. As I take it all in and realize, nothing we do can stop it, I release the hatred from my eyes, only to feel it within."
#33
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Bumblefoot 'Rockstar For A Day' from the Normal album.



Hell yeah! Here you go, as promised:



Enjoy!
#34
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Hell yeah! Here you go, as promised:



Enjoy!



YAY!
"Ignorance runs rampant through this virus we call life, dead one day, alive the next, never breaking a stride. As I take it all in and realize, nothing we do can stop it, I release the hatred from my eyes, only to feel it within."
#35
You're a real rockstar when you're dead.

Jimi Hendrix?
Kurt Cobain?

I rest my case.
#36
Quote by Cobra Strike
The jonas brothers suck! They sound like a cat getting F***ed by a horse live..


Yes. We've heard this before. Can you please come up with some new material?
sometimes I see us in a cymbal splash or in the sound of a car crash
#37
Quote by Chen-min
You're a real rockstar when you're dead.

Jimi Hendrix?
Kurt Cobain?

I rest my case.


Except Kurt Cobain sucked...
"Ignorance runs rampant through this virus we call life, dead one day, alive the next, never breaking a stride. As I take it all in and realize, nothing we do can stop it, I release the hatred from my eyes, only to feel it within."